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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:43 pm

You guys are going to not wake up one morning with your throats slit!

Keep up the good work. This has to be the biggest and most epic bait ever committed.

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:48 pm

^^ probably not. I doubt these dudes can afford a knife anymore.

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:12 pm

Maybe Leg will get one like in Grindhouse. super Leg gogo action!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:58 pm

Quote:

We think he is completely broke and simply can't afford it anymore.

Even without taking into account the safari I consider that to an outstanding achievement - how many times have we seen a mugu who genuinely can't afford internet time?

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:01 pm

I just tried calling Hamza again, but the phone is always off. I know it's late there right now, but I really want to talk to the lads. He used to sound SO peppy and cheerful when he heard my voice. I think whatever audio I finally collect should be pretty funny. I expect him to get very upset when I scold him for not checking e-mail and treating his trip there as a vacation.

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

I hope the tragic crash at Khartoum didn't involve anyone form the church.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 11

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7447243.stm

Shame that was the plane that was due to take Scooby and Scrappy on the first leg of their journey to the States.

If they were my camels, I'd be infuriated by the delay this has caused....

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:27 am

You guys are good, thanks for the entertainment! Is there any chance that the reason that you all aren't hearing from your lads is because the sisters of spam might have had there email account closed?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

That gets my vote for most amusing post of the day. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:10 am

In a drive by kinda way Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:22 am

schlepp wrote:

You guys are good, thanks for the entertainment! Is there any chance that the reason that you all aren't hearing from your lads is because the sisters of spam might have had there email account closed?

No schlepp, the accounts are still available. We'd be getting bounced back emails otherwise. The fact is that the lads are totally destitute. All attempts to get help from home have actually been sent to us, pretending to be their lad-friends back home.

As far as I am concerned, the bait with Adamu and the leg is over. We are now totally focusing our attention on ND. With some patience and persistence, we will get him on the road too.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:50 am

schlepp, that was very funny. Welcome to Eater. Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 73

Maybe Stinky and the Leg are in such fear of Hamdan (remember him) that they are laying low in case he gets hold of them!

Mind you Hamdan could always follow his nose and track them down!!

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:54 am

A slight aside here. According to the latest Mercer ratings, only a handful of cities in the world are nastier to live in than Lagos.

Fortunately, N'Djamena is one of them, and I guess Abeche would be even worse.

Lagos is ranked 198th followed by Addis Ababa, Antananarivo, Niamey, Port au Prince, Ouagadougou, Nouakchott, Conakry, Dhaka, Sanaa, Port Harcourt, Kinshasa, Pointe Noire, N'Djamena, Khartoum, Brazzaville, Bangui, and Baghdad.

Things are a bit more confused on the Personal Safety Index - N'Djamena is ranked above Lagos, but then so is every city on earth except for Port Harcourt, Bangui, Nairobi, Karachi, Kinshasa and, Baghdad. So you know where to send your Lads on holiday.

We now return you to your normal programming.

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

I'm sure it's not that bad - people moan too much.

At least they have nice sun. It was raining here the other day. I mean they wouldn't have liked that, would they?

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:33 pm

The rain just makes me laugh. Nothing is worse than 110 degrees with humidity. It's great that they are becoming so well adaptive. And, if they are really sleeping outside... oh man. That has to be miserable.

Well, still no word from Stinky and co. No word from ND or CZ either. Hopefully we will get a word from them soon. ND is really itching to go to Abeche, I can tell it!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Posts: 4

I was watching a documentary on TV last night that focused on life in Chad and Sudan and as I am watching I couldnt help but think about how in the world these two idiots were able to survive as long as they have (if they have). I mean this place is probably the last place on earth I would want to go to and these two have been there sleeping outside for two months.
I swear if I watch a documentary in the future and see these 2 idiots walking down the road in TWAT robes I will probably shit my pants from laughing so hard.

Stand up and take a bow!!!!!!! This is one monumental bait

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:22 pm

Yesterday was the 10 week mark. 70 days. Very impressive.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:30 pm

BIGDADDYSCAM wrote:

I was watching a documentary on TV last night that focused on life in Chad and Sudan...

Really? What channel? A U.S. cable channel I hope? I would love to see that documentary.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Posts: 4

It was Comcast cable Discovery channel on demand

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:02 pm

I was going to watch it, I have Comcast too, but the girlfriend's parents were in town and they couldn't understand why I wanted to watch it. I would have crapped myself if I had seen Stinky and the Leg hobbling down the road in their filthy robes.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:04 pm

jojobean wrote:

The rain just makes me laugh. Nothing is worse than 110 degrees with humidity.

I understand that it's delightful if, only if, there's a roll in the snow afterwards.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:22 pm

I have experienced 118 with humidity (heat index around 135). It is a breathtaking experience!

Bruin

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:13 pm

The waiting is just killing me here. It is absolutely driving me crazy. I hate it. Evil or Very Mad

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Jun 2008 Posts: 29

Sixty nine pages.. it took me ALL day - but I did it in one full hit with only 3 cups of coffee and a pack of cigarettes to help me out!

Hows that for dedication? Very Happy

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