Salvation by Stamp

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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:06 pm

Yes, immediately upon receipt of this wonderful letter I knew it had to be a scam, televangelist style. This envelope was crammed with crud and twisted scripture. I figured it might be interesting to share the 'good word' with you all for nothing more than amusement purposes, as I have not quite figured out a way to bait these guys. Salvation at a clicky

Oh darn, I opened that sealed letter before mailing back their paper prayer rug. Wonder what that will do to me? Very Happy

Will I have to pay into a lottery rather than winning a lump some of cash? Boy, the imagination stirs!

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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:44 am

Yeah, I've gotten this same stuff too.

Nice of them to provide a POSTAGE PAID ENVELOPE. I write "remove from mailing list" and stuff everything in it, and mail it back to them.

I wonder how many times they will pay postage before getting the message? Smile

The morons even sent me a second letter with two real US pennies on it. With another postage paid envelope.

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:58 pm

Ohh.... goofy St. Matthews. I never got any mailings from them, but I've read about them on the WWW. Cracks me up.

But, it's sad. People have gone bankrupt sending these scammers money. It's disgusting. People have sent this guy Ewing their welfare checks, food stamps, Social Security checks, inheritances, life savings, etc. because they get a photocopied letter with a picture that's obviously from the 1970s (and looks like something from one of those ads in the back of tabloid papers) and a piece of cardboard. Or a piece of plastic. Or whatever.

Evil or Very Mad

Oh... yeah... since you didn't send in the 2nd page or rug or whatever as requested, the EVIL UNDERPANTS GNOMES OF SATAN will STEAL YOUR NUDE BABY PICTURES and post them on the Internet for all to see FOR ALL ETERNITY! That, and they'll steal your underpants. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:08 pm

I got it too Laughing

I do what Bobcat does.....but also stuff other unsolicited mail into the envelope before sending it back.

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:20 pm

toade wrote:

Oh... yeah... since you didn't send in the 2nd page or rug or whatever as requested, the EVIL UNDERPANTS GNOMES OF SATAN will STEAL YOUR NUDE BABY PICTURES and post them on the Internet for all to see FOR ALL ETERNITY! That, and they'll steal your underpants. Twisted Evil

Oh no! I better keep hold of my underpants! Cause this is the second time I haven't sent the letter back! Rolling Eyes

Darn it, why didn't I pick up the Egyptian Book of the Dead at Barnes and Noble the other day. Could have been fun to send some copies of some of that for giggles! Twisted Evil

Or is that not being a good little Christian like I'm supposed to? LOL!!!