Catherine's latest mistakes (New Great Rant!)

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lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Catherine made yet another mistakes. Can you believe it?

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Dear Catherine Eddowes,

Acknowledge receipt of your mail, my secretary did not make any mistakes, moreso the receives name i gave you is MRS SUSAN BRIGGS, But the name on the slip you sent is SAMSUNG BREAKS, so the recievers name does not align with the name i gave you we have already started procession of your required loan,
so i advice that at receipt of this mail you go back to the money gramm center and retrieve the money you payed before and redirect it to the receives name (MRS SUSAN BRIGGS).

We are sorry for whatever inconviniencies this may cause you, but we have to do everything in the right frame.

The fun is only beginning on this one. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Another satisfied customer i see bunnywabbit. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:25 am

That's very funny indeed, he's sounding very patient so far. Poor old Samsung.

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Different bait, different mistakes:

Sent payment slip to "Albin0 Lav0ris:"

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Catherine Edd0wes ,Sent to the Bank to receivers the money is invalid number and Again receivers name is not correct and the receivers is not correct why? go now the bank and change it look blow and see the information well why are you delays. your cheque make fest and send to me now.

RECEIVERS NAME: MR AJUF0 L1V1NUS

RECEIVERS ADDRESS: LAGOS -NIGERIA.

TEXT QUESTION: COLOUR?

TEXT ANSWER: WHITE

AMOUNT:$330.00

Did he say he wanted to have a "cheque fest?"

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:33 pm

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Did he say he wanted to have a "cheque fest?"

By all means, you should provide him with a fest. Where's the beer????

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

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Dear Tony Baloney,

I am sorry that I made a very small mistakes on my payment slip. It is very difficult to remember the correct name when I am at the Money Gram office because I am very nervous there. Please be patient with me. I am trying my best to remember it but it is difficult to memorize the name. This delays is your fault for to give me a name that is difficult.

Maybe I can go to the Money Gram again this evening after I am finished with work. Or maybe tomorrow or the next day.

Now listen and listen good. I want you to stop causing delays in this transactions. I am very busy making fest with my cheque. Now be sure you go and receivers the moneys as soon as I send the new payment slip.

Warmest Regards,

Catherine Edd0wes

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

I think he's coming unraveled;

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Catherine Edd0wes ok, copy the information and hand go now to Money Gram office and correct it, pls what to me again invalid number and Again receivers name is not correct and the receivers is not correct why? go now the bank and change it look blow and see the information well why are you delays. your cheque make fest and send to me now.

Wait until he hears how tragically Catherine's pen ran out of ink just as she was writing down the receiver's name. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Don't forget next time to use a pencil and break it...No sharpener~oops. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:10 pm

i love your wrong name baits. i was thinking of trying it on my next round, looks quite fun.. LOL_sign

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

^^^ It all depends upon which lad you get. Some of them twig right away. Others never catch on. Some catch on but then you can hook them all over again simply by sending then an email asking "What is the status of this transactions?" The ones I love the most are those that I can bounce around from Money Gram to MTCN S3cur3 and back to Money Gram. After all, a ten year old child could complete the security puzzle in ten minutes, right? Why can't the lad do it? Because he is not "indelligent" enough. In fact, he is stupid like GOAT! So we have to go back to MG.

Every now and then I throw in a MG payment slip with the correct name but, of course, a totally made up control number. This forces the lad to go to the Money Gram office and "desgrease himself" in front of the agent.

Another good trick is to send a payment slip with one of the digits rubbed out. I just use MS Paint to put a little blob over the last digit. When he asks about it I say, "Oh yes, the last number is an 8." When he comes back and tells me that the MG agent said the number is wrong I say, "Oh, terribly sorry, it was not an 8 but a 3." Bingo! Two trips to the MG office! Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2008 Posts: 35

mewing_ghecko wrote:

i love your wrong name baits. i was thinking of trying it on my next round, looks quite fun.. LOL_sign

Me too! They're so funny. And they really frustrate the lads, which is a definite bonus. Very Happy

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

OK, guys, we can all have our fun but let's not overdo it or we'll have them all twigging first time. Wink

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Back to the first bait in this thread (Samsung Breaks):

Sent this slip the second time:

Then came the reply:

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Attn: Catherine Edd0wes

Acknowledge receipt of your mail and the attached payments slip for the completion of your insurance level. Madam i wish to state here that we do not understand what you are getting out, because at first the name of the reciever was not correct in the first slip you sent and now in the new slip you sent both the recievers name and the country are not correct.
Madam if you are ready to proceed with this transaction, please be advice to make payments of the stipulated amounts of $70 via any western union money transfer office nearest to you and to the right informations below because all the money gram payments slip you have sent have proved invalid.

We believe you are really needing this loan and if so follow instructions and make required payments via western union money transfer or otherwise stop sending us invalid payments slips.

PAYMENTS DETAILS VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER:

Receivers Name: EFE N0YIN

Address: Benin City,Nigeria.

Best Regards,
Mr. J4m4l 4bdul(Manager)

Now he will twig if I send him another wrong name so it is time to send him to WU MTCN S3cur3. Twisted Evil

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

And here is something to keep Tony busy:

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Dear Tony Baloney,

Here is my new payment slip ok. You had a very indelligent idea to write down the name before I went to the Western Unions. Tragically, my pen ran out of ink just as I started writing. But I think I got the name correct this times.

Now I am tired of you causing delays to this transactions.

Warmly,

Catherine Edd0wes

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

bunnyrabbit wrote:

Now he will twig if I send him another wrong name so it is time to send him to WU MTCN S3cur3. Twisted Evil

Right on cue:

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Attn: Catherine Edd0wes

Acknowledge receipt of your mail, you have to send the money via normal western union proceedings and not the secure online modality you intiated. Go to any western union outlets nearest to you and make the payments and send to us a 10 digit number called (MTCN) money transfer control number, the sender/receipts name and address, text question if any. All this will help us facilitate receipt of the money you are sending.

Best Regards,
4dbul J4m4l

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Dear Abdully,

I already tell you that because payment is to West Africa it must be sent
by secure modality. It cannot send by ordinary modality. I already
tell you this. Why do you not understand simple English. Are you GOAT?

Now get busy and complete the very simple security puzzle so that we can
conclude this transactions.

Warmly,

Catherine Edd0wes

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

From the other bait:

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Catherine Edd0wes i did not need payment send correct number ok

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Dear Tony Baloney,

The number is on the payment slip. Are you GOAT?

Wamrest Regards,

Catherine Edd0wes

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Catherine Edd0wesdo not send any email to me SCAM i will repot you (FBI)

They really don't like being called GOAT, do they? Laughing

I love it when the scammers accuse me of "SCAM." Rolling Eyes

But seriously, he said I should be sure to email him again, right? Wink

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:07 pm

^^^^ He will "repot" you? What are you, some kind of plant? Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2008 Posts: 35

Sushi Barfs! Laughing

Nice.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

FBI-i think he was trying to tell you something...maybe that he's a Frequently Baitable Idiot.

I suggest you drive him potty Twisted Evil

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Why do they always think we are afraid of the FBI? Do they really believe we are doing something illegal? Not likely. They know all we are doing is harassing them.

I suspect the reasoning behind it is that people in "third-world" countries have good reason to fear their national police. Therefore, they figure Americans must fear their national police as well. Funny thing is, Catherine Edd0wes has already said she lives in England! Shouldn't she be "repotted" to Scotland Yard? Embarassed

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:57 pm

Another clear the crap out of the lungs thread by Bunnyrabbit. This modality never loses its flavor. When I'm threatened by the FIB I always tell my check lads that I will only deduct the Western Union transfer fees from the check that they sent and not my full 10%.

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

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Acknowledge receipt of your mail Mrs Catherine Eddowes
If your wish to continue with this transaction, i want you to make the payments without any security measures as we have clients all over the globe even in the UK and have not had problems with their payments.

If you do wish to continue with the procession, i want you to make a valid payments for the insuring on your requested loan to our agent below via money gramm and make sure you use the correct names that i am sending to you or we will have not choice but to terminate your loan application.

MAKE PAYMENTS VIA MONEY GRAMM TO INFORMATIONS BELOW:

RECIEVERS NAME: J0HNPRESSON ALEXANDER

ADDRESS: BENIN CITY,EDO STATE NIGERIA

Best Regards,
Adbul Jamal

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Dear Abdully,

Since you are GOAT and not indelligent enough to complete the simple
security puzzle there is no way I can send the payment by Western Union
OK. I will send it again by Money Gram. DO NOT MAKE ANY MORE MISTAKES
OR CAUSE ANY FURTHER DELAYS IN THIS TRANSACTIONS.

You have given me a very difficult name but I have tried my best to
remember it when I was at the Money Gram.

Warmest Regards,

Catherine Edd0wes

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Catherine Edd0wes

Have tolerated you for long, but since you have proved to be inteligent and insultive, i will not blame you, because you family linage is caused and you will nerver be in peace for the rest of your life. I would have placed a serious cause on you but i live you will this, you will never be fruitful for the rest of your life and you have fruits they will rot in your eyes.

Have a stressful day.
4bdul J4m4l

Was it something I said or something I did? At least he said I was intelligent. Wink