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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon May 26, 2008 5:26 pm |
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...So here you are. My apologies to Avril Lavigne, and to anyone reading this.
Baiter Boi
He was a lad
I liked to bait
Can I make it any more obvious?
He liked to scam
I liked to play
What more can I say?
He lied through his teeth
I’d never tell
That I knew that he was no banker quite well
All of my friends
Stuck up their nose
And we made fun of his fractured prose.
I was a baiter boy, I said, “See ya later, boi
You know I’m way too smart for you”
He thought he was so great, knew nothing ‘bout the bait
He needed to come back down to earth.
Five months from now he sits in the café
Hitting the keyboard, looking for prey
He surfs the net, and guess what he sees?
Baiter Boy makin’ fun of his pleas.
He shows all his friends
The news hits ‘em hard
‘Cause they’ve got eight TWATs standing in their backyard
I was a baiter boy, I said, “See ya later, boi
You know I’m way too smart for you”
He thought he was so great, till he heard ‘bout the bait
And I’m near out of breath with mirth. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon May 26, 2008 9:19 pm |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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chevyk10darlin
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 04 Mar 2008
Posts: 318
Location: Texas baby!
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Tue May 27, 2008 2:22 am |
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baiter_boi
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Mar 2008
Posts: 100
Location: Inside The Lad's Heads
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Tue May 27, 2008 7:22 pm |
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Woohoooo I have my own theme tune now |
_________________ <i><b>you this degenerate igbo imbecile that cant even speak simple and correct english</b></i>
gibson wales
<i><b>your mother was raped by a gang of imbecile and gave birth to a degenerate mother f****r like you<b></i>
New to 419? Sign up for a mentor |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Tue May 27, 2008 7:25 pm |
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Go ahead and call me stoopid , but I dont know who Avril Lavigne is. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Tue May 27, 2008 7:52 pm |
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She's the lady who wrote "Skater Boi". |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Tue May 27, 2008 8:28 pm |
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Oh that makes it a lot clearer... then again no it doesnt ...Im hope less. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Tue May 27, 2008 8:32 pm |
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Eh, it's a parody. Read the lyrics, and you'll get it. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Slootie
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 182
Location: Deep in the heart of Tecksus
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Tue May 27, 2008 8:46 pm |
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I just Googled "Sk8er Boi youtube" and watched the video.
Nice job, CY!!! I like your lyrics much better than the original. |
_________________ Thank you Annie Oakley for assuring me that we both can trust one another and have a successful business partnership. - J0hn Kennedy aka James Kennedy aka James R0bin aka Peter Ch0i
Mr Frank i want you to know that you are not God and the way you do things i dont like it.because you have been fooling me around and causing me more pains. - Juliet
OKIJA SHRINE IS LOOKING FOR YOU. I HOPE OKIJA WILL GET YOU SOON. - Alex |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Tue May 27, 2008 10:31 pm |
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Bravo |
_________________ x8 x49 x5 x6 x3 x3 x10 x4 x2 x2 x4 x2
x7 a few
Click Here for Free Wigs !
i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Fri May 30, 2008 8:26 am |
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For those more into classic rock I offer this.
I started it as a n00b but never finished it, until now. Sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California"
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In the dark on my puter
Scam email with a plea
Wan Quin offering millions
Guaranteed risky free
So I searched it on google
I saw a scam fighting site
I read that board until my sight grew dim
I laughed my ass off all night
The Mods said at the gateway
Bid your free time farewell
And I was thinking to myself
This baiters' Heaven could be eyestrain Hell
Then I started my first bait
Cherrie showed me the way
Older members in the forum's rooms
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Forum at the Eater
It’s a baiters' place
An addictive place (background)
For a mugu chase
Plenty of room in the Forum at the Eater
Any time of year
Damn Mod stole my beer (background)
SP's posting here
My pet is Mariam twisted
She wants a Mercedes Benz
She's got a lot of asshole barristers
That she calls friends
How they dance in the email
Net cafe sweats
They play for the money
We play for death threats
Then I said to Mod Meyer
Help me kill a fake site
He laughed;
I like your killer spirit here
N00b killer joins the fight
And still the fora are calling from far away
Reading up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the Forum at the Eater
It’s a baiters' place
An addictive place (background)
For a mugu chase
Plenty of room in the Forum at the Eater
Any time of year
Damn Mod stole my beer (background)
SP's posting here
Members are now online
Lotta Pimms on ice
And they say
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the Eater fora
We gather for the feast
We poke lads with our pointy sticks
Special TWATs Safari East…
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the life I had before
Relax said the night Mod
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave…. |
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_________________ x2 x24 x7 x5 x5 x96 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x3 x3 x2 x2 (in a team effort)
ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
Naked Mod pics!
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Fri May 30, 2008 8:33 am |
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HAAHAHAHA. That's really good, faith. A little corny, but good. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Fri May 30, 2008 9:06 am |
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Love it
Weird Al's cover (addicted to spuds) of Rob Palmer's Addicted to love was playing in the next room when I read the lyrics and it all worked fine for me.
I will admit that I have been running a very high fever on and off over the last 4 days combined with the drugs that I'm sure do as much good as stop me sleeping maybe I've lost the plot. |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Fri May 30, 2008 6:22 pm |
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ROTFL! Classic! And as newbie I can identify with all that! |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri May 30, 2008 8:31 pm |
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Both are very good! Great stuff. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:50 am |
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Im thinking of making a satire on the mugu anthem "I go chop your dollar". So far ive come up with "I go get a jobba, I get off my arse and go worka..." What would happen if Mugus found out about such a song? |
_________________ "FURK YOU ASO, MONTHER FURKER TO HELL WITH YOU AND YOUR FURKING DOLLAR MAD MAN." J0y C4mara (ASEM a.k.a. J0y Cumm1ng5) |
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vaultdweller
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2008
Posts: 211
Location: Vault 69
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:12 am |
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Bad boi's bad boi's
Whatcha gunna do when eater comes for you |
_________________ I have written Han because at Russian people so name beloveds. This word is meant by the leader. Also associates with force, courage, riches. Han this historical name of the man. Now I cannot write the big letter as I do not have money to the Internet. - N@t@ly@
'you most be a fool mother f*****' 'am not in a good mud now' 'i dont need can of man like you' -b3cky t|mmy
''lol ur my kid of huy will like too f*** u till u come - luvdoc
'yahoozeeeeeeeeeeeee' : secret word FOR SCAMMERS ONLY! |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:48 am |
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SF that was AWESOME! |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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FireWyrm
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jun 2007
Posts: 213
Location: Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:44 pm |
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I love both of them but I would love them even better if we could get a mugu to sing them....
challenge anyone? |
_________________ Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
"SCHOOLS FOR THE DEAF/DUMPS" - Frank
"I will not live long since my ailment has defiled all forms of medical treatment" - Victoria
PLEASE IGNORE ANY FURTHER MESSAGE FROM CHARLES OR WHATEVER FOR GOODNESS SAKE.!!! - FRANK AGAIN
so how do you want me to beat trust in you now??? (I think I've annoyed him - Frank again)
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:59 pm |
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I can't truly compete with SlayerFaith but FWIW here's my effort to the tune of Devo's Whipit...
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Bait that Lad
Drive his Oga mad
Go for the chop
Till he begs you to stop
I say bait him
Bait him good
When a scammer comes your way
You must bait him
Drive him mad by night and day
You must bait him
Whatever he might say
You must bait him
Now send him
Off to Chad
Make him starve
Make him sad
Ask for trophies
All absurd
Drive him witless
And that’s the way
To bait him
Bait him good
When a scammer comes around
You must bait him
Let Alan close him down
That’s why you bait him
A Lad becomes a clown
Come on let’s bait him
I say bait him
Bait him good
Now send him
Off to Chad
Make him starve
Make him sad
Ask for trophies
All absurd
Drive him witless
And that’s the way
To send him
Off to Chad
Make him starve
Make him sad
Ask for trophies
All absurd
Drive him witless
And that’s the way
To bait him
Bait him good |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:10 pm |
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