OOuh.. Might have some checks coming

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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 2:10 pm

... Compliments of Mr. G0mer. This is from an ASEM in which my character was sending out the WU info to Mr. G0mer. I got all sortts of twists out of it, but I think (hope) this lad aims to send me some checks:
LAD:

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Dear Roger Txxxxx,

Recall that in my last mail to you, I did tell you that I have not been informed by Mr. Gomer that your payment has been confirmed.

As I write to you now, the confirmation is yet to be received by my office. I know that this may be bad news to you but I have to let you know that complications like this do come up sometimes.

Until we are satisfied with Mr. Gomer's position on this matter, please you are advised to cease all forms of communication with him at the moment. He does not know about this, but you have to keep the information to yourself to enable us find our facts about the matter.

Furthermore, you are to forward to me, all the copies of your mails to Mr. Gomer (especially the ones in which you have the payment information). I need to receive these documents immediately.

In the meantime, I advise that you provide $2,000 to the following recipient, who now provides Mr. Gomer's services to us:

RECEIVER'S FIRST NAME: Peter
RECEIVER'S LAST NAME: Larry
RECEIVER'S ADDRESS: London

The remaining $1,000 will be provided by my office to take care of your inconviniences. I hope you appreciate my concern? At the time your $3,400 has been recovered from Mr. Gomer, it will be refunded to you immediately.

I expect to hear from you soonest.

Thank you.

Baiter:

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Look, I simply dont know what the hell you are talking about. Please
keep your office politics for yourself as they do not regard me, thank
you. As far as the fees that you speak of, it is really quite simple.
You take the money that I have sent, and you pay the fees. It's really
not complicated.

LAD:

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Dear Mr. Txxxxx,

I understand how you feel about the mix-up. But I assure you that the matter will soon be resolved between my office and Mr. Gomer.

I suggested the option of your providing $2,000 to enable us continue with the processing of your papers without delay. But I can see that you are not satisfied with that. The only way out now is for you to wait untill the matter is resolved. I shall be writing to inform you of the outcome soon.

Note that I did promise that the $3,400 that you sent in Mr. Gomer's name will be refunded as soon as the money is recovered.

Thank you.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 3:01 pm

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I know that this may be bad news to you but I have to let you know that complications like this do come up sometimes.

This cracked me up! $2,000 goes missing to Mr. Gomer, but it's merely a complication. And you get left holding the bag! Mr Gomer is always complicating things. Laughing

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 3:09 pm

^ Slaphappy (BTW that was my first choice as a baiter addy, but was taken by you - good choice!):

It just so happens that this particular vic character simply refuses to understand that there is a problem... The 3,400 sent will simply be used to pay the 2,000 fee... I mean, after all, they have received it or will recover it or whatever Razz

That should frustrate 'em properly Evil or Very Mad

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Sorry, still dont know what you are talking about. I dont care about
your mixups. Well, there is no need for a refund. Just do like I
said:You take the money that I have sent, and you pay the fees. It's
really not complicated.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

If it's the same I've been baiting, then he may start to wonder how many Mr.Gomers are out there chopping dollars.

Or he may start thinking that Mr.Gomer is sitting just behind him.

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