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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Fri May 23, 2008 4:32 pm |
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Imagine the horror of not being able to find any bacon bits for your pizza there in the land of the Muslims. Poor Rev. |
_________________ x4
It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Fri May 23, 2008 5:15 pm |
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Fanastic! Camels fully equiped with GPS and twat-nav - what every self respecting non existant minister needs!
@ jojobean - beautifully done! The leg just had to be hurt. It wouldn't have been the same if the reverand wasn't suffering every bit exactly as much as the poor lads! |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Fri May 23, 2008 5:22 pm |
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twat-nav |
Someone has to photoshop that! |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
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<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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DTGR
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2008
Posts: 68
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Fri May 23, 2008 6:25 pm |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Fri May 23, 2008 7:36 pm |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri May 23, 2008 7:40 pm |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Maybe they can use that to find their way to Al Fashir, Sudan. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri May 23, 2008 7:53 pm |
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No beer AND no bacon bits. Oh the inhumanity! |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri May 23, 2008 8:41 pm |
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It's going to be next to impossible to find a quality wine to go with that pizza, and that's assuming you can find an edible pizza somewhere in Al Fashir (which I'm assuming you can't). I hope these boys realize the extra efforts you are going through for them.
Look, pizzas require tomato sauce prepared from fresh tomatoes. Do they grow tomatoes in Al Fashir? I bet they use a canned sauce, which really dimishes the taste of the pizza. Do they use real cheese or processed cheese food? I bet it's the latter. I'd also bet that fresh anchovies are IMPOSSIBLE to get in that god forsaken place. So you've got a pizza with canned tomato sauce, cheese food and previously frozen anchovies. I guess you MIGHT be able to keep something like that down if you had a glass of chianti with it, but the only alcohol you can find is hootch some guy named alstaffi brewed in his bathtub.
I won't even get into the goat meat that they're trying to pass off as pepperoni.
You poor man. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Fri May 23, 2008 11:45 pm |
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Today is the last day for voting on the movie poster contest for this bait, so anyone that has been following this that wants to vote, please visit this link:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=136869
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_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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westsail
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 17 May 2008
Posts: 10
Location: ermm, planet earth
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Sat May 24, 2008 1:26 am |
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Absolutely fricken brilliant!
Known about the whole 419 thing for a bit; didn't know bating extended beyond some blokes site I saw years ago where he strung them along. Thought that was brilliant at the time. Eater is absolutely awesome.
Hope to give it a go myself, soon.
Anyway, much respect and thanks everyone for this AWESOME bait. I still can't believe I am just going about my life while these lads are streded in fricken Chad. LOL, too cool man. Good on you guys.
Hope to be part of this soon. Sorry if somewhat off topic. Just wanted to give some praise and say "HI" *waves* |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat May 24, 2008 1:51 am |
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^^This ones gonna be a good baiter. I can tell, it's the avatar. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
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mugu molester
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Apr 2008
Posts: 60
Location: far from Lagos
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Sat May 24, 2008 4:26 am |
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I heard a Paul Simon classic on the radio today and somehow it reminded me of Adamu.
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A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man... |
Maybe I've been enjoying this bait too much |
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NOW I NO YOU ARE A REAL SON OF A BITCH BORN BY A BASTARD DRUNKARD. - mr.Barry Uba
Note you did not send me any money and you are causing a big problem. - barrister Mus4 B3llo |
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Richerthansin
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 15
Location: - in the US, please help me escape this hellhole!
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Sat May 24, 2008 6:42 am |
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LOL! I'm gonna keel over here!
I'm still back on page <whatever> laughing
about " . . . . Reverend Phystme is growing impatient . . . ."
I guess I don't sleep tonight.
Oh, yea, I was warned about that when I joined. |
_________________ You what?
New to 'leet, PM if I miss something, and TIA.
"You have to take it serious because i forsee no great opportunity." - Mrs. Niko
". . . are you just bluffling about it?" - Joe Tran
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat May 24, 2008 12:57 pm |
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Since Dover is traveling by camel to Al Fashir, we do not want Adamu's mind to idle too much, so we decided that Hamdan the murderer would be fun to bring up again.
Hamdan just wrote this to Adamu...
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adamu ,
i told that dover is in my county. i will give you $20000 USD you help me find him. he is dead man walking in my country. write back to me now.
hamdan |
Let's see if Adamu will trade Dover's life for $20K. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Sat May 24, 2008 5:29 pm |
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God thats evil.
I love it.
I know it's not policy to burn guys - but if these ones figure out they've been had they are going to need all kinds of therapy! |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat May 24, 2008 5:41 pm |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat May 24, 2008 5:44 pm |
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Unless Adamu and the leg actually get killed, it is inevitable that they will figure this all out. The fake emails from one lad to the other... if someday they actually talk to each other, they will no doubt start to compare notes. A burn has already been started to be written. Hopefully we will not need to use it though for quite a while. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Baek Ðu San
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 472
Location: 42°00′24″N, 128°03′18″E
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Sat May 24, 2008 6:08 pm |
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What if the rev decides to go on a trek without a guide because he trusts a GPS more than he trusts a real person? and some how he ends up getting lost because the silly rev forgot to pack of set of rechargeable batteries. (he has a charger but no batteries) Of course his laptop would have a solar panel so that he could keep emailing 4damu. |
_________________ "...is Fu*k, Yeah a state or city in United States?"<--- (・~ ・?...-Hā§§an Bāí.
(◦_°●)O---('~' )o<sup><strike>419 四百十九</strike>!!!</sup>
백두산, 白頭山.
詐欺師との戦い!
Yay! I finally got a pony! ...Now, if I could only catch it! (⊃゚ヮ゚)⊃
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john_johnson
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 May 2008
Posts: 16
Location: St. Johnjohn
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Sat May 24, 2008 6:14 pm |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun May 25, 2008 1:32 am |
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Wasn't there a contest for "best bait" annouced a few months ago? I don't think they've ever followed up on it. But if it's still going, you guys are the sure winner. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sun May 25, 2008 10:43 pm |
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This e-mail that came into Dover last night just made me bust out laughing:
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DEAR REV BEN,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE, THE CONTENT OF YOUR MAIL IS WELL UNDERSTOOD.
PLEASE REV BEN, YOU SHOULD TRY YOUR BEST POSSIBLE TO EMAIL US AND TO LET US KNOW WHEN YOU WILL ARRIVAL ABECHE. YOU KNOW OUR CONDITION HERE BECAUSE WE ARE NOT OKAY HERE. WE STILL PRAY AND THANK GOD FOR YOUR JOUNERY MERY FROM AL FASHAIR TO ABECHE. WE ARE SO SORRY FOR THE PAIN IN YOUR LEGS THIS IS ONE OF THE PROBLEMS OF AFRICAN COUNTRIES.
THERE NO BURGER KING IN ARAB COUNTRIES THEY ARE NOT LIKE YOUR COUNTRY AMERICA WERE EVERYTHINGS AER THERE SO PLEASE YOU HAVE TO ENDURE IT AND FOR THE INDIANA JONES FILM WE HAVE NOT SEE IT BECAUSE YOU REMEMEBER THAT WE ARE SLEEPING OUTSIDE FOR THE PAST ONE MONTH AND 25DAYS UNDER THIS HASH WEATHER HERE IN ABECHE.
THANK YOU AND WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR YOUR ARRAVAL IN ABECHE.
THANK AND GOD BLESS YOU, |
This one was sent to our fake CZ acct:
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DEAR CZ,
HOW IS EVERYBODY AT HOME I HOPE FINE?
HAMZA TOLD US THAT YOU HAVE NOT SEND ANYTHING TO HIS ACCOUNT AND WE ARE VERY VERY WORRIED OF THE WHOLE SITUATION BECAUSE WE ARE IN BAD CONDITION HERE YOU KNOW THAT I CANNOT BROTHER ALONE IF ANYTHING HAPPEN HERE I DONT KNOW WHAT IT WILL LOOK LIKE.
PLEASE EVEN IT COME TO BORROW PLEASE DO IT WE WILL PAY YOU BACK.
THANK YOU |
This one was sent to the Phystme Acct:
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DEAR REV WILLIAM,
WE ARE GREETING YOU IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.
PLEASE REV PHYSTME,WE DONT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS IS ALMOST A WEEK REV BEN ARRIVAL IN SUDAN. HE IS JUST TELLING US HOW HE IS GOING TO AL FASHAIR. HE HAS NOT GIVING US ANYTIME OR DATE TO COME TO ABECHE.
SO REV WILLIAM, WE ARE CONFUSE WE DONT KNOW BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT PAID THE DRIVER MONEY AND WE TOLD THE DRIVER THAT REV BEN IS COMING HERE AND HE IS ALSO INPATIENCE WITH US NOW.
SO PLEASE REV WILLIAM, YOU CAN CALL HIM NOW TO MEET US IN ABECHE.
THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU |
This was sent to our fake ND acct:
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DEAR ND,
HOW ARE YOU I HOPE YOU ARE ALL FINE .
HAMZA IS BACK IN CHAD HE TOLD US THAT YOU CALL HIM WHEN HE TRAVEL OUT.
I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT WE ARE IN GREAT PAINS AND DIFFICULTY HERE. YOU KNOW I CANNOT CARRY BROTHER ALONE AND I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO US HERE BECAUSE FOR ALMOST TWO WEEKS NOW HIS LEG HAS NOT BEEN TREATED AND IT HAVE SLOWING UP THAT MAKE HIM DIFFICULT TO WALK.
PLEASE ND TRY YOUR BEST POSSIBLE TO SEE THAT WE ARE BACK HOME IT IS ONLY US THAT IS REMAINING HERE IN THE RANCH.
WE ARE SLEEPING OUTSIDE WITH ONLY ONE CLOTH WITHOUT FOOD BECAUSE THERE IS NO MONEY WITH US.
PLEASE TRY YOUR BEST THANK YOU. |
Looks like our TWAT is being loyal to Dover and not going to tell Hamdan what he knows. I wasn't too surprised that he didn't reply to Hamdan, because he's scared shitless of him now. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Baek Ðu San
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 472
Location: 42°00′24″N, 128°03′18″E
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Sun May 25, 2008 11:02 pm |
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^^^^ I agree! I also think that he's not saying a word because he stands to gain $200,000<---- instead of the measly $20,000 that H4mdan is offering him. |
_________________ "...is Fu*k, Yeah a state or city in United States?"<--- (・~ ・?...-Hā§§an Bāí.
(◦_°●)O---('~' )o<sup><strike>419 四百十九</strike>!!!</sup>
백두산, 白頭山.
詐欺師との戦い!
Yay! I finally got a pony! ...Now, if I could only catch it! (⊃゚ヮ゚)⊃
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Glowstick
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 May 2008
Posts: 42
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Sun May 25, 2008 11:09 pm |
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Is his companion's leg really that bad? Obviously not knowing exactly what's up with it, I just can't help feel the slight twinge of discomfort that he might get some infection or something that could cost him his leg. I don't mean this as an ethics question - obviously they got themselves in to it and kept themselves in it trying to rip you off - I'm just wondering what your thinking is on the subject on how to address it, or if it's not something you'd worry about? |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sun May 25, 2008 11:13 pm |
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If he's mentioning the injury to what he thinks are his friends, it's probably real.
Pity it's just a sprain or dislocation instead of an AK-47 round. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun May 25, 2008 11:18 pm |
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Could we send in The Hand, to rub The Leg better? |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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