Author |
Message |
Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:12 pm |
|
^^ it's the only explanation for it tbh. Lack of surprise.
She actually has to die to impress him. beaten to death with a client's wooden leg? |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
|
|
|
Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:20 pm |
|
|
|
|
Tricia
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Dec 2004
Posts: 183
Location: Milliways
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:29 pm |
|
There are some kids or family members on the background at 0:40 - 0:52. If that's the mother/aunty talking and ND is observant...
You added lots of white noise which makes that call sound like a TV transmission. A bad POTS line would have crosstalk, lots of humming and the speaker's voice would fade and come back again.
I doubt any of these guys have any experience with POTS/DSL artefacts, though. That should definitely fool them. |
_________________ YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT! REMAIN RETARDED - james bourke
shortup foollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll - Mohamed Yaya
x1 x2 |
|
|
|
sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:33 pm |
|
Ginger Head wrote: |
So basically what you are saying is that the relief crew should bring lots of animal porn mags, and try and bribe the border guards with them? |
Don't forget to include bibles and lots of copies of the cartoons depicting Mohammed (PBUH) as a terrorist with a bomb in his turban. They can put these in the suitcase for the money and distribute to the happy, smiling locals all the way up to Abeche.
This is truly Olympic Medal Standard baiting guys - well done! |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
|
|
|
Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:36 pm |
|
Tricia wrote: |
There are some kids or family members on the background at 0:40 - 0:52. If that's the mother/aunty talking and ND is observant...
You added lots of white noise which makes that call sound like a TV transmission. A bad POTS line would have crosstalk, lots of humming and the speaker's voice would fade and come back again.
I doubt any of these guys have any experience with POTS/DSL artefacts, though. That should definitely fool them. |
Thats definitely not mother or aunty since Adamu made that call from N'Djamana. I suppose it was just some people nearby talking while he was on the phone.
Yup..its white noise...I didn't have time to come up with a more realistic solution. The guys wanted something cut together within an hour and thats what I did. I think you are right though...it should fool them |
_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
x9 (7 by the infamous Barry Melrose <---clicky)
x2
Benin City
Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
x3 x8 |
|
|
|
jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:15 pm |
|
I really doubt that these lads will know the difference between white noise and real interference. I sure wouldn't. And I am a lot smarter than ND.
I'm just continually amazed at how these gentlemen just continue to open doors for us. They are great guys. I am really going to miss them. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
|
|
|
Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:33 pm |
|
I can see this going for quite some time |
|
|
|
|
RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:33 pm |
|
They're "streded," sick and starving. I highly doubt that they're in any condition to notice minor details at this point. I also doubt that they had the brains to notice that sort of thing before these hash conditions came down on them.
I wonder if Mrs. Hooker's untimely death will make the local newspapers? "Local Yahoo Yahoo Boi Kills Prostitute," perhaps? |
_________________ x4
It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
|
|
|
|
john_johnson
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 May 2008
Posts: 16
Location: St. Johnjohn
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:16 pm |
|
|
|
|
Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:22 pm |
|
|
|
|
jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:24 pm |
|
That's very good. If you would like and you just have extra time on your hands, maybe you could play around with something similar for Abeche.
http://www.putfile.com/professorsoandso/media
There are the Adamu calls. Be aware that Adamu usually doesn't answer the phone. He is usually the second person to talk. Some of the calls have other people in them, not just Adamu. This could be useful once ND gets to Ndjamena. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
|
|
|
john_johnson
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 May 2008
Posts: 16
Location: St. Johnjohn
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:30 pm |
|
|
|
|
jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:38 pm |
|
Thank you very much. Your work is very good. BW is extremely busy, so for the next snippets, we may be using you and BW. Thank you very much for your offer. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
|
|
|
YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:40 pm |
|
@john_johnson,
My my. You do excellent work too. That sounds totally authentic. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
x17 |
|
|
|
Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:48 pm |
|
|
|
|
Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:55 pm |
|
I gotta head home but if you want, here is an mp3 of Adamu's voice only if you want to add some noise. Not sure if there is enough time...I know the guys want to make the call tonight...but what you did was pretty damn good (i am definitely not an audio guy) so if you can whip something up, that would be great
http://members.419eater.com/~big_worm/adamu3.mp3
EDIT: One more thing I wanted to mention. The call I pulled these snippets from was recorded in split track while some of the other calls are mixed. If you guys have a way to continue recording calls with Adamu in split track, then that would be fantastic as you can iso all of his audio even if he is talking on top of you (which happens with every freaking lad it seems)
Please...next time you call Adamu...get him to say more things about Abeche...so you will have plenty of content to put together a call for ND to travel to Abeche |
_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
x9 (7 by the infamous Barry Melrose <---clicky)
x2
Benin City
Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
x3 x8 |
|
|
|
john_johnson
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 May 2008
Posts: 16
Location: St. Johnjohn
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:32 pm |
|
|
|
|
Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:16 pm |
|
Wow. That nearly makes me want to come to Abeche. a trunkbox of church cash might just tip it.
Great work |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
|
|
|
Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:54 pm |
|
That's fantastic work JJ
Defo some outstanding skills here on Eater, puts the war room to shame by a damn site |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
|
|
|
Wild Bill
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 1
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:07 pm |
|
Awesome job, guys.
I'm just a lurker, but I think you can get "triple bonus points" by keeping this going even after the gang meets in the cafe. Here's a wild idea.
Using your fake accounts, get them all to meet up at a specific time at the internet cafe. Let's say it's 11:00 a.m. Maybe have slightly different times for each group --- 11 for Adamu and the leg, and 12 noon for CZ and ND. Because Adamu and the leg get there first, and because they'll be waiting for an hour, they'll want to check their e-mail while they're waiting to see if CZ and ND had a problem.
Shortly before then, say 10:30 a.m., the Rev Physt** sends an urgent e-mail to the whole group, which is waiting for Adamu and the Leg when they arrive. Physt** has just learned that Hamdan hijacked everyone's e-mail accounts and has been sending them false e-mails in order to lure Adamu, the leg, ND and CZ to N'djamena (or Abeche or wherever you are leading them) so he can rob them. (Physt** learned all this because Hamdan accidently copied Physt** on an e-mail to some people Hamdan is working with.) Somehow Hamdan heard a rumor that TWAT had sent a WU to Adamu for $200,000, and Hamdan wants the money. Hamdan plans to hold CZ and ND hostage while Adamu and the Leg retrieve the money. Or something like that, because Physt** is unclear on the details of the plan. But Phystme warns them not to go to the Internet cafe, which is where Hamdan plans to attack them, or if they are there, they need to leave right away. They need to get out of N'djamena immediatley for their safety, because Hamdan is dangerous. Physt** has secured a car for them in Abeche (or some other nearby city) that will take them home, but the driver is unwilling to go to N'Djamena because Hamdan is there and he's so dangerous. So if they can get to Abeche, he has a ride for them. (And maybe he was able to MG the $200,000 to the driver, so they can take that too.)
Under this scenario, the magic meeting at the Internet cafe might not happen, but they'll meet somewhere, and be very disappointed, and now you might have four lads wandering around Chad looking for $200,000 that isn't coming. How cool would that be?
I'm sure you're creative enough to keep it going, one way or another.
Great work! |
|
|
|
|
Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
|
Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:25 pm |
|
I just had a glance at the Australian Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade travel advisories for Chad... and found this:
Quote: |
The security situation throughout the country, including in the capital N'Djamena, is unstable and could deteriorate further without notice. Violent civil unrest and armed conflict between the army and rebel groups has occurred throughout the country and there could be further serious clashes. In early February 2008, there was heavy fighting involving tank, helicopter and machinegun fire in and around N'Djamena.
Curfews may be imposed in the capital and the provinces. You should check curfew times with authorities and abide by them.
Targeted attacks on humanitarian assistance workers by bandits and armed militias in the Chad/Sudan border region have also increased.
All travel outside of N'Djamena requires a travel permit issued by the Ministry of Interior. |
That last bit has me interested. Did our Lads apply for permits - or is that only for certain foreigners? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
|
|
|
KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
|
Posted:
Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:16 am |
|
The phone call that john_johnson made does have more realistic static noise in it, but I think it might be too much. You have to realize that the phone quality when calling to Nigeria really is bad, so having fake static on top of the real static is probably going to make it impossible for the lad to understand even one word of the recording. The one that BW made is much more clear and much more likely to get the point across once it is actually played over the phone.
One other thing that I wanted to bring up. You should try to make sure that ND brings enough money so that he will be able to pay for a ride from Ndjamena to Abeche, because he probably won't do what Adamu did and sit around the bus park for a week until he can hitch a ride for free. The tricky part will be getting him to bring just enough money so that he will not be able to afford a ride back. You may want to do some stringent calculations to figure out what the best amount of money would be for him to bring, and then drill him with instructions to not bring any more or any less of that amount. |
_________________ "I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
x10 |
|
|
|
capricio
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 95
|
Posted:
Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:52 am |
|
I wouldn't fret over getting anything too fancy in the voice messages like city locations, etc. If you can just convey "everything is fine, I'll send email". Then you can go wild again using email... explain how bad/limited the phones are, blah blah... all he wanted was some sort of validation over the telephone that everything in the emails up to now is legit. |
|
|
|
|
Hashi
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 28
|
Posted:
Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:30 am |
|
This is gonna be good!
What's the go with NZ is he going to be coming along for the ride with ND? Maybe get Adamu to insist he come along to help with the money etc. This will mean that there will be 1 less back in Nigeria to bail them out and it seems the others close to them arent too sabi about email etc to help them out. 3 for the price of one in the rainy season is priceless! |
|
|
|
|
Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
|
Posted:
Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:37 am |
|
I think the key in the phone call is just for ND to hear Adamu's voice. That will reassure him. So for that, as Keysersose says, the original recording might be the best. John_Johnson's is brilliantly made but harder to make out Adamu's voice. Once ND is satisfied that it's not a set up, he'll be packing his bags for a great holiday. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
|
|
|
|
|