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Tasman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 1951
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:13 pm |
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You think you've got problems with a tricky lad at a payment stage. My house just went over to a water meter and my choses now to by a water pressure washer for the patio! |
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"fock yuuuuuuu" - Kevin Ezeh
"i hope u r real..bcos u r sounding like a joker now" - Day0
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:16 pm |
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and my choses now to by a water pressure washer |
You've been hanging around lads for too long - you're beginning to sound llike them! |
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Baek Ðu San
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 472
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:32 pm |
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@GordonBennett : |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:59 pm |
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I haven't the slightest idea what you are saying, but it sounds bad, sorry. |
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Tasman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 1951
Location: In an offside position
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:19 pm |
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I've read it again... it makes no sense... I would edit but the moment has gone. |
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"What you can tell me now? Maybe Russian Mafia, Godzilla, Hitler, third World War
prevented you make a transfer?"
"You are not bigger than Almighty God.If You were created by God, then i command the charm you are using to fail.IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH. REKE MAMA LAKKAKULIMAKA." Barrister Aby
"fock yuuuuuuu" - Kevin Ezeh
"i hope u r real..bcos u r sounding like a joker now" - Day0
"If you have nothing to say or do, go f**k yourself." N4na
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Baek Ðu San
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 472
Location: 42°00′24″N, 128°03′18″E
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:25 pm |
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Ok I get the part about you having to buy a pressure washer ...but are you complaining about your water bill? or are you complaining about the water pressure in your house?
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My house just went over to a water meter |
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백두산, 白頭山.
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:39 pm |
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I think it is an interpretive and artistic post expressing Tas' unspoken and unvented angst directed at ....umm..something that is probably a noun and maybe animate.
A work of art, really. |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:03 pm |
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I get it. Tas is venting about having to pay for what he once enjoyed unlimited amounts of. Purchasing a high pressure washer would reduce the volume of water he uses but ultimately only save a few gallons a month at the cost of hundreds of dollars. Better things would be to remember to turn off the water while brushing teeth, wetting down first, turning the shower off, scrubbing, and then rinsing off. Making sure to only do full loads of laundry and dishes. Installing low flow everything, everywhere and installing drip watering systems. Where I live, the sewer bill is coupled to the water bill. Both go higher with the metered usage. I've also got a gray water line that takes washing machine discharge and feeds it under fruit trees. If I ever get called on it, I will just move the washing machine hose over five inches and cap the line. |
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Tasman
Elite Baiter
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:35 pm |
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Connie... you don't fancy a ghost writing job do you? I am boring my mentees to death! |
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"What you can tell me now? Maybe Russian Mafia, Godzilla, Hitler, third World War
prevented you make a transfer?"
"You are not bigger than Almighty God.If You were created by God, then i command the charm you are using to fail.IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH. REKE MAMA LAKKAKULIMAKA." Barrister Aby
"fock yuuuuuuu" - Kevin Ezeh
"i hope u r real..bcos u r sounding like a joker now" - Day0
"If you have nothing to say or do, go f**k yourself." N4na
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:41 pm |
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Performance art has hit eater. And I don't think it's a good thing. |
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Pastor Frank
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Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:47 pm |
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I like turtles. |
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Eight
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Joined: 11 Sep 2004
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Location: UK
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:51 pm |
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Jay, Eater had always only ever been a huge piece of performance art. What, did you think there really were lads, and baits, and that all those trophies were real? People travelling hundreds of miles and getting tattoos?
I think what Tas was trying to say was that he wishes his SO had used hundreds of gallons of water cleaning the patio with her new toy before the meter was installed. Now that he has to pay for what he uses it'll cost him ££££ to get a clean patio whereas before it would just have cost the planet ... is that your message, Tas? |
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Tasman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 1951
Location: In an offside position
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:11 pm |
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Essentially yes... what made it worse was she bought the wrong adapter so every 5 minutes the hose flew off thus compounding my fears... |
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"What you can tell me now? Maybe Russian Mafia, Godzilla, Hitler, third World War
prevented you make a transfer?"
"You are not bigger than Almighty God.If You were created by God, then i command the charm you are using to fail.IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH. REKE MAMA LAKKAKULIMAKA." Barrister Aby
"fock yuuuuuuu" - Kevin Ezeh
"i hope u r real..bcos u r sounding like a joker now" - Day0
"If you have nothing to say or do, go f**k yourself." N4na
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:01 pm |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:03 pm |
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Hope you all enjoyed the above mime.
Now I'm away to hide before anybody minds what the Patrician did to mimes |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:06 pm |
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Nanny Ogg + Scorpion pit + "Learn the words" = fun for all the family. |
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Baek Ðu San
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 472
Location: 42°00′24″N, 128°03′18″E
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:37 pm |
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_________________ "...is Fu*k, Yeah a state or city in United States?"<--- (・~ ・?...-Hā§§an Bāí.
(◦_°●)O---('~' )o<sup><strike>419 四百十九</strike>!!!</sup>
백두산, 白頭山.
詐欺師との戦い!
Yay! I finally got a pony! ...Now, if I could only catch it! (⊃゚ヮ゚)⊃
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eamonn
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 14 May 2005
Posts: 621
Location: Standing on the edge, looking down
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:48 pm |
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I don't want to worry you, but be careful using a pressure washer to get that grotty black algae off the patio. There's some bacteria that lives in the algae that when it becomes aerosolised can get into your lungs and give you a nasty turn (that's a medical term). A bloke at work got it and was off with fscked lungs for 9 months
Recommendation is to wear a respirator (proper one, not a dust mask) |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:16 pm |
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Connie wrote :
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Where I live, the sewer bill is coupled to the water bill. Both go higher with the metered usage. |
Your sewerage is metered?
do you pay by the inch or what? |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:16 pm |
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Tasman, you made my sig line. I swear, I have not laughed this hard in years. Genius, pure genius. |
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kleindoofy
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:26 pm |
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Tasman wrote: |
... My house just went over to a water meter ... |
Welcome to the 21st century, not to mention the 20th.
What did you do before, carry buckets from a well?
Or did you really have a "water flat rate," i.e. "all you can use for one price"?
Never heard of it.
Except for people who carry buckets from their own well, that is. |
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Eight
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Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:40 pm |
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The water meter, and hence paying for what we use, is a fairly recent innovation in the UK, KD, and afaik, is still not compulsory everywhere. The 'notes to editors' in this press release from DEFRA (Dept for environment, food and rural affaris) gives more info. Also, there's a BBC news report from 2006 here.
Although, of course, we are all still carrying our water from the well, so would fit your categorisation. |
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Tommo Shanter
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:44 pm |
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I just find this thread a bit distasteful, especially when there are thousands of poor people in Africa and elsewhere in the world that often have to travel miles a day to get water that may, or may not, be particularly clean and fit to drink.....
.http://www.wateraid.org/uk/ |
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Tasman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:44 pm |
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@PF - Sweet jesus. It looks even worse in the sig line! |
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"What you can tell me now? Maybe Russian Mafia, Godzilla, Hitler, third World War
prevented you make a transfer?"
"You are not bigger than Almighty God.If You were created by God, then i command the charm you are using to fail.IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH. REKE MAMA LAKKAKULIMAKA." Barrister Aby
"fock yuuuuuuu" - Kevin Ezeh
"i hope u r real..bcos u r sounding like a joker now" - Day0
"If you have nothing to say or do, go f**k yourself." N4na
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Pastor Frank
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:49 pm |
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^^^It is a thing of beauty that must be preserved for all of humanity. |
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