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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:08 pm

jojobean wrote:

getting from Abeche to Ndjamena is a chore. However, that is just a small leg of the trip.

I know a certain lad who may well need any leg, let alone a small one Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:09 pm

This just keeps getting funnier and funnier

Can you imagine the conversations between ADamu and the Leg..Or lack of that is, I would venture to say that the Leg has Dropped the...." Just as soon as I can walk, I am going to kill you with my bare hands for talking me into this shit Laughing

@ Jojo,.. Which character were you when you phoned the cow broker.....Eric ?

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:34 pm

^^^^^

BWHAHAHHAAH! Cow Broker! I love it! I never quite mentioned who I was. Let's assume Phystme. Eric is dead. Remember, Hamdan blew his head away.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:38 pm

Actually, he is a "full service bovine sales representative".

Bruin

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:01 pm

These lads are really starting to piss me off, I've just finished a 9 hour shift at work... I come home to 419eater and find out they haven't lifted a finger since April 1st, I don't think these lazy cripples are right for TWAT, pissing about in N'Djamena was annoying... chilling in one of the internet cafes on hospital road (I heard somewhere there is hundreds of them) in Abeche for months is taking the piss.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:48 pm

maybe its time for the classic. Satan soundboard?

http://furriousdwi.memso.net/worktemp/satansoundboard.html

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If you manage to keep them sleeping outside any longer, do you reckon they may be visable on the next google earth update? Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:46 pm

by then they will be the same colour and texture as their surroundings and thoroughly unpleasant to be around. no money for wash-wash, ha ha.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:12 pm

YeaWhatever wrote:

I would think that at some point, he would just drive them back for free the next time that he visits his brother in N'Djamena.

Strapped securely to the roof rack, because he's certainly not going to allow Super Stinky to be sitting inside. If the vehicle is overloaded then The Leg, whose hands are tied to the tailgate, can always make 3.7m hops along side as if he was on the moon. Not to sure how well he will cope with the potholes though.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:26 pm

there are LOTS of soundboards out there, I've just started delving into them.

http://soundboard.com/sb/nightstalker3.aspx

this "roid head" beast would be ideal for scaring a lad off with its violent auto-homoerotic overtones.

lots of crap ones of course but a few very useful ones too...

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YeaWhatever wrote:

I would think that at some point, he would just drive them back for free the next time that he visits his brother in N'Djamena.

If I were him I would make a short detour into the desert and abandon them there during a p-break.

Walking from Abeche back to the relative civilization is not an easy task. The leg surely can't even make 5 km/h and there are often 80-100 km between the villages where they can get water. Oh wait, it's rain season. One problem less.

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:43 am

The thing is, that at this point IMO thre best chance to make it alive out of Abeche is if ND actually makes it there. Then they'll realize that nothing about TWAT is true + ND will have some money with him so that they'll at least be able to use the internet again to make contact with people back in Nigeria.

So you see, YW and the others are actually doing the lads a favor when they want to move ND to Chad!

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:09 am

^ that situation only works if they dont kill each other when they meet.

"YOU LAUGHED AT ME"

"YOU LIED TO ME AND LED ME HERE"

"ME? YOU SAID YOU WHERE HELPING!"

"DIE!"

"NO YOU!"

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:10 pm

Man, if ND ever was able to get there, it would be incredible. The conversation there would be priceless. Yes, that is their best chance of getting home. But the whole thought of that mass confusion would be great. One thing that would be funny too, is if they were in the same city, but never met. ND would get home, because he seems to have cash. Then, if Adamu ever gets home, he would tell ND about his hardships. ND would say, "I know, Abeche sucks!" Adamu would say, "How do you know??!?!?" And then that would be ANOTHER great conversation.

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:47 pm

Adamu seems to always have trouble finding people. He can't seem to even find Dover right now!

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:49 pm

If ND does indeed travel then you could phone the cow seller so he can tell the hand that Stinky Boi's friend/relation is coming to pick them up and that he also has the moneys owed, then if he arrives and can't pay the hand then he would also be held captive, cue CZ embarking on an epic rescue mission Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:18 pm

If you do get ND to travel and/or if you take a burn at the end of this epic adventure are you intending to direct Stinky and the gang to this forum so that they can re-live their entire adventure and see, for themselves, what pleasure the T*W*A*T has brought all of us?
The true test would be to see if Stinky and the Leg could appreciate the humour in all of this!
Rolling Eyes

I suspect that now that the rainy season is upon them and with them sleeping outside at the open air market with the mosquitoes they probably look like they have played goalee for a darts team! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:42 pm

You see, no matter what happens, we win. If ND makes it to Abeche, there will be the most hilarious, surprise reunion ever... but Adamu will get home. If ND does NOT get to Abeche, Adamu and the leg may very well be stuck there until hell (Abeche) freezes over. Again, we win.

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:21 pm

Another email to ND from Adamu (us).

Quote:

DEAR ND.
I AM VERY SURPRISE THE WAY YOU ARE DOING TO US BECAUSE IT SEEM THAT YOU ARE AFRAID OF US.IF SOMEBODY TELL ME THAT I WILL NOT BELIEVE IT BUT NOW I HAVE SEE IT WITH MY EYES. THAT WE TOLD YOU THAT WE HAVE PROBLEM WITH PHONE IN CHAD AND YOU ARE DOING NOTHING. WE CALL YOU TWO MORE TIMES AND YOU NEVER ANSWER. WHY??? WE HAVE TO TRAVEL LONG WAY TO MAKE CALLS AND YOU ARE NEVER THERE. WELL IF YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT HELP US SAY YOU CANNOT PLEASE.
THANK YOU
OKEY

The next email that he will get will be from our fake UN guy that ND is supposed to meet in N'Djamena. We will also try another phone call to him using that minute long sound bite that we used once before.

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:16 pm

YW - Are there any indications that ND is at the top of a pyramid, with multiple underlings? He may be hesitant to go himself, and wondering why Stinky and the Limp are asking the "big man" to go, when there are so many peons available to be sent.

How about clarifying in Stinky's next e-mail that they want ND to "send somebody to help us". You may not get ND there, but you might get another couple of clowns to make the trip.

Bruin

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:30 pm

BRUIN wrote:

YW - Are there any indications that ND is at the top of a pyramid, with multiple underlings?

ND is definitely at the top. However, he seems to have personal ties to these guys, as he was genuinely concerned about the whole "missing persons" thing. ND traveled to Ghana a couple of weeks ago for a deal, so I don't understand why Chad is so different. I think he is just a little paranoid at the moment.

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:34 pm

It is unclear as to the exact position of ND within the group. He has mentioned before that "his guys" did this or that. The best that we can really tell is that ND and CZ are brothers. But it would also seem that they are related to Adamu and the leg... maybe cousins, or something. Either way, they are close and have worked together, on and off, for quite a long time. Even if ND is high up on the food chain, I think that it would still make sense to ask him directly for help since we are talking about such a large sum of money.

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:05 pm

^^^^^ A "streded" oga would be fantastic. He might then call on all of his bois to come to the rescue.

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:26 pm

It just occur ed to me... Without your elite baiting skills and dedication, these 4 mugus quite possibly had the opportunity to climb all the way to the pinnacle of the scamming pyramid in their city or country, but now they will be, at the very least, the laughing stock of their peers. At the very most, target practice for the rebels/army. Excellent work!

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:34 pm

Excellent work guys! Mr. Green

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