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Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

This is great news JoJo Very Happy

Guess they completely out of cash. And Stinky's brother has moleria, it looks like. Great work bow_down

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:03 pm

jojobean wrote:

We have a good surprise coming up shortly. YW will post it. We feel that there is an end to this bait in site, so we want to go out with a bang.

Well, I am not sure if that pun was intended or not, but either way please read the warning below.

WARNING
If you already think that we have gone too far with these lads, you will NOT want to read the following. Do yourself a favor, and do something else for a while.

OK. You have been warned so don't start complaining.

Since we totally control the communications with all of the lads, and especially with Smelly and his brother, we thought that it was time to add insult to injury. It would seem that in Adamu's absence, his mother has fallen on some hard times. CZ, one of Adamu's friends, receives an email from another lad (fake of course) and forwards it to Adamu. The email is about Adamu's mother.

Quote:

broda dis news wetin i don dey receive regards 2 okey monther u nor dey want to hear me relate bcos na wahala e surely cause between us. Well it remains ur like my own broda so i need 2 urgently make una sabi that three different guy they inform me na okey mother dey hussle with pussy now. Abeg nor be vex na truth i dey tell u sha. Pls no dulling u need to talk to her regards 2 dis hussle with pussy bcos them my guys don swear she tell am no money no pussy. Emeka already fuck this okey mother like 4 time now. i sabi well well this report it disturbs so abeg nor dey blame the messenger bcos u need to hear it from a friend bcos wey else u don dey believe?

I would love to be to take credit for this masterpiece of lad-speak but I cannot. I asked Frodo for help with this.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:11 pm

In the absence of a "roll on the floor until I can't breath for laughing" emoticon

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:11 pm

Quote:

they were trying to get to Ndjamena

Why in the hell would they be trying to go to Ndjamena. Thats like vacationing in the same place year after year. Do they think that the locals will be hosting a big homecoming party for them at the bus stop?
For crissake - they could get streded there. It's happened before! Laughing

And it's still one helluva long way from there to home.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:16 pm

If Stinky now has a full nervous breakdown before the "burn" then "Leg the Lame" will have to take over, malaria and all.
You have brought these guys down!!! happy crowd

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:22 pm

YeaWhatever wrote:

I would love to be to take credit for this masterpiece of lad-speak but I cannot. I asked Frodo for help with this.

I can't figure out a single word of this.

Could somebody translate?

And by the way, even if they figure out that TWAT is a hoax, I think at this point they would have a difficult time getting back to Nigeria.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:22 pm

I presume that is the logical stop before getting back to Nigeria.

I forgot to mention... when talking to him, he said he was "stredded". Yes, he said it exactly the same. Twisted Evil

Brilliant work Frodo.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:31 pm

Jojo and Frodo, this is funny funny shit! You guys take the cake for twisting the knife in these mugus in creative ways.

@morbiczer, the fast translation: Adamu's mom is now gainfully employed as a prostitute.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:33 pm

That's a big bang alright !

@morbiczer : Seems Okey mama don gettin nw job wrkin da toto ..

Edit to add: .. Okey's mother has been playing the whore in Okey's absence.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:36 pm

Perhaps she is hustling to help pay for her boys to return home? Razz

I love the fact that Adamu is pissed at Dover, that is great stuff!

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:38 pm

Oh dear god. Oh crap. His mind is circling the drain at this point.

Quote:

no money, no pussy

if anything it'd be better if she'd (reportedly) died.

Perhaps not mention this if you do burn him, an added insult will be him going home (eventually) and berating his mother for "hustle with pussy" when she hasn't done anything. I imagine she'll give him a proper hiding.

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Hahahahaha - I would love it if there was a webcam in the only cafe in Hospital Road - Imagine he is begging for money to pick up his email expecting good news about the payment and finds out instead his mum has turned to prostitution - his family are giving him no end of problems Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:59 pm

morbiczer wrote:

I can't figure out a single word of this.

Could somebody translate?

Basically, in short, it says this (correct me if I am wrong- my lad speak is not great):

I've got some news about Oky's (Adamu's) mother. You are close to me, so I tell you. Three guys told me that Okey's mom is a whore now. She is selling her body- no money, no pu$$y. Emeka (random name) already screwed Oky's mom. This is distrubing. Don't kill the messenger please. You need to hear it from me, a friend, because everyone else already knows. Can you believe this?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 May 2008 Posts: 40

Honest to God. Why doesn't a movie producer see the GOLD in this?? Mind you, we do need to keep this quiet from the lads. All of you guys are genius.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:02 pm

Nailgunner wrote:

if anything it'd be better if she'd (reportedly) died.

She will die, while working. Twisted Evil

You know, an occupational hazard. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:20 pm

carpenter wrote:

Honest to God. Why doesn't a movie producer see the GOLD in this?? Mind you, we do need to keep this quiet from the lads. All of you guys are genius.

We ought to start voting for the actors. My vote would be:

Stinky Boi: Martin Lawrence
The Leg: Forest Whitaker
The Hand: Wesley Snipes

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 May 2008 Posts: 40

We ought to start voting for the actors. My vote would be:

Stinky Boi: Martin Lawrence
The Leg: Forest Whitaker
The Hand: Wesley Snipes[/quote]

HAHA, we have to get Dave Chappelle in there somewhere!

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:23 pm

Any word from ND as to his getting in on this non inclusive holiday to an exotic locale? Razz

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:29 pm

Yes, mom will eventually die at some point and her body will be discovered in a dumpster somewhere. Prof came up with the idea of killing off mom a couple of weeks ago but we've been sitting on the idea, just waiting for the right moment. Now that they don't even have money to check emails anymore, now seems like as good a time as any.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:38 pm

Quote:

We ought to start voting for the actors. My vote would be:

Stinky Boi: Martin Lawrence
The Leg: Forest Whitaker
The Hand: Wesley Snipes

Why not, we already have a poster for the movie!

Rev Dover: Gene Simmons
Rev Phy5tme: Rev Jeromy Wright (Guest Appearance)

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:41 pm

You are, without a doubt, an unimaginable bastard pig. *grins! hugs!*

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:45 pm

I had guessed you guys would go have gone a more slow-and-believable route -- "mom got sick several weeks ago, and she's not getting better. The doctors found a large lump on her neck, but they don't have money to go to the doctor to see if it's cancerous. Can they please wire money home for her to go to the doctor? Her cough is getting worse (she's started coughing up blood), and she's not eating much anymore."

Just something to really turn the screws and make them have pressure to NEED to follow through on Dover and getting the money from him. We don't know the state of their real mom, and if she's already very old or sick, I have doubts as to how much the "mom is now a prostitute" line could be an effectively believable story.

But hey, this is safari baiting, and if these boys weren't already willing to believe the unbelievable, then they wouldn't have gone this far on safari, would they? You guys have been amazing with getting them to believe some crazy lines in the past, so if I have no reason to have doubted you before, I suppose I have every reason to trust that y'all know what you're doing now. I'm very curious to see how this story goes over, and how well it "takes".

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:51 pm

Yes, it is unbelievable. But, the thing is, at this point, who cares? What will they do, pack their stuff and leave? Maybe they quit emailing Dover. They only email ND. WELL, that's us. So, they are still emailing us. No biggie.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:53 pm

carpenter wrote:

HAHA, we have to get Dave Chappelle in there somewhere!

As "The Hand"?
http://butterknuckle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/_dave_chappelle_as_prince.jpg

Maybe so, but I still have to go with Wesley Snipes' direct approach to conflict resolution. I could just picture him beating the living snot out of Martin Lawrence. Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

I would go with a more realistic situation with Stinky's mom. Maybe Aunty can turn to the oldest profession. Laughing

This has to go out today Smile

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