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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:01 pm

I'm dialing right now, but the line has been busy.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:09 pm

Wow, amazing development after amazing development, brilliant. clapping

Just thought I'd throw this out there: What if Adamu was told by (the fake) ND that he is coming ++ ND (fake) has an accident or some tragedy forces him to reroute, to, say, Sudan or somewhere else. ND (fake) gets in trouble and needs Adamu's help, Adamu must travel (further) to get to ND.

...Then the real ND could arrive in Abeche, only to learn that Adamu has moved on, and perhaps may pick up his trail...

(Just rambling)

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:15 pm

I would like to move Adamu, but they are broke. I think getting them to Sudan is like (as YW says) getting them to the moon right now. The good news is, that's the same logic for getting home. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:17 pm

let them have just enough money for a commercial bus, and a cup.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:21 pm

FINALLY, Adamu has managed to get through to ND. He couldn't tell who it was, but we'll follow with an e-mail complaining about the telecommunications in Chad.

http://media.putfile.com/Adamu-Calls-ND

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:27 pm

The dumb ass did not recognize Adamu's voice? What a twit. That's OK. I will send the follow up email in a minute.

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

Just make it possible !!! Very Happy

Brilliant Prof So and So Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:36 pm

Here is the follow up email to ND....

Quote:

DEAR ND,
I CALL YOU. I HOPE THAT YOU HEAR ME OKAY. I AM SORRY BOUT THE BAD PHONE CONNECTION. WE ARE FAR AWAY SO PHONE DO NOT WORK ALWAYS. I WILL TRY AGAIN LATER.

THERE WILL NOT BE PROBLEMS MOVING THE MONEY OUT OF CHAD. MICHAEL TURNER IS A UN PERSON AND HAS FREIND IN NDJAMENA WHO IS DIPLOMAT. HE WILL DO IT FOR US. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU JUST A DAY AWAY FROM HERE ND BUT YOU WOULD TRAVEL TO ABECHE. WE ARE A DAY NORTH IN OURE CASSONI. YOU NEED TO HIRE DRIVER TO GET TO ABECHE. JUST MEET MICHAEL TURNER IN NDJAMENA TO RECIEVE THE MONEY FOR ME.
OKEY

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Brilliant!!!!!

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:44 pm

Buhhhhaaaa. This is great stuff. I was hoping that the message would not be talked over. It was absolutely perfect.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:59 pm

An updated safari map to reflect the location of our new diplomat.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Question-Who are Anita, CPA and Turner? Confused

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:05 pm

Scooby the camel Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:07 pm

Quote:

Question-Who are Anita, CPA and Turner?

Anita is the 15 year old that writes the church newsletter.

CPA is TWAT accounting that sends out all of the WU and MG failures.

Turner is Michael Turner, our UN contact for fake Adamu that will be moving the 350k USD to the real ND.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:08 pm

That phone call is gold if you ever wanted to call Adamu with a glimmer of hope from home... but Adamu can't be heard on the other end, I could make a version of ND saying "I can't hear you... who is speaking please?" over and over that would drive Adamu insane I'm sure.

Im going to have to start the official song for this bait with all this great audio available.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:13 pm

Quote:

Im going to have to start the official song for this bait with all this great audio available.

I can't wait to hear it! Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 70

I doubt ND will beleive that Adamu is calling him. The reason ND wasn't sure who that was,was because they are both Ibo and when speaking to each other would 100% of the time speak in either ibo or pidgin english...or amixture of both.... I am over 95%sure about this. Judging from Adamus accent he in not very well educated..it would sound odd to Nd to listen to Adamu speaking in English to him.

It might work for other reasons tho...ND may suspect that Adamu has got English speakers around him whom he is trying to impress.

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:52 am

Could someone quickly explain why Adamu's friend is called "Leg"? I only joined the forum a few pages ago and would rather spend time baiting than reading through the 60+ pages of the thread to find out! Thanks.

Absolutely fantastic bait...these guys deserve everything you're putting them through and more, IMO.

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:07 am

The brother is being called the leg because Adamu has been telling his family and friends (us) that his brother's leg is broken or dislocated. This has been going on for a couple of weeks now. According to him, he broke the leg trying to escape rebel gunfire.

Edit: Welcome here, by the way. Maybe some day you'll want to start reading this from the beginning. It's rather amusing. Smile

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:30 am

Thanks for the explanation and welcome. I look forward to reading through the rest of the thread when I get a chance...I'm especially interested in how you managed to convince all of these guys to think they're talking to each other when they're all actually in contact with you. Laughing

Keep up the great work! Chad sounds like such a lovely place. I think I'll cancel my upcoming vacation in California and go there instead.

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:33 am

Don't forget your missionary robes.... Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:49 am

Is 350$ USD going to be enough to get into the country and to get a ride to Abeche? How much money was Hamza originally asking Adamu for the cost of driving him?

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:54 am

Hamza isn't the one that drove them to Abeche, that's Emeka. Hamza is the cow seller that is letting them try to get money wired into his bank account. I think at first they said it was going to be 1K USD for the ride, but that was because Emeka charges 200 USD a head in his vehicle that seats 5 and he didn't make the trip without a full car.

We think 350 USD will give him a bit of cash to blow in N'Djamena, and secure a ride to Abeche. When he gets there, he might have a few bucks, but certainly nowhere near what he'd need to drag three stinky lads 1400 miles.

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:39 am

It looks like we are going to be using a soundboard afterall. We will want to update the one that was made to be very inclusive of just about all of the sounds that we have. When we are making the next call and we are using the soundboard, we will still have to play a lot of static and white noise over the top of any conversation. ND will no doubt ask some questions that we will not be able to answer. Damn, this nut is tough to crack.

Quote:

DEAR OKEY,

THAT VOICE THAT CALLED SOUND SO STRANGE FROM YOUR OWN VOICE,

MAKE OUT TIME TO CALL ME SO THAT I CAN HEAR YOU CLEARLY EVEN IF IT IS IN THE MID NIGHT.

COMING TO THAT PLACE IS NOT THE PROBLEM BUT IAM AFRAID AND DON'T WANT ANY PROBLEM AT ALL.

SO HOW HOW DO I LEAVE CHAD WITH THE MONEY????????

IF YOUR MAN HAS A DIPLOMAT FRIEND IN NJEMINA WHY CAN HE ARRANGE WITH HIS FRIEND TO MEET WITH ME IN MAIDUGRI.

IAM DOUBTING IF IS YOU THAT IS WRITING THIS MAILS UNTIL I HEARD YOUR VOICE FULL THEN I WILL BE CONVINCED THAT IT IS YOU BUT WITHOUT HEARING YOUR VOICE I CAN NOT COME.

WAITING FOR YOUR CALL AGAIN
REGARDS

ND

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:28 pm

We are definitely going to have to play this cool. This is a VERY sensative time right now. Lots of things could go wrong. Indeed, a soundboard will be tough. We need to name drop a bit more I think. I really hope that he does not ask us anything we cannot answer in email.

YW- one thing to update on the map... Hamza the cow seller is located in Abeche, not Ndjamena.

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