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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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Steam
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jun 2008
Posts: 134
Location: Selling a Magic Levitating Burrito
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:43 pm |
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You guys are going to not wake up one morning with your throats slit!
Keep up the good work. This has to be the biggest and most epic bait ever committed. |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:48 pm |
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^^ probably not. I doubt these dudes can afford a knife anymore. |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:12 pm |
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Maybe Leg will get one like in Grindhouse. super Leg gogo action!!! |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:58 pm |
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We think he is completely broke and simply can't afford it anymore. |
Even without taking into account the safari I consider that to an outstanding achievement - how many times have we seen a mugu who genuinely can't afford internet time? |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:01 pm |
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I just tried calling Hamza again, but the phone is always off. I know it's late there right now, but I really want to talk to the lads. He used to sound SO peppy and cheerful when he heard my voice. I think whatever audio I finally collect should be pretty funny. I expect him to get very upset when I scold him for not checking e-mail and treating his trip there as a vacation. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Posted:
Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:06 pm |
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I hope the tragic crash at Khartoum didn't involve anyone form the church. |
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panzer
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 11
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:18 am |
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schlepp
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Posts: 1
Location: Maryland
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:27 am |
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You guys are good, thanks for the entertainment! Is there any chance that the reason that you all aren't hearing from your lads is because the sisters of spam might have had there email account closed? |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:57 am |
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That gets my vote for most amusing post of the day. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:10 am |
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In a drive by kinda way |
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Dec 11, 2007
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:22 am |
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schlepp wrote: |
You guys are good, thanks for the entertainment! Is there any chance that the reason that you all aren't hearing from your lads is because the sisters of spam might have had there email account closed? |
No schlepp, the accounts are still available. We'd be getting bounced back emails otherwise. The fact is that the lads are totally destitute. All attempts to get help from home have actually been sent to us, pretending to be their lad-friends back home.
As far as I am concerned, the bait with Adamu and the leg is over. We are now totally focusing our attention on ND. With some patience and persistence, we will get him on the road too. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:50 am |
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schlepp, that was very funny. Welcome to Eater. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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seminal
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Jun 2008
Posts: 73
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:36 am |
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Maybe Stinky and the Leg are in such fear of Hamdan (remember him) that they are laying low in case he gets hold of them!
Mind you Hamdan could always follow his nose and track them down!! |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:54 am |
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A slight aside here. According to the latest Mercer ratings, only a handful of cities in the world are nastier to live in than Lagos.
Fortunately, N'Djamena is one of them, and I guess Abeche would be even worse.
Lagos is ranked 198th followed by Addis Ababa, Antananarivo, Niamey, Port au Prince, Ouagadougou, Nouakchott, Conakry, Dhaka, Sanaa, Port Harcourt, Kinshasa, Pointe Noire, N'Djamena, Khartoum, Brazzaville, Bangui, and Baghdad.
Things are a bit more confused on the Personal Safety Index - N'Djamena is ranked above Lagos, but then so is every city on earth except for Port Harcourt, Bangui, Nairobi, Karachi, Kinshasa and, Baghdad. So you know where to send your Lads on holiday.
We now return you to your normal programming. |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:24 pm |
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I'm sure it's not that bad - people moan too much.
At least they have nice sun. It was raining here the other day. I mean they wouldn't have liked that, would they? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:33 pm |
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The rain just makes me laugh. Nothing is worse than 110 degrees with humidity. It's great that they are becoming so well adaptive. And, if they are really sleeping outside... oh man. That has to be miserable.
Well, still no word from Stinky and co. No word from ND or CZ either. Hopefully we will get a word from them soon. ND is really itching to go to Abeche, I can tell it! |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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BIGDADDYSCAM
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 Apr 2008
Posts: 4
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:20 pm |
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I was watching a documentary on TV last night that focused on life in Chad and Sudan and as I am watching I couldnt help but think about how in the world these two idiots were able to survive as long as they have (if they have). I mean this place is probably the last place on earth I would want to go to and these two have been there sleeping outside for two months.
I swear if I watch a documentary in the future and see these 2 idiots walking down the road in TWAT robes I will probably shit my pants from laughing so hard.
Stand up and take a bow!!!!!!! This is one monumental bait |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:22 pm |
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Yesterday was the 10 week mark. 70 days. Very impressive. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:30 pm |
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BIGDADDYSCAM wrote: |
I was watching a documentary on TV last night that focused on life in Chad and Sudan... |
Really? What channel? A U.S. cable channel I hope? I would love to see that documentary. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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BIGDADDYSCAM
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 Apr 2008
Posts: 4
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:56 pm |
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It was Comcast cable Discovery channel on demand |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:02 pm |
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I was going to watch it, I have Comcast too, but the girlfriend's parents were in town and they couldn't understand why I wanted to watch it. I would have crapped myself if I had seen Stinky and the Leg hobbling down the road in their filthy robes. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:04 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
The rain just makes me laugh. Nothing is worse than 110 degrees with humidity. |
I understand that it's delightful if, only if, there's a roll in the snow afterwards. |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:22 pm |
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I have experienced 118 with humidity (heat index around 135). It is a breathtaking experience!
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:13 pm |
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The waiting is just killing me here. It is absolutely driving me crazy. I hate it. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Aliena
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2008
Posts: 29
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Posted:
Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:20 pm |
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Sixty nine pages.. it took me ALL day - but I did it in one full hit with only 3 cups of coffee and a pack of cigarettes to help me out!
Hows that for dedication? |
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