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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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Julian Day
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 108
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:31 pm |
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Professor So And So wrote: |
Wow, that's such a shitty forecast. |
It's not that bad, at least the weather is set nice and dry for the weekend. They could get the neighbours round for a barbecue. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:37 pm |
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You know, I sort of forgot about Dover. I think that my partners in crime sort of forgot about him too because when we were all talking this morning, Dover did not even come up.
Perhaps now would be a good time to send Adamu a photo of Dover, back home with Scooby and Scrappy, playing frisbee in the nice, green backyard that Dover has... the one near the stables. |
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freddyfudpucker
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 105
Location: up your ass and around the corner
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Posted:
Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:14 pm |
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^^^^^^
hehe...yeah, and his pretty wife pouring him a tall glass of iced tea! |
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SunTzu
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 Jun 2007
Posts: 19
Location: UK
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Posted:
Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:36 pm |
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jojobean Wrote:
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Today is their 80th day since they left home. I guess the first milestone will be to get them there 100 days.
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You know I can't help but feel a little sorry for these guys. Coincidently they've been on this safari now for exactly the same number of days since I last had a cigarette and Chad sounds almost as bad as not having a cigarette (or at least being around a smoker who has not had a cigarette) for 80 days. They should be feeling a bit better now though, things get easier once you get used to them and least they haven't spent there time snacking to avoid the temptation of smoking. At least they wont have to go on a diet to get their waist line back.
fantastic bait this, seriously compulsive reading.
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Tolin Dorden
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2005
Posts: 113
Location: somewhere 100% risky free
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Posted:
Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:50 pm |
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Now there might be a good reason for the good Dover to complaint.. the church has told him to quit smoking.. and now he'd finally found these brilliant cigarettes called Camel
Ok ok I know bad joke.. but Dover is a miserable little prat. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:51 pm |
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Just think of it like this... they were walking through your fight WITH you. Nice guys these are, being with you through the difficult time. In fact, they were so impressed by your quitting, that they decided to give up food, bathing, family, communication and safety along with your giving up smoking. These guys are like a support group all their own! |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Posted:
Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:01 pm |
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We can turn this into a wonderful group experience. We can all empathize with the lads by going out tonight and baring our arses to the mosquitoes for an hour. That should make us more sensitive to the plight of others. |
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"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
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"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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veruca41
papparazzi
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 101
Location: The deep South
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Posted:
Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:54 pm |
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Tuco wrote: |
We can turn this into a wonderful group experience. We can all empathize with the lads by going out tonight and baring our arses to the mosquitoes for an hour. That should make us more sensitive to the plight of others. |
Uh, you first... |
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TomServo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 37
Location: Satellite of Love
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:23 pm |
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@Tuco: Just make sure that those are malaria-laden mosquitos.
@All: Please forgive me if I've missed this (though I've thought I've read every post), but is it established in the consensus that the communication with the used cow salesman isn't violating the "innocent 3rd party" rule? (apologies in advance if this has already been addressed, or if I'm just being an ethical wet blanket) |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:30 pm |
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^^^^
No one has a problem with us talking with the cow seller. He is not being inconvenienced. He has become part of the bait as a result of Adamu, not us. We never contacted him, Adamu did. Adamu was given permission to give Hamza's phone number out. Hamza is probably inconvenienced by Adamu, but that's not our doing. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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TomServo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 37
Location: Satellite of Love
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Posted:
Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:40 pm |
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@jojo: Okay, thanks. I've been a bit concerned in that impersonating an official of the UN or the church would collude to helping establish the validity of Adamu's story, such that it would put him at higher risk of being taken advantage of by Adamu. |
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Posted:
Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:43 pm |
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@Tuco - I think I'll pass on the mosquitoes as they just discovered mosquitoes infected with west nile virus in this area. But hey - if it's any consolation, I'm still breathing in raw sewage every day That's gotta count for sumtin |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:45 pm |
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TomServo wrote: |
@jojo: Okay, thanks. I've been a bit concerned in that impersonating an official of the UN or the church would collude to helping establish the validity of Adamu's story, such that it would put him at higher risk of being taken advantage of by Adamu. |
I do not know this for a fact, but I don't think Hamza really is all that nice to Adamu. I never got the impression that Emeka the Hand was either. After talking to them, I think they are a bit rough around the edges and that they don't treat Adamu and Leg like kings. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:54 pm |
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With rebels moving in and monstering the place up, I doubt their treatment will improve.
I was listening to a whole heap of Calexico earlier and I couldn't help but think of our lads towards the end of "across the wire".
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alberto y hermano on the coyote’s trail
and dodging the shadows of the border patrol
out in the wastelands wandering for days
the future looks bleak with no sign of change
darkness in the eye and down in the soul
all across the wire to those in control
holding so much
with no show of heart
you think it’d be crazy
to watch it all fall apart |
Postcards, perhaps? |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Posted:
Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:54 pm |
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I think we should get Hamza's address and then all send postcards to Adamu from lovely vacation spots around the world, mentioning how the church has sent all of us on lovely vacations but certainly nothing could compare with Abeche.
Of course, I don't know how reliable the mail is over there right now but it's worth a shot.[/quote] |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:35 am |
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jojobean wrote: |
I don't think Hamza really is all that nice to Adamu. I never got the impression that Emeka the Hand was either. |
Not even nice enough to give them a bucket and some water to clean up in. I'm wondering if Hamza and Hand communicate with said lads from a distance, upwind. |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:24 am |
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Perhaps a little love-bombing might raise their spirits?
For those not familiar with counter-cult jargon - "love bombing" denotes the use of orchestrated displays of mass affection to win a person over.
Perhaps TWATs the world over could be mobilised to send a mass of emails of support to our two suffering missionaries in Chad. I know they're not checking their emails too often, but when they see a whole flurry they might get a flicker of hope... which is gradually extinguished. Of course, if they try to gouge their co-religionists, that's a whole different matter!
Shall we co-ordinate? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Morf
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 May 2008
Posts: 51
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:43 am |
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^^^
I like this idea except I guarantee some lad-hugger will blow the whole thing. |
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http://truthhumanitarian.my5gb.com/
"go to hell with your stupid religion you common criminal" - Rev. P@ul @llen
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:45 am |
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excellent idea, it will either crush their souls or bend their minds. hooray |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:55 am |
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That is an inhumane, cruel and heartless idea.
I love it. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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westsail
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 17 May 2008
Posts: 10
Location: ermm, planet earth
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:03 am |
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sir scam alot wrote: |
I think we should get Hamza's address and then all send postcards to Adamu from lovely vacation spots around the world, mentioning how the church has sent all of us on lovely vacations but certainly nothing could compare with Abeche.
Of course, I don't know how reliable the mail is over there right now but it's worth a shot. |
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hahahaha, that would be GREAT!
Unfortunately, no doubt someone would ruin it. Not sure how much they would 'get it' either. Is there international mail in Abeche? Would probably take 6 months to be delivered.
I volunteer to send postcards from Hawaii and Belize. If they are still there in September (and alive) I can send one from Tokyo.
Any update on what the latest status with ND is? |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:04 am |
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You can make it like roulette too! toss a baiter in with their new TWAT following. Will they reply to a baiter will they reply to another scammer!
Only this time there is not big cash pay off if you dodge the bullet.
Because there is no dodging. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:11 am |
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OK, we seem to have some in favour of an email love bombing (unless those approvals were for the post cards)... when do we start? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:25 am |
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^^TBH, prof, jojo and YW would have to approve. Then if they did like the idea, they would decide who, if any of us, actually sends the emails. I sincerely doubt they would release the emails to everyone. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Julian Day
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 108
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:51 am |
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Reaper wrote: |
^^TBH, prof, jojo and YW would have to approve. Then if they did like the idea, they would decide who, if any of us, actually sends the emails. |
Ah, I felt a bit concerned about the risk of you releasing the emails or addy to all-and-sundry in case some smart-arse messed things up.
But you've already thought of that...maybe that's why you're the experts!
Congrats on your great work from an admiring newbie! |
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