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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:08 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
getting from Abeche to Ndjamena is a chore. However, that is just a small leg of the trip. |
I know a certain lad who may well need any leg, let alone a small one |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
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Bangbang
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 Jun 2008
Posts: 9
Location: Gulf Stream
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:09 pm |
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This just keeps getting funnier and funnier
Can you imagine the conversations between ADamu and the Leg..Or lack of that is, I would venture to say that the Leg has Dropped the...." Just as soon as I can walk, I am going to kill you with my bare hands for talking me into this shit
@ Jojo,.. Which character were you when you phoned the cow broker.....Eric ? |
_________________ my vehilce break. bust radiator from bang bang on teh road |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:34 pm |
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^^^^^
BWHAHAHHAAH! Cow Broker! I love it! I never quite mentioned who I was. Let's assume Phystme. Eric is dead. Remember, Hamdan blew his head away. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:38 pm |
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Actually, he is a "full service bovine sales representative".
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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john_johnson
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 May 2008
Posts: 16
Location: St. Johnjohn
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:01 pm |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:48 pm |
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sickofcrapmail
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Jul 2006
Posts: 23
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:07 pm |
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If you manage to keep them sleeping outside any longer, do you reckon they may be visable on the next google earth update? |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:46 pm |
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by then they will be the same colour and texture as their surroundings and thoroughly unpleasant to be around. no money for wash-wash, ha ha. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:12 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
I would think that at some point, he would just drive them back for free the next time that he visits his brother in N'Djamena. |
Strapped securely to the roof rack, because he's certainly not going to allow Super Stinky to be sitting inside. If the vehicle is overloaded then The Leg, whose hands are tied to the tailgate, can always make 3.7m hops along side as if he was on the moon. Not to sure how well he will cope with the potholes though. |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:26 pm |
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there are LOTS of soundboards out there, I've just started delving into them.
http://soundboard.com/sb/nightstalker3.aspx
this "roid head" beast would be ideal for scaring a lad off with its violent auto-homoerotic overtones.
lots of crap ones of course but a few very useful ones too... |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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The False Italian
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:13 am |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
I would think that at some point, he would just drive them back for free the next time that he visits his brother in N'Djamena. |
If I were him I would make a short detour into the desert and abandon them there during a p-break.
Walking from Abeche back to the relative civilization is not an easy task. The leg surely can't even make 5 km/h and there are often 80-100 km between the villages where they can get water. Oh wait, it's rain season. One problem less. |
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morbiczer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 49
Location: Budapest
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:43 am |
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The thing is, that at this point IMO thre best chance to make it alive out of Abeche is if ND actually makes it there. Then they'll realize that nothing about TWAT is true + ND will have some money with him so that they'll at least be able to use the internet again to make contact with people back in Nigeria.
So you see, YW and the others are actually doing the lads a favor when they want to move ND to Chad! |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:09 am |
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^ that situation only works if they dont kill each other when they meet.
"YOU LAUGHED AT ME"
"YOU LIED TO ME AND LED ME HERE"
"ME? YOU SAID YOU WHERE HELPING!"
"DIE!"
"NO YOU!" |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:10 pm |
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Man, if ND ever was able to get there, it would be incredible. The conversation there would be priceless. Yes, that is their best chance of getting home. But the whole thought of that mass confusion would be great. One thing that would be funny too, is if they were in the same city, but never met. ND would get home, because he seems to have cash. Then, if Adamu ever gets home, he would tell ND about his hardships. ND would say, "I know, Abeche sucks!" Adamu would say, "How do you know??!?!?" And then that would be ANOTHER great conversation. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Posted:
Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:47 pm |
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Adamu seems to always have trouble finding people. He can't seem to even find Dover right now! |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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TurkeyTrotter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 364
Location: Sitting behind you stealing your magas
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:49 pm |
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If ND does indeed travel then you could phone the cow seller so he can tell the hand that Stinky Boi's friend/relation is coming to pick them up and that he also has the moneys owed, then if he arrives and can't pay the hand then he would also be held captive, cue CZ embarking on an epic rescue mission |
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CrazyCanuck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 98
Location: Canada
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:18 pm |
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If you do get ND to travel and/or if you take a burn at the end of this epic adventure are you intending to direct Stinky and the gang to this forum so that they can re-live their entire adventure and see, for themselves, what pleasure the T*W*A*T has brought all of us?
The true test would be to see if Stinky and the Leg could appreciate the humour in all of this!
I suspect that now that the rainy season is upon them and with them sleeping outside at the open air market with the mosquitoes they probably look like they have played goalee for a darts team! |
_________________ Let no mugu on safari go home before his time.
There is just nothing that is as delicious as lad pain!
I wish to inform you this is no way associated with Fraud, Scam or Hoax,Neither a Joke...... Dr. Jack Ryan
Because our protocol officers were in the airport yesterday but could not find him....... Mrs Carole Jerome
Immediately I receive the 10%, I will remit the fund to your account as soon as possible....Dr. Patricia Jacob |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:42 pm |
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You see, no matter what happens, we win. If ND makes it to Abeche, there will be the most hilarious, surprise reunion ever... but Adamu will get home. If ND does NOT get to Abeche, Adamu and the leg may very well be stuck there until hell (Abeche) freezes over. Again, we win. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:21 pm |
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Another email to ND from Adamu (us).
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DEAR ND.
I AM VERY SURPRISE THE WAY YOU ARE DOING TO US BECAUSE IT SEEM THAT YOU ARE AFRAID OF US.IF SOMEBODY TELL ME THAT I WILL NOT BELIEVE IT BUT NOW I HAVE SEE IT WITH MY EYES. THAT WE TOLD YOU THAT WE HAVE PROBLEM WITH PHONE IN CHAD AND YOU ARE DOING NOTHING. WE CALL YOU TWO MORE TIMES AND YOU NEVER ANSWER. WHY??? WE HAVE TO TRAVEL LONG WAY TO MAKE CALLS AND YOU ARE NEVER THERE. WELL IF YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT HELP US SAY YOU CANNOT PLEASE.
THANK YOU
OKEY |
The next email that he will get will be from our fake UN guy that ND is supposed to meet in N'Djamena. We will also try another phone call to him using that minute long sound bite that we used once before. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:16 pm |
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YW - Are there any indications that ND is at the top of a pyramid, with multiple underlings? He may be hesitant to go himself, and wondering why Stinky and the Limp are asking the "big man" to go, when there are so many peons available to be sent.
How about clarifying in Stinky's next e-mail that they want ND to "send somebody to help us". You may not get ND there, but you might get another couple of clowns to make the trip.
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
<--- TS certified |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:30 pm |
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BRUIN wrote: |
YW - Are there any indications that ND is at the top of a pyramid, with multiple underlings? |
ND is definitely at the top. However, he seems to have personal ties to these guys, as he was genuinely concerned about the whole "missing persons" thing. ND traveled to Ghana a couple of weeks ago for a deal, so I don't understand why Chad is so different. I think he is just a little paranoid at the moment. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:34 pm |
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It is unclear as to the exact position of ND within the group. He has mentioned before that "his guys" did this or that. The best that we can really tell is that ND and CZ are brothers. But it would also seem that they are related to Adamu and the leg... maybe cousins, or something. Either way, they are close and have worked together, on and off, for quite a long time. Even if ND is high up on the food chain, I think that it would still make sense to ask him directly for help since we are talking about such a large sum of money. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:05 pm |
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^^^^^ A "streded" oga would be fantastic. He might then call on all of his bois to come to the rescue. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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tss1961
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2007
Posts: 88
Location: Arkansas, USA
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:26 pm |
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It just occur ed to me... Without your elite baiting skills and dedication, these 4 mugus quite possibly had the opportunity to climb all the way to the pinnacle of the scamming pyramid in their city or country, but now they will be, at the very least, the laughing stock of their peers. At the very most, target practice for the rebels/army. Excellent work! |
_________________ -- "I have to tell you some thing you do not know,nigeria is a place where scam artist leave,for your own good never you in your life have any thing to do with any nigerians or esle you we be scamed."
-- "i checked the western union money transfer for more than 7hours and i got nothing and the time i spent had an effect on my eyes"
-- "So i have been trying my best running hecter secter looking for what to do. " |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:34 pm |
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