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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:42 pm |
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I just started thinking about this... and I am laughing so hard right now. These guys have family members back home who are genuinely worried. Imagine telling your wife, "I'll be back in a week or two. I am going to get $200k." Then, fast forward 10 weeks later. He is still not home and he has not called or emailed at all. How beautiful is that. His wife will HATE him when he gets home. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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zarnac
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Mar 2008
Posts: 53
Location: panama city fl
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:22 pm |
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too bad you cant get his wives email and send her an email from his new lover who happens to be the hand then photo shop him with a guy kissing.
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:30 pm |
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Jojo, you are making the assumption that the lad is actually going to make it home. I'd say that's a pretty big leap of faith. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Aliena
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2008
Posts: 29
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:23 pm |
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I think we have lost them.
Send me the money for a first class return ticket to Chad care of my Nigerian bank account and I will go and find them for you.. I will even wear the TWAT robes and take photos! |
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mazda
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 199
Location: United Arab Emirates
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:44 pm |
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So how long has it been since we have heard anything from our pals in Chad?
Seems like a few days now, I feer they might be dead... heat strokes are a bitch. |
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<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=140713
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:41 pm |
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Well, the only communication I currently have with them has been phone, that's since May 29th. A few days after, they emailed CZ I believe. ND has been silent since Tuesday or so. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:45 pm |
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Maybe ND is on his way? |
_________________ "Are you sure you are not in sane?" J0e M0rengi |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:49 pm |
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Nope, he has checked his email and every time he does, we get a readnotify. The IPs are always the same. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:56 pm |
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I hope poor Dover is ok. It must be very soul destroying for him, being trapped in the heat and the dust in Abeche with nothing to do, out his mind with worrying about the safety of $200k, wondering when he can get back to his nice home. |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:16 pm |
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^^ Don't worry about Dover. The moment he's fine getting pizza's with extra meat: that's when you start worrying. |
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:15 am |
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wow this thread is nearly at 100k views. |
_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:42 am |
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I have the feeling it's the longest thread we've had that wasn't a postwhore thread?
Quite deservedly so too... It's the funniest thing that's ever been on the internet! |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:19 am |
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I am not too worried about Dover, but I do admit that I am concerned about the well-being of poor Scooby. I hope he is ok.
Bruin |
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Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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OscarAcosta
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 105
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:16 am |
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^^Bruin....
Where'd you think the extra meat in Bens pizza would be from eh ? |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:58 am |
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Actually if Adamu ever rechecks his email looking for dover...
Hamdan meets dover. Dover think's he is The Leg and gives him the 200k and flys home with scooby. Hamdan then emails the bois and tells them what happened, and that he is going back to Nigeria using their imformation to take over their lives.
Then have ND show up asking for "why did you ask me here" |
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arabella.butafogo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 43
Location: Way North of Darfur
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:50 pm |
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I just read this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7454749.stm
Shouldn't we talk to the rebels to give our lads a lift to N'Djamena? So they can take active part in the 'liberation' of the country and be of some use instead of hanging around in internet cafés. |
_________________ E ku Ijiroro!
I can tell you are so jobless. All sorts of things happen to you. 1stly your throat and now the funny western unions slips. Ogbeni abeg go. I no need your money again. |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:42 pm |
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^^ Looks like ND will put his travel plans on hold... But i do like the idea of Stinky meeting the rebels. Maybe something along the lines of: Dover decided to donate money to a good cause "Power to the People" (Rebels). Dover shoot out an email to Stinky and asks to meet the rebels, they will have some money for them... they will be coming to Abeche looking for Stinky |
_________________ "Are you sure you are not in sane?" J0e M0rengi |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:13 pm |
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The media always likes to hype up a story. Everyone knows that Chad is a very peaceful place. ND has no reason to worry. The only problem that stinky is having is that the ice is too cold. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:05 pm |
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What a lovely place to be with no money right now. |
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The False Italian
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Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:01 am |
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Don't worry, the trouble is still more than 150 kilometers away from Abeche. And with some really big luck the rebels will take a different road to the capital.
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:49 am |
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tss1961 wrote: |
It just occur ed to me... Without your elite baiting skills and dedication, these 4 mugus quite possibly had the opportunity to climb all the way to the pinnacle of the scamming pyramid in their city or country... |
That was before they tried climbing the pinnacle of the TWAT pyramid. |
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FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:06 am |
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Ginger Head wrote: |
What a lovely place to be with no money right now. |
I think the rebels would be be more interested in him if he HAD money at this point. |
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Baek Ðu San
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 472
Location: 42°00′24″N, 128°03′18″E
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:36 pm |
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Speaking of the pyramid did the lads ever build it for freddyfudpucker? if they did I'd like to see the pictures of them taking the leap of faith. |
_________________ "...is Fu*k, Yeah a state or city in United States?"<--- (・~ ・?...-Hā§§an Bāí.
(◦_°●)O---('~' )o<sup><strike>419 四百十九</strike>!!!</sup>
백두산, 白頭山.
詐欺師との戦い!
Yay! I finally got a pony! ...Now, if I could only catch it! (⊃゚ヮ゚)⊃
X13 x10 x 12 |
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freddyfudpucker
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 105
Location: up your ass and around the corner
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:42 pm |
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^^^^^
no, I had only just gotten the application back and went through the approval process whan I had to leave, and passed it on.
God, how happy I am that I just did'nt let these faithful lads drop! |
_________________ I love FOOLS like u.u do not understand difference between MTCN and
TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER.go to all and take a loan that will kill u.-B@rr1st3r B3110
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Baek Ðu San
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 472
Location: 42°00′24″N, 128°03′18″E
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:16 pm |
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^^^^ I'm glad that you didn't just drop them, because they have provided me with an endless source of entertainment . |
_________________ "...is Fu*k, Yeah a state or city in United States?"<--- (・~ ・?...-Hā§§an Bāí.
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백두산, 白頭山.
詐欺師との戦い!
Yay! I finally got a pony! ...Now, if I could only catch it! (⊃゚ヮ゚)⊃
X13 x10 x 12 |
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