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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:17 pm |
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Do you re-educate your lads with funny words or offensive words that might put a victim off the scam. |
_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:33 pm |
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Yes, every chance I get. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:36 pm |
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I try. Although several of my baits have gone cold at the moment, i had a busy week and they seem to have dropped me at the point I went quiet. My current crop of annoyances involves offering them employment and attempting to trick them into carrying out money-cloning exercises involving destructive chemicals... what better way to waste their time and money than to have them waste their time, destroying their money ... since I've been speaking in rather terrible Lad, good english doesn't come into it much.
I was reading in one of the drier scientific mags about mimicry... apparently if you adapt slightly to the conversational style of whoever you're talking to, it builds trust and nurtures a certain empathy. In real time conversations this includes gestures, actions (sitting back instead of upright, take off jacket, lean forward etc). Of course it fails if you get caught, they think you're taking the p.
For our purposes, if a lad gets it wrong, we copy him to make it look as though he's given us the right way to say something. If he gets something right that looks like a good patch of english, criticise it and ask for clarification, and thereby prune his english from semi-pidgin to full-blown turkey. I need a couple of straight baits to do this with. Fresh start on monday! |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:50 pm |
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There was a thread (a while ago, so please don't necro) about eucalyptising: which can be found here
It's always good to bamboozle you're lads.
Edit: There was also a time when we decided that lawyers should be called 'shysters', but my search-fu is weak at the moment |
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"Wank not Wanker..pls." - Clement Wank.
<---- because sometimes a rose just isn't enough- TS
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Get a shiny name here - Internet Fraud Centre |
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kraftstrom
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 107
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:36 pm |
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A lad told me he wanted "discourse via telephone" with me but I hope he'll want "intercourse" next time he writes anyone |
_________________
"You bastards think it’s funny,
Lyin’ and thieving all your life,
Think all there is is money,
Got your future strapped up tight,
Just ‘Cos You Got The Power,
That don’t mean you got the right"
"ONE DAY YOU WILL DIE LIKE ANT!" - Apostle Obinna |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:51 pm |
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for my next semi-straight (aggravated) bait, I will attempt to convince my little pet that "curling one out" means "writing a cheque" or "removing money from one's wallet".
I'll continue the bait as long as I think it necessary to convince him of this. possibly a lot longer, we'll see.
I just love the idea of him asking a prospective mark to curl one out for him. Game over, I'd say. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:57 pm |
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Nailgunner wrote: |
I was reading in one of the drier scientific mags about mimicry... apparently if you adapt slightly to the conversational style of whoever you're talking to, it builds trust and nurtures a certain empathy. In real time conversations this includes gestures, actions (sitting back instead of upright, take off jacket, lean forward etc). |
Mirroring is an amazingly powerful technique for building rapport. Use it in job interviews, but subtly, and they'll love you! We do this naturally to a degree anyway, when we walk with someone, we'll synchronize pace, this just takes it further.
You can play a fantastic game once you've proved to yourself how well this works with friends and colleagues (don't tell them, just practice the skill). Next time you're in a presentation and dying from powerpoint poisoning, start mirroring the presenter subtly, build rapport, start "pacing" them. It's easier and more fun if they're the boss. Once you have rapport, you can play with them - you start subtly scratching your ear/nose/etc., and they will too - you've gone from following to leading, all without the poor presenter realising it's happening at all. In the end, with a good enough rapport, you can get them scratching all the time, adjusting their glasses, etc. Far more fun than having to listen. Give it a go |
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:46 am |
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Yes I do! I'm trying to get the term "bababoey" added to lad speak. |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
x12 X 2525 X 100s
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:03 am |
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Someone here got a mail from a lad that referred to a 'power of anthony'. I guess it was supposed to be a reference to a 'power of attorney' . Since reading that, I've been trying to get several of my 'barristers' to prepare one for me. No luck yet, but still trying. |
_________________ x 18 x 64
Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:47 am |
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I demanded a "Legal-Good Status" form from my favorite lad a long time ago. Since then, I've started completely separate baits of some of his other formats with new baiting characters and he's volunteered the form for barristers and FBI agents as proof of their legitimacy.
Fatter Siam and I have both been baiting this same lad for ages. For a while, we played "tennis". One of us would introduce a term and keep using it, seeing if we could get him to use it on the other one of us. Fatter won, I think.
I de-educate at every opportunity.
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_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:00 am |
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I opted to teach my mass-baited about immunizations for importation of animals into the states. Boy, I wish I could see the face of a real victim reading that there animal:
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have been vaccinated against the normal: Rapido virus, Temper sequence, Kennelists Cough, Limey Disease, Measels Lumps and Ruppels, Boob Plague, and Rocky Mountain High fever vaccine. |
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_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:09 am |
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Cavalry Greetings! I try to introduce my lads to efacavious new words at every chance I get.
But do not overlook opportunities for mathematical re-education! That 6% VAT on a $500 transfer fee - - well, it is actually $41.27, and is never $30.
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
<--- TS certified |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:30 am |
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I love to try to re-educate lads, but it's not always easy. Coming up with better material than father took me so special or even the one that disturbs me the most is my stroke sickness can be quite a challenge.
I like to promise to sqeeze out a payment myself, and for some reason my character tends to take their statements as sexual advances. When one lad told me he hoped I was in the pink, I told him that my sex life really had nothing to do with our business at hand. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:42 am |
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<br>Don't forget the 'Post Scrotum' at the bottom of the email. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Morf
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 May 2008
Posts: 51
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:12 am |
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I was thinking about doing a mass bait to tell all the lads that no one ever uses the word transaction anymore and that they should call it a 'hum-dinger'
I mean, what could be better than a lad saying something like:
"I look forward to your positive response so that we can move forward with this hum-dinger." |
_________________ Pimp my church:
http://truthhumanitarian.my5gb.com/
"go to hell with your stupid religion you common criminal" - Rev. P@ul @llen
"DO NOT WRITE TO THIS OFFICE AGAIN PLEASE" - Mr P@ng |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:40 am |
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See the Pillock thread. I think all those mugus will from now on sign off with "Remain shagged and barfed upon". Great work, whoever did it. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:46 am |
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I usually put "God help you" at the bottom of my mails once established.
A few have taken it up and use it in turn on some of my other characters in their box. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:20 pm |
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I once helped a lad rework his check baiting script. By the time I got done it looked like it was written by Alex of "A Clockwork Orange." Gave him the email address of some baiters and he thought I was a genius (for awhile, at least). |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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