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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:08 pm

It seems I may be forming a partnership with her...she will hopefully be mapping out the locations of her indigenous reptiles

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:01 pm

Just offered her a cover art deal with zebras, lets see if she bites and gets me my first trophy! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:31 pm

@SonicBOOM - that is perfect !!! Let's see if Kelly can find one for me now.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

I want to accompany my six Afrovenator back to LAX personally. Kelly assures me she has them so I've agreed to travel to Africa and pay her in US$ at the airport .

She is happy with this arrangement, but how do I get her to an airport as far from Cameroon as possible?

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:56 pm

How about N'Djamena in Chad... that borders Cameroon and your zebra could meet up with Stinkyboi and Leg's brothers on their way Smile

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

I wonder if she has any Jesus Christ lizards Laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45yabrnryXk

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:58 am

I asked how big my zebras were as the one in the picture appeared a bit small....

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My Zebras have a head and body length of 210cm, and a tail length of 40 cm. Shoulder height ranges from 116 cm and they weigh 240 kg.So attach to this mail you will fine the picture. They are 4 yrs 5 months old

Bit small for a zebra.

I've now asked for Rinderpest and Viral Equine Encephalopathy vaccination certificates (both real diseases, except the first one is a disease of cattle and the second one only exists in South America!)

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:55 pm

but how big is its cock?

you need to know this for breeding/ adult film making reasons

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:36 pm

i transfered the funds but she has not signed in to collect the #.

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:50 pm

They want 2000 for a Great Auk. 2000 what, I wonder? Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:51 pm

Kelly is starting to irritate me. I'm going to have to let her know who is in charge of this transaction. Twisted Evil

http://s286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/LostatLove2/

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Make your choice

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:20 pm

Amazing how she's completely missing the "white and blue" part. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:18 am

@haywood - I'm baiting her as my intelligent horse character Ushas so I asked Kelly for a female zebra, I was very insistent on that point as Ushas is not "on the other bus" Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:32 am

well then clearly kelly needs to weigh up her Zebra tits, as you don't want a small breasted Zebra, its the sign of infertility in zebra world.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:06 pm

not heard anything from kelly, maybe she is pumping zebra cock for semen samples

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:25 pm

Likewise... I think kelly has probably realised that the zebra business isn't for her.

(Incidentally big boobs on a equine is a sign of a disease called mastitis so generally not a good thing Smile

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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:37 pm

I just got an email from her last night!

She wants a 50% depsoit for my Great Auk, plus my shipping address and nearest airport.

Once my Auk arrives, and my breeding is usccessful, perhaps she'll want to buy my babies

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:43 pm

She's still around. i've been keeping her busy running to the transfer office.

please do go there and verify if they is any mistakes somewhere then you get back to me with the confirmation.Waiting

no time to chat, have to run to . ttfn

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:01 pm

Kelly is still around. S/he wanted UW using her/his mailing address, but didn't furnish said mailing address. Here is the mailing address s/he furnished. I don't know how they keep zebras there though. Shocked

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I am very sorry for that okay.So this is the address below

Names.......................Onana Leonce
Address.....................2 floor City Bank Bonanjo
City...........................Douala
State.........................Littoral
Zip code....................237
Country.....................Cameroon

Please once you send the money do get back to me with all the informations from the western union so that i can go and pick up the money okay once again i am very sorry for all that.

I though her/his name was Kelly, not Onana... Wink

Edited because I messed up the quote code. Embarassed

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:39 pm

Nope, she's still around. Got a message today because she couldn't open the attached file. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:13 pm

She is still around as of 10 hours ago:

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how do you want me to collect the money without the informations.So i need all the western union information before i can go and collect the money okay

So she got a 12 page document to fill in.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:49 pm

This girl is boooring.

Anyone tried an insult yet? I'm gonna dump her if I can.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:53 pm

she's lazy, wont even try the game. Crying or Very sad

i think a few trips to MG then WU then perhaps a meeting with my missionary character. he just happens to be near her location.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:14 pm

She sure seems to like me today. A second request to send a scan of the form! So instead of a dead link she got this:

Only the file I sent was MUCH MUCH bigger! Twisted Evil

With the following text

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Here is the information for the second time. Please be certain you have a graphic viewer that is HD compatible or it may be fuzzy.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:43 pm

^^^^ Ah the gaussian noise ploy Smile

I'm still straight (ish) baiting her and insisting for a vaccination certificate and she's stopped playing.

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