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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:43 pm

I got this gem from another lad who got my mass mail for our beloved church.

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Is that all,why don't you go there(Nigeria) your self to have it done,is that not what you a so called missionary is suppoosed to do.

Stupid asshole,you need to be schooled,as your stupid waste of time scam won't work.Why don't you meet your other fools,on your stupid blog sites or whatever, to teach you new skills,you can do that on 419 eater Laughing

or scam baiting sites.You need more lessons.Dont write back ok,I hate fools like you.

Lest I forget,you can open shop in Texas for example,your incest churches,and other illegal activities and crimes taking place over there,why don't you evangalise there,you could also do a good job in Iraq,as I am aware Nigeria,has better missions,and they do not require assistance from criminals like you.

After you read this you will die.

No worries, I'll just turn around and try another and different bait from another site.

I have been getting a few more angry refusals lately. Crying or Very sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Why don't you post the original email in the surplus forums site and let the rest of us have a go at him as well? Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:47 pm

I don't have the original email because it was done as a mass bait using emails I harvested from the repository. I send out 100-200 "replies" a day.

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:49 pm

Google his email and I'm sure you'll find his original scam. Wink

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:56 pm

Can't forget this gem either:

John Abalade <[email protected]>

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Brother William,

I have gone trough the form and I have confirmed that you, your head reverened, your mother, your grand mother and your generation unborn are all real TWATS. U ARE D BIGGEST OF ALL THE TWATS. ALL HAIL U FOR TWATISM.

KISS MY BLACK ASS. I FCK UR MUM.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 2:05 pm

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U ARE D BIGGEST OF ALL THE TWATS. ALL HAIL U FOR TWATISM.

Nice siggy line!! hahaha.

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:23 pm

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Subject:419 STOP THIS OK
STOP THIS GAME WITH CHURCH OF CHRIST LOOK FOR NEW GAME OK OR YOU WILL GET YOU WANT OK BIG 419

Font size was about 1 million^^ Laughing

Then I try to convince another one that we are real:

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You are a big fool by playing with the name and work of God.You will lavish in hell fire.

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I still maintain my word that you are a big fool.If at all you know how to pray then pray for yourself so that God will forgive you.

You site is for what?Did you check it well before sending it out - .www. - linky-t/

May God forgive you

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Pray for yourself and ask others to pray for you because you need prayers.

And then, it´s our friend Dan the lotto man : Very Happy

(the usual mixture of impatience and lazyness at the end, but trying won´t hurt)

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Ok i am interested so what can i do next.

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i can do that i have checked the website too.

so whats next??

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Yes,i am a very strong christian and i believe that God can do it for me,i believe in God.

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Yes i can spread the work of God,but i am not in italy,i am in Nigeria.

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:24 pm

^^^Makes me wonder if he's been "streded" before in "hash" conditions?

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:37 pm

I hate to see these words spread about our church. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:40 pm

We just need to make it so it can't be googled any more.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

edit - wtf? I somehow double posted. Carry on. Razz

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Oh good lord, not Dan the lotto man! He supposedly turned himself in to the police!

By the way, Interpol now has a $1M USD bounty on his head, dead or alive.

Can I ask you what name he gave to you? If it's Dan Danino your church can check Interpol (standard procedure for new members) and you'll find out that he is considered a dangerous terrorist, and #1 on the Interpol Most Wanted list.

I've got to wonder about the integrity of a church that would take Dan. Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 7:47 pm

Yep, DD, hence my "Italy"-reference because of his "yahoo.it".
The idea is good because somehow I have the slight ipression that Dan is not exactly the kind of man who would ever only lift a tiny small spade of sand at the beach, let alone...

I sent him this, which is the explanation i wrote why we need that monument (the website was down for a couple of days), still awaiting Dan´s answer, if you were Dan, wouldn´t you just leave the cafe and order some caterpillars of sand and hire the rest of the rotten yahoo boys in the Benin City cafes? Very Happy

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Dear xxxxxx, my brother in Christ,

Sorry for the delay in my answer. As you may be aware, we are currently removing to a larger server so I have some trouble regarding the reprogramming of my website. It´s a shame, I have to be in this office, I wish I could act for the Lord like I had done when i was young and poor and willing to spread the Word of the Lord. With a friend and nothing more than prayers to support me, I was able to show my sincerity with erecting the monument of faith in my home town, Berlin. Thi sconvinved the fathers to accept me, to send me their donation with which I have been doing much social and charity work around Germany and Eastern Europe.

You need to erect a monument of faith. Do you know how it looks like?

I could send you the printed manual if you need it because the website is still not running properly.

You don´t need much more other than a free place to erect the so called monument of faith and maybe a friend (like I had) to help you to fulfill this important task to become a member of the curch of the Wxxxxtower Axxxxx Txxxxt.

It can be done in a day or two, at most. You will have to build a pyramid, which as you know is the symbol of our church, and send me photographic proof or your preparations.

It consists of sand. When the Israelites had to stand their Exodus, we have been knowing that Moses led them through the Desert of Sand with nothing but the guidance of the Lord and his humble servant Moses.

You need only sand and a camera showing the results. It could be done still in May if you are feeling to do so, so that the Wxxxxxtower Axxxxx Txxxx will be able to send you a small starting donation of 10-30,000 dollars, depending on your commitment to the Wxxxxtower Axxxx Txxxxxx.

I will pray for you to become a valuable member doing a lot of charity work in your country.

Blessed be the Lord in the name of Jesus. Amen.

Not too good, but then, maybe not too bad either for an email writing during my lunch break Smile

Jayhawk, I will definitely use your idea only in case Dan should prove himself unwilling...which is bound to come ! Then we will find out that he is marked as a terrorist, shock!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Remember, there's a $1M reward, dead or alive. I'm sure the church could make good use of that money. What better way for Dan to serve the church than to let them get the $1M bounty by bringing the authorities his head on a pike.

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:33 pm

i received this one shortly after i proposed membership.

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 10:16 pm

Who can refuse some...? Well, the IBTC BANK can Laughing

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WE DONT NEED RUBISH MAIL AGAIN FROM YOU .
IBTC CHARTERED BANK an mich
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Dear friend,

How are you today and your entire family hope all is well?pls my dear do you whom you are writing this E-mail to, and will like you bear this in my mind that i cant not understand your story.

Let me tell you Mr. man, this is IBTC BANK if you dont know what you are doing stop writing to us we dont need this kind of rubish mail you are sending to us.

Thanks for your understand.

J .u

Yes? What then? I don´t understand. Tell me Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:03 am

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YOUR CHURCH IS A CULT YOU DO NOT WORSHIP CHIRST BUT BUILD THIGS THAT ARE BLASEHPMOUS .THINS FOUNDD IN EGYPT THIS ISN NOT WORSHIPING THE LORD AND I WILL HAVE NO PART IN HIS EGTPYTION CULT. You are just a very wicked cult member looking for a soul to deceive into hell.

Well, someone's seen something. Laughing

Here's his email if anyone wants to contact him: [email protected]

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:45 pm

And this is to let you all know that I have switched sides :lol

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Young man to start with you are not a pastor but a little scammer don't heat the church heat the don's out there ok ...

Finally, it´s Dr. Charles Soludo who impresses me :

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U NOW SAY NA SMALL THING DEVIL DEY TAKE PURNISH PERSON? ALL THE FORMAT WEY DEY 4 THIS LIFE NO DO YOU NA BELOEVED IN CHRIST GO GIVE U MONEY!! NA URSELF U DEY DO NO BE PERSON.

DIS 1 NA DOUBLE WAHALA. FRAUD AND BLASHPHEMY WHICH MEANS U RE USING THE NAME OF GOD IN VAIN!! READ UR BIBLE!!

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:23 pm

sir scam alot wrote:

We just need to make it so it can't be googled any more.

Or maybe another member can create the "real" T W A T church website denouncing the fake one...a little counter deception when they google for it, which one to believe...

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:12 am

If you do a google search on twat church the first two hits that come up direct you to this forum.

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