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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:26 pm

^^^
All day? That sucks. That means that it will take me weeks to publish this thing. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:31 pm

Wow. I am truly impressed by your dedication. Very nice. Hopefully, we can supply some more laughter with these gentlemen.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 6

Two clips from Abeche that show every-day life in that place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Bg8o_9I1c

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5655110092957441052

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:53 pm

Okay, I have some updates. I just spoke with Hamza, the cow seller. Adamu and co are still in Abeche. I asked why they are not checking their email. He said they have no money to eat, much less check their email. I made a VERY interesting discovery. He said that Adamu and co are staying with his brother. I asked his brother's name. Anyone want to take a guess? Emeka!!!! That's right. The Cow Seller Hamza and Emeka the Hand are related. They are brothers. I asked them how Adamu and his brother met Hamza and he said this (paraphrased):

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I don't know them from Nigeria, I know them from Abeche. They stay with my brother at his place, my brother drove them from Ndjamena to Abeche. They are supposed to meet with the church but they are having many problems with the church leaders. They have no money for internet and they have no money for food. They don't work, but they are waiting for a preacher to come from the church to Abeche to get them. They are waiting for the church to send money to them so that they can get back to Nigeria or get to the pastor. They need money to eat, pay my brother and check the internet.

That's basically what I got out of it.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:57 pm

^^^^ Fantastic! It's also good to know that the Leg is still alive.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:59 pm

ezilja.fallut wrote:

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Also, are we sure the Leg has no computer skills?

How could he have computer skills. It would be very difficult, if not impossible for him, to type coherently while he was hopping up and down on one leg in the only internet cafe on Hospital Road! jump_4_joy

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

@ Casimir - fantastic finds.

Next time no twat robes - next time they need to be in flashy fashion victim western clothes; jeans with a really low waist, that kind of thing.

@ JJB - lovely to hear an update - being dying to find out (but not of the heat, unlike them...) Does the cow seller know if hopalong really is injured?

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:18 pm

^^^

I actually asked about that. To be honest, at first, he had next to no reaction; I don't think he understood. I asked again and he said, "Oh, his brother is with him here in Chad, not back home in Nigeria." He said something about not being well, but no specifics, even though I asked. I just think he didn't understand my question.

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

I suppose it's good that human nature is so inherently decent (unlike lad nature) that even in an 'interesting' place like Abeche you can find someone to help you in your desperate hour of need.

but what we really need is for the cow seller and brother to fall out with Stinkyboi and his brother badly. That would make their life interesting!

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:30 pm

jojobean wrote:

but they are waiting for a preacher to come from the church to Abeche to get them. They are waiting for the church to send money to them so that they can get back to Nigeria or get to the pastor.

<cue crickets>
*chirp, chirp, chirp*
</crickets>

Laughing

Question: Do you think it is Brother as is blood relative OR brother as in generic "bro"?

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:34 pm

^ I think he is a step-brother.......

Waiter! Cheque please!

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:35 pm

Brother Leg, from what we can tell, is blood relative.

EDIT: This might be useful...

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:48 pm

So how is the soundboard coming along? Do you think you will be able to give ND a call any time soon?

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:50 pm

Prof has been trying to get in touch with Hamza, but for some reason he cannot. Once he gets in touch with him, he can talk to Adamu. In fact, I forgot to mention, but Hamza requested that you call Adamu around 6 AM or 8 AM tomorrow. Hopefully Prof can try that. Prof has been really busy with work these last few days.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:03 pm

I think that we should give him another quick call using that other sound clip that we used before and immediately follow up with another pissy email. Then, once the soundboard is finished, try calling again and use it.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:06 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahAuG1h7lcA&NR=1

the problems getting home are very evident here. No road chef. no welcome break. no anything. certainly no chance of making it on foot.

Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:13 pm

After reading the last 20 pages or so, it's good to see that the lads are being kept busy.

YW and JJB - Doing more for international travel than British Airways

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:36 pm

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The Cow Seller Hamza and Emeka the Hand are related. They are brothers.

Imagine that ...It's a very small world, isn't it? Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:05 pm

What a twist! Did they know they were brothers all along or was it confirmed on the Maury Povich show? Stay tuned, there's more? Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Bg8o_9I1c&NR=1

The streets of the Finest destination Smile

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:26 am

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They have no money for internet and they have no money for food. They don't work.....

I think they need to be encouraged to work. Can't they stack camel shit or collect plastic bags or something?

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:29 am

I'm just glad to know that they are still around, for selfish reasons of course. There's a couple of people at work who like to keep up with their (mis)adventures. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:42 am

Of course they're still there, because as we've been saying, we're the only ones they can possibly talk to. How the hell would they possibly get out? A 1400 mile three legged race?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 11

If you get ND to travel and the others still manage to check their e-mail on Hospital Road, wouldn't it be a big shame if ND got kidnapped on the way?

The kidnappers could torture him to get his e-mail login details, allowing a ransom note to be sent.

The leg & co may be so concerned that they'd be willing to do anything to go on a further safari to save him......

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:32 am

^^^
This is not going to happen. The lads in Abeche will never know that ND is on his way. As far as they will ever know, they have been kicked to the curb. Posing as their friends, we told them that there is nothing that we can do to help them. In fact, one frined (CZ) has told the lads that the other friend (ND) has been making fun of their predicament.

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