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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:20 pm

Must be a new breed of catkins, stripus kittikinus?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 May 2008 Posts: 10

I think I need a rare breed of African cat, a Macavity Cat. Or a Rumpleteaser if you will.

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:23 pm

How about a Skimbleshanks the Email-way Cat? Wink

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:28 pm

I've set up another email, this time I'll be asking if they've got another type of cat - a Snowcat... Laughing

(For those not mechanically inclined, google it. Wink

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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:03 am

Getting a bit up herself is Kelly:

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thanks for the mail.we want you to note that we are not breeding this animals okay we are out hear to help them okay.So we are asking the deposit because we need to take them for medical check up.We dont have any doc to send to you untill we have carry out all the test okay

Time to reach for the trusty stock whip or cattle prod, methinks Twisted Evil

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 May 2008 Posts: 10

So are they going to be manually masturbating zebras for artificial insemination, since someone had ordered a vat of zebra semen?

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:44 am

I got a reply. Not only does she have what I want, but cheap at 800 dollars each. What a steal! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:03 am

@DollaChoppa: I guess so. If anyone is having problems getting our lad to provide zebra semen you probably should refer them to Dr Crump's seminal paper on manual semen collection from equines: http://www.roanokeai.com/manualcollection.pdf

It even contains handy diagrams showing where you need to put your hands.

And it DOES work on zebras: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16727454

(Links are safe for work)

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:33 am

I don't like the way the stripey **** is looking at me, have you got any more happy looking zebra?

oh the semen extraction bait is going well, she/he (is kelly a man or woman) is working on a photo! yeah right!!!

and said to say the exotic meats restaurant owner bait has fallen appart, my restauranter - issac hunt ramsey has fallen out with kelly and its descended into abusive insults, still he/she likes to have the last word, and doesn't like being told to shove his zebra up his arse.

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

I dont want to worry anybody but that picture is of the very same Zebra she promised me Laughing

I just sent Kelly this

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Dear Kelly

Thank you for your email sent yesterday. I opened the photos but unfortunately you sent the wrong ones - you send 4 of Zebras but I am awaitng cat kins. Please do not ship the Zebras to me - I would have nowhere to keep them

Regards

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:37 am

my zebra's better than your zebra Razz

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:07 pm

anyone want to ask if they sell klingons or wookies?

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

^^^ Hope thats not one of my catkins chasing your Zebra Shocked

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:14 pm

kudos points for anyone that can get kelly to find this zebra a mate

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:47 pm

Has anyone ordered any lolcats yet?

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:11 pm

Kelly is not responding to my query for a simple antelope, for use in vivisectionary research (I'm a xenobiologist undergrad at a small state university).

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:09 pm

Give her a few days, she's a little busy! Twisted Evil

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

yes very busy and more than a little confused Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:21 pm

she must be really busy, i transfered the money yesterday and she has yet to visit to get the #

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:23 pm

Would she object to me setting up my mailserver to repeatedly mail her a randomly generated question every 15 minutes?

Nah, she'd abandon her address.

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:17 pm

Kelli is getting very lazy. After two days, she finally sent me pictures of my frogs. Now, either she thinks I'm really stupid (I'm dimwitted, not stupid) or she hasn't really read the emails I have sent her. I am asking for aquatic blue and white striped tree frogs - the key words here being BLUE AND WHITE.

Quote:

Okay.Attach to this mail you will fine the picture so get back to me with
the scan copy of the western union transfer so that the money can be pick
up.

She's wasting my time Evil or Very Mad

And since the bank lady is about to tell me that I can't send any money by this western union thingy, she's going to have to get the money a different way - once she shows me MY frogs. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:44 pm

S'ok, here's my reply to the form request:

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We have already fill the form but we cant send it to you untill we have the deposit okay.

The 'form' I sent was a blank page! And she hasn't told me where and how much to send for the deposit! Heck, she hasn't even confirmed the animal is on hand! ROTFL!

Me thinks that at this point any true victim is probably going "wha'???"

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:46 pm

Yes! For just $500, I can adopt a Tucker Snowcat, as I requested. Makes me wonder if I'm gonna have the space for one....and how I'll afford to feed it.... specially since fuel is so expensive these days! Laughing

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:55 pm

Okay, I've just sent Kelly an "I'm not very pleased" email in response to her pictures of ordinary green tree frogs. Asked her if she was just trying to be funny. Then told her that if she can't satisfy me that she's got my frogs, I may have to go to another supplier. I'm thinking an ASEM might be worthwhile. Anyone have any suggestions for an email address to send it to?? I've told Kelly I've got the money and am ready to Western Union it as soon as I am satisfied that she's got my babies. How hard is it to Photochop some blue and white stripes onto a frog? Confused

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:20 pm

A very quick, rough n ready photoshop....

But you get the idea. Very Happy

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