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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:59 pm |
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Having just got a scam email offering me work in a British Hotel, I got to wondering what would be a dream job.
You may already be lucky enough to have a dream job, but given a choice what would you like to do for a living
I will start the smart arse answer’s
Test Pilot for a Brewery
For real a salaried Battle field guide |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:01 pm |
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Charter fishing or yacht captain. Number two would be frustrating lads for a living. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:58 pm |
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Dressing the TNT basketball commentators, particularly Craig Sager & Kenny "The Jet" (puke) Smith. Craig always looks a hot mess & there's always something not quite right w/ Kenny's outfit. It drives me nuts. I'd love to dress regular people too. I always wanted to be a designer b/c ever since I can remember I am always redressing/restyling people or redesigning spaces in my head. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:58 pm |
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Owner of my own successful animation company. (serious)
Pirate ship captain on my own tall ship! (for fun!) |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:44 pm |
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Being paid to write.
I'm actually working on this one. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:03 pm |
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Something I already do - historical research for local authors. I love finding those little bits of lost history that nobody else can find. It sends adrenalin through my blood.
Or, Goddess Supreme of All the Universe. |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:16 pm |
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I suppose "condom tester at the Playboy mansion" or "professional billionaire inheritance squanderer" would be expected answers, but I'm perfectly happy with my profession and - upon reflection - would call it a dream job, although I'm sure your average Joe Blow would disagree. |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:25 pm |
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Tsnerd wrote: |
Being paid to write.
I'm actually working on this one. |
I am too. I am a freelance writer in addition to writing my own stuff. I have been paid for writing jobs, but I would like to make it a full-time job. Writing has always been my passion. |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:10 pm |
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Video game programmer/level designer. |
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Sandra, Owerri to Lagos 18+ months | Oga Mark - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal
N4ncy & Yeb0ah - Accra to Abidjan | Barrister Stone 13+ months
PD Results: x18
AS Results: x4
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SHIPPOU
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Posts: 96
Location: Midevil Japan
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:42 pm |
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Owning and operating my own auto recycling center, |
_________________ "If it look like duck walk like duck and bark like duck it must be duck!!"
"You drive me crazy with all these questions."
"Dear Father, I pray for your soul to be safe on arrival."
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I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is 100% hitch and risk free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:42 pm |
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I'm like KD - lucky enough to be doing something I really enjoy. It falls short of being my dream job only because I'd like it to pay me quite a lot more, take up slightly less of my time, and have less infuriating IT restrictions. |
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Rackham
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 May 2008
Posts: 104
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:04 pm |
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I'm a step away from all this, graduating in a few weeks. But it all seems to depend on my grade. If I get the grade I want, im looking at three years accountancy training, which should lead to the lifestyle I want- I.e a Boat and a caribbean house with a nice decking area and a fridge full of rum. Boring job I guess, but a price im willing to pay. Noboday ACTUALLY wants to work right?
If I don't, its jobhunting for me. Would like to be paid to watch films, but I'm not even sure if I would write good enough reviews for that. |
_________________ Why are you wasting time?- "Diplmant"
You sound as if you are joking sometimes...don't use my proposal as a yardstick to joke with me.- "J0hnS0n" |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:10 pm |
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I worked in what a lot of people called a dream job for the first half of my career -- the wine business. (It was pretty good, but not quite as romantic as people think....) But then I made a career change and have spent the last 16 years in a real dream job, working for myself. But I can't say what I do as I have too large an Internet presence and don't want to risk blowing my cover. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:44 pm |
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NASCAR driver
Professional cyclist
Fishing guide
Scuba guide
Filthy rich actor
Rock star |
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Glowstick
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 May 2008
Posts: 42
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:38 pm |
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I woud like to be the Prime Minister. |
_________________ I thank you very much for your mail and for insulting me, may God bless you. - Mrs Myreille Lle Banaof |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:53 am |
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Well, British geography is geared towards keeping people on the straight and narrow. Stay on the motorways, eat at Moto or Welcome Break, get off at your junction and don't look left or right. Dull dull dull dull dull.
My proposed profession would be that of Forgotten Area Explorer. I'd seek out old and abandoned areas, works, factories, mines, buildings and structures, and catalogue and photograph them.
For permanence and resolution I'd use old fashioned silver-chemistry film in a 60x60mm medium format camera and fibre based, selenium toned paper. Good for 100 years plus, fire notwithstanding. I'd photograph on fine days and print at home when it was dull.
I'd be excellent value, asking only £50K a year plus expenses to do this valuable work.
... And on my days off I'd hire a digger and just monkey about in it. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:47 am |
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Something with animals. I'm still trying to decide between zookeeping, training, and zoological research. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:56 am |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:33 am |
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When I wrote to the college that I attended I described my dream job. When I interviewed for my position, I described my dream job. I'm there now and no, I am not a barber at an Ob-Gyn clinic. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:52 am |
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^^ |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:50 am |
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Fighter pilot.
Especially if I could have one of these to play with:
They're no longer in service though. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:09 am |
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I'd like to be an Heir Hunter - genealogy research to trace the heirs of unclaimed estates, or else tracing missing persons and hopefully reunite them with their families. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:28 am |
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I'm quite happy with what I am.................an early retiree. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:08 pm |
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kleindoofy wrote
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but I'm perfectly happy with my profession and - upon reflection - would call it a dream job |
Being a sniper |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:43 pm |
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I've taken crappy jobs in the past to fit in with raising a family, worst was a certain research lab- the backstabbing was unbelievable, the procedures sometimes questionable.
I'm fairly happy as I am.
I'd like to be richer, who wouldn't.
I'd like a bigger house , who wouldn't
BUT I do have wonderful if sometimes irritating family. ( thats priceless )
Dream job would be quality control taster for a chocolate company.
oh and discovering that I had a gene so the more choccies I ate the younger and more beautiful i became |
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