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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:40 pm |
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My lad blamed his mothers death for the delay in sending the form
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Sorry for the delay of sending the form to you, i lost my mother on sunday night(she die on sunday) please sir bear with me iam so busy iam making arrangment for the buiral and as the only son i have spent much for the buiral arrangment even money to scan the form to you now is heard to me but iam trying to get money for it.
Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Churchill Grants. |
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_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:08 pm |
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Give him a slap. After all business is business! |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
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I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:16 pm |
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He will be tapping you for Mums funeral |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:20 pm |
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^^^^ That was my thought too. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
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"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:40 pm |
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Well of course he's going to ask for money to bury old moms. Heck, there might even be a funeral bait coming up: "Please I need you to send the money now ok. The undertake man have already bury my mothor but now says if I can't pay $500 then up she comes." Whatever happens, keep us posted!
But this thread isn't aboot WU Xfers, it's about bad excuses from lads. Your lad's excuse is pretty good Strongside, but I might just have a competitor for the title here! I've got a recycled lad on the line now (rich widow cancer-problem) who, after a year of silence, wants to pick up right where he left off. Since the lawyer notified me that she was dead and buried back in July 2007, I asked her to clarify whether she was alive or not. Her response explains the situation beautifully...
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Dear in the Lord,
May the peace of Our Lord Jesus Christ be with you and your family, My dearest in the Lord it was a long story only God knows what hapend. I was in a comer for three months every body thought that i have passed away even my husband relatives and the assurance company want to buried me but thanks to nurse that was on my side she insisted that i have not dead, so if the lawyer said that am dead he is not wrong because since that time nobody have heard from me and i am not a ghost i am alive thank God Almighty who made it possable through the nurse.
So how have you gone with the bank and the lawyer have they transferred the money to you? i want to know so that i will advice you on what to do. thank God Almighty that i am alive in the land of the living, I wait your respond.
Yours in the Lord,
Christine H@riner B@na@f |
Yep, you can never trust them pesky comers these days. Take a little nap and next thing you know your lawyer is trying to bury you! Good help truly is hard to find. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:24 pm |
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Tell him if he wants to know true suffering, he should try to cope with a broken fingernail like you've had to endure all day.
Lads! It's nothing but me me me. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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Morf
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 May 2008
Posts: 51
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:27 pm |
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Tell him your dad is dying and he needs a kidney, so if the lad will send you his kidney, you'll send some cash for mom's funeral. |
_________________ Pimp my church:
http://truthhumanitarian.my5gb.com/
"go to hell with your stupid religion you common criminal" - Rev. P@ul @llen
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:26 pm |
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Wonder which plane crash she was on. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Steam
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jun 2008
Posts: 134
Location: Selling a Magic Levitating Burrito
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:33 pm |
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Worse is when a lad doesn't reply for 5 days and then says his daughter is in the hospital with a deadly illness...like I'm gonna believe that.
Tell him that you know an undertaker who'd fly out there for free. |
_________________ I WILL CALL YOUR SPIRIT AND DESTROY YOU - Captain Scott
i am so furious - Captain Scott
YOU ARE IDIOT 419MAN BYEEE - Prince Kelvin
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:53 pm |
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doc holliday wrote: |
Wonder which plane crash she was on. |
Probably "killd by her enemys who wantd her monies" |
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YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:29 pm |
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if one of them said "sorry for no reply, got led by the nose to Abeche and starved half to death for nothing..." |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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419Gamer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Aug 2007
Posts: 62
Location: Scotland, UK
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:49 am |
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Worst excuse one of my lad's used was my first one. He didn't respond to me for three days apparently because his scanner was broken. Of course! Everyone knows you can't write to someone if your scanner is broken! |
_________________ 419Gamer
I play with scammers
I don't need to "get a life", I'm a gamer — I have lots of lives!
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LISTEN AND LISTEN CAREFULLY OVER WISENESS AND I TOO KNOW MAKE A WISEMAN OR WOMAN TO DIE IN THE BACK YARD OF A FOOL. — Dr. Allen Newman
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE PROVOKE ME BADLY BY YOUR WORDS CALLING ME DUDE A 54 YEARS OLD MAN. — Bar. Ash Duke
YOU HAVE MADE ME TO LEAVE MY OFFICE JUST FOR NOTHING WHY, MY DEAR I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, BUT THANKS FOR MAKING ME A MAD MAN TODAY. — Bar. Ash Duke (again)
I don't know why this is delaying like this as if is big a thing, if possible shout at them because they don't know work — N4ncy Bugib4
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:17 am |
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One Lad was trying to rip off a secondary character in the bait (Jeff's Doctor ) and forgot to stay in touch with my persona, Malcolm Reynolds. His excuse:
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I just Came back from Scotland Shortly and Will Be back over the weekend to Attend to some Investment Deal Between My Company, Fidelity Investment International and The Royal Prince of The Saudi. this is going to be an Interesting meeting because we have Longed for it. As you must Know, the Brent Crude Deposit in the Saudi land is enormous and the Current Price of Crude Oil in the International market is on the Upside position and the Company interested. Now the OPEC Have Refused to Increase production. The demand will definitely be high. |
That Lad had definitely caught Dorfl's Syndrome (as in Constant Initial Capitalisation). |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Acer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Posts: 289
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:02 am |
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Strongside wrote: |
My lad blamed his mothers death for the delay in sending the form |
Hmmm. I used a similar excuse to explain to my lad why I haven't paid much attention to his business agreement lately, except it was my sister and she committed suicide. |
_________________ PeTA Sucks. Find out why. |
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tomfoolery
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Apr 2008
Posts: 69
Location: Keeping the home fires burning
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:11 am |
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Just love his name... Churchill Grants... what does he grant? Where do they come up with this stuff? |
_________________ I just cant understand your non charlant behaviour to this transaction, despoite all my mails to you ,you just kept me in the cold,Why??
Let me hear from you today or i will consider you a misfit for this matter.
Hope you doing good.
Regards,
Dr K0ng0lo
"I have got into big troubles on your acount. You are confusng us greatly here" - Mu5a U5man |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:53 am |
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I have a better ( or is it worse?) excuse. He didn't get back to me in 3 days to accept the art deal, because his wife just gave birth to a baby son then they both died a few hours later. Then his uncle died in shock of the mother and son dying. He then promptly asked for money. |
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x15 x18 50+
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Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:38 am |
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^ Grief can have that effect on some people.
You could bring a smile to his face by saying you are going to donate the transfer fee to a charity that deals with 'sudden death syndrome'. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:22 am |
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Obi's lad wrote: |
Dear in the Lord,
May the peace of Our Lord Jesus Christ be with you and your family, My dearest in the Lord it was a long story only God knows what hapend. I was in a comer for three months every body thought that i have passed away even my husband relatives and the assurance company want to buried me but thanks to nurse that was on my side she insisted that i have not dead, so if the lawyer said that am dead he is not wrong because since that time nobody have heard from me and i am not a ghost i am alive thank God Almighty who made it possable through the nurse.
So how have you gone with the bank and the lawyer have they transferred the money to you? i want to know so that i will advice you on what to do. thank God Almighty that i am alive in the land of the living, I wait your respond.
Yours in the Lord,
Christine H@riner B@na@f |
BWAHAHAHAHAH!! That's a classic! |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
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