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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:26 pm |
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^^^
All day? That sucks. That means that it will take me weeks to publish this thing. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:31 pm |
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Wow. I am truly impressed by your dedication. Very nice. Hopefully, we can supply some more laughter with these gentlemen. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Casimir
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 6
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:43 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:53 pm |
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Okay, I have some updates. I just spoke with Hamza, the cow seller. Adamu and co are still in Abeche. I asked why they are not checking their email. He said they have no money to eat, much less check their email. I made a VERY interesting discovery. He said that Adamu and co are staying with his brother. I asked his brother's name. Anyone want to take a guess? Emeka!!!! That's right. The Cow Seller Hamza and Emeka the Hand are related. They are brothers. I asked them how Adamu and his brother met Hamza and he said this (paraphrased):
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I don't know them from Nigeria, I know them from Abeche. They stay with my brother at his place, my brother drove them from Ndjamena to Abeche. They are supposed to meet with the church but they are having many problems with the church leaders. They have no money for internet and they have no money for food. They don't work, but they are waiting for a preacher to come from the church to Abeche to get them. They are waiting for the church to send money to them so that they can get back to Nigeria or get to the pastor. They need money to eat, pay my brother and check the internet. |
That's basically what I got out of it. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:57 pm |
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^^^^ Fantastic! It's also good to know that the Leg is still alive. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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CrazyCanuck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 98
Location: Canada
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:59 pm |
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ezilja.fallut wrote:
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Also, are we sure the Leg has no computer skills? |
How could he have computer skills. It would be very difficult, if not impossible for him, to type coherently while he was hopping up and down on one leg in the only internet cafe on Hospital Road! |
_________________ Let no mugu on safari go home before his time.
There is just nothing that is as delicious as lad pain!
I wish to inform you this is no way associated with Fraud, Scam or Hoax,Neither a Joke...... Dr. Jack Ryan
Because our protocol officers were in the airport yesterday but could not find him....... Mrs Carole Jerome
Immediately I receive the 10%, I will remit the fund to your account as soon as possible....Dr. Patricia Jacob |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:08 pm |
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@ Casimir - fantastic finds.
Next time no twat robes - next time they need to be in flashy fashion victim western clothes; jeans with a really low waist, that kind of thing.
@ JJB - lovely to hear an update - being dying to find out (but not of the heat, unlike them...) Does the cow seller know if hopalong really is injured? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:18 pm |
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^^^
I actually asked about that. To be honest, at first, he had next to no reaction; I don't think he understood. I asked again and he said, "Oh, his brother is with him here in Chad, not back home in Nigeria." He said something about not being well, but no specifics, even though I asked. I just think he didn't understand my question. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:28 pm |
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I suppose it's good that human nature is so inherently decent (unlike lad nature) that even in an 'interesting' place like Abeche you can find someone to help you in your desperate hour of need.
but what we really need is for the cow seller and brother to fall out with Stinkyboi and his brother badly. That would make their life interesting! |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:30 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
but they are waiting for a preacher to come from the church to Abeche to get them. They are waiting for the church to send money to them so that they can get back to Nigeria or get to the pastor. |
<cue crickets>
*chirp, chirp, chirp*
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Question: Do you think it is Brother as is blood relative OR brother as in generic "bro"? |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:34 pm |
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^ I think he is a step-brother.......
Waiter! Cheque please! |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
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x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:35 pm |
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Brother Leg, from what we can tell, is blood relative.
EDIT: This might be useful...
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:48 pm |
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So how is the soundboard coming along? Do you think you will be able to give ND a call any time soon? |
_________________ "I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:50 pm |
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Prof has been trying to get in touch with Hamza, but for some reason he cannot. Once he gets in touch with him, he can talk to Adamu. In fact, I forgot to mention, but Hamza requested that you call Adamu around 6 AM or 8 AM tomorrow. Hopefully Prof can try that. Prof has been really busy with work these last few days. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:03 pm |
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I think that we should give him another quick call using that other sound clip that we used before and immediately follow up with another pissy email. Then, once the soundboard is finished, try calling again and use it. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:06 pm |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahAuG1h7lcA&NR=1
the problems getting home are very evident here. No road chef. no welcome break. no anything. certainly no chance of making it on foot.
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:13 pm |
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After reading the last 20 pages or so, it's good to see that the lads are being kept busy.
YW and JJB - Doing more for international travel than British Airways |
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<---- because sometimes a rose just isn't enough- TS
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Baek Ðu San
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 472
Location: 42°00′24″N, 128°03′18″E
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:36 pm |
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The Cow Seller Hamza and Emeka the Hand are related. They are brothers. |
Imagine that ...It's a very small world, isn't it? |
_________________ "...is Fu*k, Yeah a state or city in United States?"<--- (・~ ・?...-Hā§§an Bāí.
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백두산, 白頭山.
詐欺師との戦い!
Yay! I finally got a pony! ...Now, if I could only catch it! (⊃゚ヮ゚)⊃
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:05 pm |
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What a twist! Did they know they were brothers all along or was it confirmed on the Maury Povich show? Stay tuned, there's more? |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:07 am |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:26 am |
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They have no money for internet and they have no money for food. They don't work..... |
I think they need to be encouraged to work. Can't they stack camel shit or collect plastic bags or something? |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:29 am |
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I'm just glad to know that they are still around, for selfish reasons of course. There's a couple of people at work who like to keep up with their (mis)adventures. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:42 am |
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Of course they're still there, because as we've been saying, we're the only ones they can possibly talk to. How the hell would they possibly get out? A 1400 mile three legged race? |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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panzer
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 11
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:49 am |
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If you get ND to travel and the others still manage to check their e-mail on Hospital Road, wouldn't it be a big shame if ND got kidnapped on the way?
The kidnappers could torture him to get his e-mail login details, allowing a ransom note to be sent.
The leg & co may be so concerned that they'd be willing to do anything to go on a further safari to save him...... |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:32 am |
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^^^
This is not going to happen. The lads in Abeche will never know that ND is on his way. As far as they will ever know, they have been kicked to the curb. Posing as their friends, we told them that there is nothing that we can do to help them. In fact, one frined (CZ) has told the lads that the other friend (ND) has been making fun of their predicament. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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