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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:52 am

Smart money is on YW being first to get "mugu on the moon".

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:41 am

[beer]

Moon-gu.

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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:41 am

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:49 am

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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:41 am
beer etc

Bit early, old chap ? Confused

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:43 am

^^It's called time zones, Nailgunner. Laughing

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

has anything been heard from them since 29 May?

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Nailgunner wrote:

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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:41 am
beer etc

Bit early, old chap ? Confused

I see twenty to ten in the morning. What did you see?

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:51 pm

^^ Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:49 pm

That makes it afternoon here I guess?

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:21 pm

As you all know, Dover is in Abeche now.

Quote:

Adamu,

I have been in Abeche for 3 days now with no sign of you guys. Where are you? I have been going to the cyber cafe everyday and asking the manager if he has seen you guys and he keeps telling me no, not for quite a while. What did you do? Go home?

I found a place to stay. I wish the stupid town had street names for everything but sadly, it seems that only the major streets do. I am staying with a family at the southern most part of town. In fact, I am pretty sure that there is no one else to the south of here. When I look south, nothing but desert can be seen. During the day, you can find me at the airport though. (the airport is at the northern most part of town, quite a long walk too) I am arranging to bring Scooby and Scrappy back to the United States with me. It's going to cost me over $30,000 to do it but I really like them and I am sure that they will like the United States where it is not so darn hot all the time.

Well, I will wait here for another few days I suppose. There is no real rush to get back at this point, especially since I do not have all of the details worked out to get the camels home with me. Again, if you see a white guy, in his early-60's, riding a camel, wearing laderhosen, flag him down. There is a chance that will be me.

Talk to you soon I hope.

It would be a shame if when Adamu finally scrapes enough money together to check his email, Dover had lost his patience and had flown back to the United States with the camels. Laughing

EDIT ~ ND has been online and has been checking his email. But he has not responded to Adamu's latest plea for help. The same goes with CZ. Evil or Very Mad

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

BWHAHAHAHAHAHHA The lads don't know who to trust. Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:19 pm

How about instead of a dolla chop by the g0mer boyz..

How about a Lad chop by The Axeman? Twisted Evil

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

It would be a terrible shame if Dover got bored and went home.

But on the other hand, you can't expect people to hang around Abeche in the heat for ever more, can you? I mean, how long can a man be expected to wait in Abeche for someone to turn up?

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:45 pm

Hats off to everyone involved with getting these lads to Chad. This is so funny.

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:18 pm

If you have been reading this thread closely, you will be able to see what is going on here even with the limited text in ND's last email.

1. There is still so sign of Adamu and the leg. They are totally out of money. They cannot even check emails more than once every 4 or 5 days. They still have no way to contact anyone back home for help. Laughing

2. ND believes that Okey is the one that has been contacting him but is still suspicious.

Quote:

DEAR OKEY,

SO WERE ARE YOU NOW I DID NOT HEARD FROM YOU AGAIN????????

HOW WILL I MEET THE MICHEAL TURNER WHEN I ARRIVED CHAD??????

PLEASE CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER:234-80566-XX-XXX

I STILL DOUBT THAT ALL IS NOT WELL OVER THERE.

REGARDS

ND

In Okey's (our) last email to ND, we told him that is was REALY hard to call him from where we were. That to do so demanded that we traveled a few hours south to get close enough for a call from a cell phone to work. We also wrote to CZ and asked him for help since ND was acting flakey. Since CZ and ND are very close, they have obviously spoken about this.

Do not discount ND out of making a safari yet. I am still 90% sure that he will do it, especially once he gets another phone call from our new Okey soundboard.

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:46 pm

One more email to the doubting Thomas.

Quote:

DEAR ND,
I DO NOT KNOW WHY THIS IS HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND ME. WE ARE IN OURE CASSONI. IT IS FAR IN THE NORTH OF CHAD. WE HAVE TO TRAVEL LONG WAY FOR PHONES TO WORK. IF I MAKE PHONE CALLS I HAVE TO WAIT TO GET TRANSPORT SO I CAN CALL. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO HELP ME SAY YOU DONT. I WILL TRY TO CALL BUT IS NOT EASY AS YOU THINK IT IS.
WHY DO YOU DOUBT THAT WE ARE WELL OVER HERE? BECAUSE WE ARE NOT HOME? WE ARE DOING GODS WORKS HERE. WE MADE GREAT MONEY BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO REPENT FROM OUR SIN AND WE ARE HELPING POOR PEOPLE.
IF YOU MEET MICHAEL TURNER YOU AND HIM CAN DECIDE WHERE IN NDJAMENA TO MEET. YOU CAN CONTACT HIM IF YOU WANT.
WHEN I GET TRANSPORT I WILL TRY TO CALL YOU.
OKEY

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:54 pm

Just a little suggestion (if you get ND to travel).

You could make a phone call from ND to The Hand (or whoever is holding them now) to say that you are coming to Abeche (or wherever they are currently sleeping) and you will be bringing the cash to pay him off. But under no circumstances is he to tell Stinkyboi (as it's a surprise).

This may get their captor to be a little more generous with the internet cash so they can read (and reply to) their emails. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:09 pm

Dover STILL can't find Adamu.

Quote:

Adamu,

Scooby and I have been all over this town for days now with no sign of you two. I feel silly emailing you when you might be standing right around the corner from me. Have you not seen Scooby and me walking down the streets here? How many guys have you seen wearing laderhosen for God's sake? I have only seen two others. I should stick out like a sore thumb. Are you playing some kind of game on me or something? Contact me immediately.

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:31 pm

Work with me on this one..............

The Top 10 Reasons Why Stinky Can't Go Home
1) He is indebted/enslaved by the "Hand" for that expensive $3000 truck ride
2) He has no money for the only internet cafe on Hospital Road
3) He has no access to a telephone to call home for help
4) He has to do half the walking for the "Leg".
5) He has limited employment opportunities but may have a future with the rebels.
6) He lacks proper attire. He and the leg are sharing one set of clothing, 3 shoes and a T*W*A*T robe.
7) His communications with ND & CZ have been compromised.
8)He has no access to a camel or lederhosen.
9) Prof, JoJo & YW are still messing with his life
And, finally, the 10th and top reason why he can't go home is.........
10) No one will sit next to him on a plane. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:07 pm

CrazyCanuck wrote:

And, finally, the 10th and top reason why he can't go home is.........
10) No one will sit next to him on a plane. Laughing

Maybe Dover could hire Scooby & Scrappy to the lads for transport home Wink

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:16 pm

I think maybe the reason ND is skeptical is this concept:

fake Adamu wrote:

NOW IT IS TIME TO REPENT FROM OUR SIN AND WE ARE HELPING POOR PEOPLE.

As an active scammer I bet he's having a very hard time wrapping his thieving brain around the concept of another lad repenting after a windfall.

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:21 pm

^^^^ I was wondering the same thing. Would the real Adamu, as ND knows him, "go soft" after a big score?

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:31 pm

Two months in Abeche with your new UN friends can do some things to you, maybe even soften your heart a little. That is the angle that we are taking with this.

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:56 pm

Well just look at Dover. Who wouldn't turn to the church for all that? Wink

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:49 pm

WOW! LMAO! It has been a while since I have been on these forums. This is fucking classic! Seems that the lad has either been killed, or has now given up hope on ever getting any money. I love how ND still writes, shows that the lad isn't in contact with him. So I am really curious as to what is happening with him. Did the "leg" die? wtf is going on?!?!?! arrghhh the anticipation is killing me! Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:50 pm

Hey, Clankillaz. Welcome back to the forums, and glad you're enjoying the bait so far. Smile

From the looks of it, it appears we have turned the Chad boys into real life refugees in Abeche. They haven't managed to check e-mail since 05/29 or so, and obviously haven't been in touch with the real ND either. I think that's hilarious, personally. I mean, what the hell are they doing all day? It's like 110 F outside there on the regular, and really starting to rain a lot more based on the forecasts I've been seeing. The worst part about that is that it looks like it rains more at night.

I was just chatting with YW about this, and he was telling me a story about training for the bike race he's doing soon. It was like 84 degrees the other day and he said he was hot as hell. All he could do was imagine it being 30 degrees hotter where they are, and of course had to laugh. What makes that all the more comical is that they have nowhere to go to escape it. YW can just jump in his pool, or hit the AC inside. They have to just sit there and pray for nightfall when it will drop down to about 90 degrees.

By then though, the rain starts and I bet the mosquitoes come out in full force. They are in pure hell. We used to get worried when they didn't e-mail for a couple days. We'd start to think that maybe they found a way to escape. Not any more though. Honestly, we couldn't care less as long as ND is confirming that they're not in contact either. All of our real efforts have been spent on strategy to move ND. We're all confident we will manage this.

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:55 pm

I'm not convinced that ND hasn't spoken to Adamu. Why has Adamu been ignoring emails that he has been waiting to recieve for months? He has been begging for an email like that since he first went to N'Djamena.

Also with him calling Eric, it's like he is piecing together what is true and what isn't on his safari. Like he knows something is wrong but he doesn't know where it went wrong.

ND doesn't sound too concerned about the posibilty that somebody is pretending to be Okey to get him to Chad and do to him what they might have done to the real Okey. Maybe he does still believe that you guys could be Adamu, personally I think they all know that there is something wrong and ND has got the task of finding out what is.

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