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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
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Location: On a desert safari.
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:39 pm |
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I just got this funny response from a mass phone bait:
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My Dear P4ul M0yo,
I be calling your telephone number science morning bout it was in asking machine please remove it, to enable me to get in torch will you or send me and email will the infarction I requested, but if your not interested to help me please tell me now.Please send me your direct telephone number I will call you and your Bank details,address with your name to enable me advice the Bank on the mode of payment to your desire.
Best regards,
Dr. Willi4m Ad4ms
(Treasury Controller NNPC) |
I guess "asking machines" are not yet very good at conveying the "infarction". |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
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Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:44 pm |
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The lad want's a heart attack but you won't help him??? |
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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Dutch
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Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:55 pm |
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..And he wants to be cremated afterwards:
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| me to get in torch |
There must be a way to help him out ... |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:08 pm |
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@ Doc: I didn't understand your post until I googled the term "infarction". You're right on, it's deadly serious:
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| "Infarction is a medical condition in which tissue dies because the arterial blood supply is blocked. It is usually the end product of ischemia, or lowered blood supply. Infarction is most often seen with the word "myocardial," indicating a heart attack. This kind of infarction occurs when one of the main cardiac arteries is blocked. When this happens, a person will often need heart bypass surgery." |
I'm not sure how he thinks the "asking" machine can help him. Maybe I need to encourage him to keep calling until it asks the right question.
BTW Doc, as you can tell I'm not finished with Blondie. He still owes me. |
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"My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:42 pm |
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I am certain you would be more than happy to help a lad have a heart attack,and cremate the remains if needed 
Wasn't Blondie the originator of the Coffin Box scam? |
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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:59 pm |
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Be sure to explain to him that it is very rude in your tradition to call someone's asking machine and hang up without leaving a massage.  |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
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Location: On a desert safari.
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:11 am |
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If he actually means an "axing machine" that would explain the "infarction". The "infarction" of a bodily member is a done deal whenever it has been "axed".
Now to get the mugus to stick their heads into axing machines! 
@ Doc:
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| Wasn't Blondie the originator of the Coffin Box scam? |
Yes, and the empty pistol ploy and the "tippie toes" trick.  There's nothing good about him, he's a dirty S.O.B.!!! |
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"My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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