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Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

The set up is a buggers muddle - I sent my address on Saturday and they promised a photo that day of my two baby catkins - no photo - and now I get another email asking for my address AGAIN . I was expecting delivery tomorrow, I took the day off work specially Sad

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:02 pm

She must be amazed on how well her modality is doing now. Too bad all of her business is us. I just really hope she has the time to accept my offer.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:48 am

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-269111273918573066&q=the+unicorn&ei=s5RESMD2AY32rQKPqtiiCQ&hl=en

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:13 am

She simply replied to me

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no

I think we're doing or jobs here

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:19 am

I have to seriously laugh at how the dialog has been, both in time table and content. Any 'true victim' should be getting a clue at the non-sequential nonsense trickling through. Yippee! Means a job well done! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:47 am

She's giving me a discount; I offered to send her 5000 for the 2 zebras,

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thanks you very much for that okay.We want you to note that you are suppose to send a deposit of $2500 so that we can arrange for the papers and permits not $5000 okay.

Perhaps she can't handle all the (fake) business

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:28 pm

I've got her working on an order for Predatory Zebras (Equus carnivorii), which I need to thin out my growing herd of pronghorn antelope.

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Today I got another request to send my contact details - thats only the third time I will have sent them! Sounds like they are in a hell of a mess so good work Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:37 pm

So, I send good ole Kelli my k7 phone number so she can call me and tell me how much my tree frogs will cost me, and this is the response I get:

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*Thanks for getting back to us.We do have available now
zebras,hippo,frogs,camels**,ostriches, baby tigers etc.We are Animals
Rescuers here in Cameroon and we are
a team from US,UK and France.We are here in Africa to help this exotic
animals and find them good home.The African people are just using them
only as food so we are trying to put an end on that.So if you are
interested in any exotic animals then just get back to us with this
informations.
1)were are you located and why are you looking for exotic animals?
2)what kind of jop are you doing?
3)can we have you phone number?
So get back to us asap so that we can give you some informations and
pictures okay.and you can call us via 01123794428364.And please if
you are really interested do give us a call once you read this mail.

Thanks
Management
Tel:00237944283

Why would the African people eat tree frogs? They're tiny little things Shocked

Edit: Just wanted to add that I sent a response to this with readnotify, but did it as a silent readnotify, and I immediately got a notification that the email was read. She's a busy woman.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:40 pm

My talking horse just tried to call "The Management" to speed along my zebra (he's got one of those Steven Hawking voice synthesizers - actually me talking through a couple of filters) and I got "number unobtainable" - somebody killed his phone?

"Please send the female zebra as soon as possible. The nights are very long and lonely here" Wink

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:47 pm

i decided to straight bait this one, sent $5,000.00 by MG about an hour ago. should be worth a few more emails trying to get her the #. then a few trips to MG.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 26 Apr 2008 Posts: 24

I'm in

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:56 am

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we are ready to supply you with the zebra semen okay so get back to us with your full contact address and phone number because it will be use to arrange the health papers and permits and you are going to make a deposit of $2500

awesome, one bottle of black and white stripy spunk on the way

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Hi Kelly,

this is wonderful news, you can't imagine how difficult it has been to find a seller.

please, when you say a deposit, can you clarify, that $2500 is the final price? that is a little above market rate and I would hate to pay more.

Also will you be able to supply proper refrigerated semen packaging as accordance to the Semen Preservation United Nations Kavel act, as it must be transported correctly.

I am wonderfully excited about doing business with you.
+447017022419
Haywood Jablowmi
10 ,Downing street
London
SW1A 2AA

dammit, I got my address wrong again, I do hope Gordon Brown doesn't mistakenly get a bucket of zebra gizz one morning.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:52 am

^^^^ make sure they send you a video of it being collected. You would hate Gordon to get his zebra semen from the wrong zebra or just any old donkey they happen to have hanging around.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:00 am

too right! i'm not paying $2500 fake dollars for a bucket of common donkey gizz,

I will need proof that it is harvested from a healthy specimine,

not sure if I went too far with "Semen Preservation United Nations Kavel" or S.P.U.N.K. act for short.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:52 pm

awesome, he came back and said its $5000 for a bucket of zebra gizz, I told him no way, $3000 is all i will pay, he agreed, I said no no you are supposed to negotiate, just as you would for say buying a gourd

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Having agreed a total price of £1500 for the 2 cat kins and that I would pay a deposit of £700 I am now being asked for a £2000 deposit - and still no photo.

Payment has been requested via WU - that was a suprise Smile

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:10 pm

woohoo, my zebra's will be shipped on thursday..

can you get back to me with the transfer details?the zebras will be
shipped to you on Thursday evening.So you will have them in the
morning okay.Email me back with the transfer receipt so that we can
pick up the funds.Waiting

that is if she collects the funds quickly Twisted Evil

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

^^^^ They must be travelling on the night flight Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:21 pm

mewing, he'll probably give it a good hand job before he sends it for my bucket of zebra gizz, apologies if yours arrives a little tired....

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:29 pm

No seamermaids Sad

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thanks for the mail we can supply you and boss with all those animals accept seemermaids okay.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 74

I'm out of the habit of baiting (couple of years) and lost my old account/password - so not going to piggyback this bait until I'm set up properly again.

But, any chance somebody could ask him if he has any 'Homo Sapiens' for sale? Or even a 'Homo sapiens idaltu' to see if he'd sell his granny?

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:23 pm

@ Haywood, If i had only owned the zebra prior to the extraction that $3000 would be mine.

i never thought there would be a market for zebra jiz. but hey, if you need more, let me know. I'll be more than happy to work a deal once my zebra arrives...

PS. it's self serve...

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:33 pm

^^^^ Oddly enough I once had a job in which one of my duties was assisting in collecting horse semen samples (honestly!)

It's actually quite an involved process Embarassed

Mind you feeding zebras is a doddle according to Miss Kelly...

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thanks for the mail and the concern you have for this zebras.I am
very happy to hear that you are going to take very good care of
them.So when you you need them and how many do you want to buy.You can
feed them just like horse okay and they are very healthy animals.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:17 pm

Dunc4n D0enuts wrote:

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Attn Smelly,

I gives you my tel no. 1 weeks ago with my delivery enstructoins. Plz send me your bonk details to make payments, ok.

and then comes this reply:

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Bank Details
NAME OF BANK.................AFRILAND FIRST BANK
ACCOUNT NUMBER...........00002.012740xxxxxxx
ACCOUNT NAME...............EMM4NU3L PH13W0U MU3F0NG
IBAN CODE.........................10005 00002 01xxxxxxxxxxx
SWIFT CODE.......................xxxxCMCXXXX
LOCATION...........................CAMER00N

Details forwarded to Alan.

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