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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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BRUIN
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Thu May 29, 2008 9:38 pm |
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I like the idea of a kidnapped (or, perhaps, camelnapped) Scooby, with the distraught Rev. Dover paying ransom to Hamdan. Talk about a dollachop!
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Corona
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Thu May 29, 2008 10:57 pm |
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onatrek
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2006
Posts: 237
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Fri May 30, 2008 2:45 am |
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When you "lure" the real ND on to Abeche from his first "stop", could you have one of your fakes tell the real ND that they are in an area on the farther outskirts of town compared to near the internet cafe?
If you can get ND there but not find his friends quite as quickly, ND will have to stay longer than he might otherwise, and they won't realize something's amiss as soon. And they'll all be even more frustrated.
The real ND having to put some effort and frustration into finding them...ticking him off at them for not being where the real guys "supposedly" said they were were would make him additionally grumpy at it all.
Your boys will be ticked at ND when he comes with nothing for them anyway...but if you get ND even more ticked that he spent time looking for them, after coming all this way and them being "in the wrong place"...then both sides are going to b e angry.
ND will surely wind up at the cafe on his when he can't find the guys since there's only one cafe and when he can't find them he'll go to email and get there as it is...but it seems this could postpone that a bit more.
Or at the same time as ND is to arrive, get your guys to go to the far edge of town or something to meet the trick-loving camel, etc...then when the caravan doesn't show, they'll wind up at the cafe even more ticked than they are already, as well...
ND will have waited even longer, your guys are extra cranky, and you still get the great unexpected (by your boys) reunion. Just after more days and more effort on both parts. |
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ezilja.fallut
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Fri May 30, 2008 3:27 am |
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You control all communication from adamu to ND and CZ. You also control All communcation from ND and CZ to adamu.
There is one piece missing. Getting all communication between ND and CZ under your tender loving care.
Perhaps trying to email CZ saying you're ND now and emailing ND saying you are CZ now? |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
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Fri May 30, 2008 3:30 am |
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^^^That's what I was thinking of, once ND is safely on his way, if he isn't already. |
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ezilja.fallut
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Fri May 30, 2008 3:34 am |
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You would only have to forward their early emails then get them calling voicemail boxes instead of each other...pretty soon its make beileve land again..
Maybe even get CZ to join in on the three's fortune!
Would that be like getting a hat trick in hockey? |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
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Fri May 30, 2008 4:10 am |
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CZF wrote: |
he called me stupid boi and leave. what do i do? |
I wonder if you can turn Adumbmu into an agony aunt in the meantime? |
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Super Model
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Joined: 26 Jun 2007
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Fri May 30, 2008 11:08 am |
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Hi Everyone I have never had such a great time reading through this bait! JoJo, YW, PF you are awesome!
A few thoughts: ND - is it good for him to come. After all, he will be able to get Stinkyboi and the Leg out from their vacation spot ? Of course there will some butt kicking before anything from ND and Stinkyboi, but at the end of the day, ND would help them get out.
And if ND is going to show up, maybe give him a location where, but make sure he will have to look a internet cafe to check for emails and uess who he will see when he enters the place? The look in Stinkyboys' eyes - priceless |
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Nigeria
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Joined: 14 Apr 2008
Posts: 15
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Fri May 30, 2008 11:35 am |
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What about trying to get ND and CZ into Sudan since Adamu is such a useless lazy git. This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time!! |
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jojobean
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Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Fri May 30, 2008 12:36 pm |
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Kent wrote: |
Could Dover be a dead man riding?
Or maybe kill off Scooby and leave Dover stranded? |
Yes, this is possible. We were thinking his caravan got SOOOO sick of him whining, they left him in the desert. Ooops, he is stredded.
MiniMe- great to see you back. |
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YeaWhatever
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Fri May 30, 2008 1:23 pm |
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All seems to be very quiet so far today. None of the lads have even checked their emails today yet. I hate when that happens. The last bunch of emails that were sent to all of them should produce fantastic replies. I hate having to wait so darn long to read them. |
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MrHouse
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Joined: 30 May 2008
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Fri May 30, 2008 1:23 pm |
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As a lurker, I thought I'd finally setup an account and post...
...firstly brilliant thread.
Now I think that Ben should have a problem with his camels due to an infection with their camel toes and he has had them taken away to the vets so he is now on foot, which will take longer.
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
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Fri May 30, 2008 1:35 pm |
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^^ Welcome to Eater, MrHouse! Nice camel pics.
ezilja wrote: |
Perhaps trying to email CZ saying you're ND now and emailing ND saying you are CZ now? |
We can't really do this. Based on what we're observing, it appears that these two are actually brothers. At the very least, we know that they live in the same area, and communicate pretty frequently, so it's too risky for a couple of reasons. The writing style alone might tip them off, but certainly if they're talking on the phone or in person, and one of them mentions "that e-mail you sent yesterday" to the other, the jig is up. Luckily, for now, we have no need whatsoever to have them be isolated from each other. |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
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Fri May 30, 2008 2:54 pm |
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^^^
Thats why I said you need to forward their emails for a while without changing them to build up their "good faith and trust" in the new account. Then you can sneak in a few false mails about new phone numers which are just K7's. also if ND is heading to Chad they wont have that person to person communication.
As for writing styles...If they wern't tipped off about stinky whining about lower chad and the driver then suddenly becoming happy and in good fortune. why would they notice something so subtle as writing styles. I mean you're all obviously good enough not to let something that stop you.
"Hmm ND never said "i love you in a man kind of way" before.." |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri May 30, 2008 3:17 pm |
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Super Model wrote: |
A few thoughts: ND - is it good for him to come. After all, he will be able to get Stinkyboi and the Leg out from their vacation spot ? |
I believe that the guys would make every effort to make sure ND comes with just enough money to get out there. I mean, Adumbo has over 300K so there is plenty to get back, right?
ezilja.fallut wrote: |
Thats why I said you need to forward their emails for a while without changing them to build up their "good faith and trust" in the new account. Then you can sneak in a few false mails about new phone numers which are just K7's. |
Honestly, that would be a bit careless to do and would end ND's trip to Abeche quite quickly. ND and CZ are too close to pull that off. I know YW, JJ, and PSS are greedy phucks, but they are not going to jeopardize everything that has happened up to this point. Every move they have made so far has been extremely calculated. But, I could see a possibility of CZ making a trip once ND is in Abeche and stranded with Adumbo and Peg Leg. |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
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Fri May 30, 2008 3:51 pm |
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Well they would really only jepordize ND and CZ. Stinkyboi and peggy are cut off completely no matter what tweedle dee and tweedle dum find out.
Plus if they censor the emails a little bit and change them to sound great. gradually I think they could pull it off and it would get CZ out there. Obviously we won't have a golden egg like that laid by Stinkyboi in getting their addresses, but doesn't mean we can't fake our own. |
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ezilja.fallut
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Fri May 30, 2008 4:04 pm |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Fri May 30, 2008 4:27 pm |
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Have you had any thoughts about this mysterious 'Aunty'?
Reading through the e-mails that mention her, she seems to have some sort of power position, I'm sure that Stinky has been telling his mates in the past to go see 'Aunty' as though she is a cut above your average lad.
The dangers of course would be that the lad's are used to her e-mail writing style. You mentioned above, somewhere, or someone else did, about 'Aunty' not being too pleased, if the fake ND talks about her displeasure in the third person you wouldn't have to quote her directly, but for helping the gruesome twosome she might well be wanting a cut of their profits.
Q : How to find out about 'Aunty'
Q : How much pressure could she put on Stinky and Leg?
And finally, the weather forecast for Abeche for the weekend ;
Saturday is looking like it'll be nice and sunny, highs of 102F dropping to a chilly 68F overnight.
Sunday, showers mixed with sunny spells, 97F the expected high, 72F the low.
Outlook for the following 48 hours : mostly sunny with highs of 100F Monday and Tuesday. 64F and 68F at night.
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
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Fri May 30, 2008 4:27 pm |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
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Fri May 30, 2008 4:30 pm |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
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Fri May 30, 2008 4:37 pm |
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But the rain would give Dover a chance to catch the local sport
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
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Fri May 30, 2008 4:37 pm |
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The latest version of Googleearth appears to have the weather reports, radar and cloud cover options working, (down the bottom in 'layers') takes a while to load up. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
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Fri May 30, 2008 4:37 pm |
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Adamu has been told by CZ that Aunty is mad at him for doing a job on a UN maga. |
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P T Barnum
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Apr 2008
Posts: 25
Location: Canada
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Sat May 31, 2008 4:17 am |
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Look folks reach back just a little bit in your family tree.I am a 100% here certain his aunty is a woman,there ain't any other code words here.
I for one have a crooked Aunty always just this OTHER side of the law.From my limited probing of random and people i know most come up with a crooked Aunty for real somewhere close to them,possibly real close .
This could get real real exciting if taken in the right direction.
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CrazyCanuck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 98
Location: Canada
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Sat May 31, 2008 5:58 am |
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Here is poor Scooby after that heartless bloody Dover finishes with him! |
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