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Slightlyoutofit
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:45 pm |
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#24 Russia.
He should marry the Serbian chick.
Between them they could create really boring kids.
The ice-skater didn't even fall over.  |
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The False Italian
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#24: Russia
That little mafia guy must yet steal his first shoes. Let's hope for a bloody accident with the skates... Nope. |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:46 pm |
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| It´s really interesting to read this thread NOT watching the Contest |
Yeah, we are equal opportunity insulters here.  |
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kleindoofy
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:47 pm |
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| ... Let's hope for a bloody accident with the skates ... |
"The Pobble who had no toes, had once as many as we ..."  |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:49 pm |
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#25: Norway
The cloning of Mariah Carey was only partially successful. Ah, the fjords... |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:51 pm |
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#25 Norway.
She should opt for a threesome with the Serb and the Russian.
Took herself way too seriously when she should have had a few custard pies slapped in her face by dwarves on unicycles. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:55 pm |
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My top five:
1) Bosnia
2) Latvia
3) Spain
4) Azerbaijan
5) France |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:58 pm |
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Now, who'll end up with 0 points? Quite a few deserve it but most of them are sadly integrated in their neighbourhood. |
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Tommo Shanter
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:58 pm |
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I've just realised. If the songs crap you do the Meat Loaf effect, turn the hair blowers on in order to make your song look more exiting.
Espania are gonna win. |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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kleindoofy
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Sat May 24, 2008 9:12 pm |
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Oh great, ethno crap.
[checks calendar. Yes, it's 2008] |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sat May 24, 2008 9:14 pm |
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| Now, who'll end up with 0 points? |
UK is a good bet for "Nil points".
Ireland and Malta aren't there to give us the sympathy vote this year. Can't see who else would give us anything. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 24, 2008 9:15 pm |
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Boom, boom, boom, Kalashnikov. That's why we like the Balkans so much.
Not that there's something bad with it... |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 24, 2008 9:23 pm |
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I'm still sad that they have shortened the procedure of announcing the results. It was always so wonderfully embarassing. |
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N.O.R.A
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Sat May 24, 2008 9:33 pm |
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I know the winner. 
The results were published earlier here because of the time zone difference. Anyone want to know? |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
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The False Italian
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Sat May 24, 2008 9:33 pm |
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OMFG. As expected those pesky Bulgarians messed up our clean 0 result and gave 12 points.
It looks good for Britney. |
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kleindoofy
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Sat May 24, 2008 9:33 pm |
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Looks like we're going to get to see the Greek girl shake her fallopian tubes again.  |
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Tommo Shanter
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat May 24, 2008 9:44 pm |
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I don't care about the result now.
I would rather make passionate love to any of the gorgeous females that are dishing the points out from each country, than poke my own eyes out with a blunt implement. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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The False Italian
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Sat May 24, 2008 9:59 pm |
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The Soviet Union is still alive.
Mod edit to remove off topic rant - Eight 15 Sept 08 |
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FrumpyBB
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Sat May 24, 2008 10:01 pm |
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Presently I am feeling much better entertained by listening to Jen Derbender´s Western Union Secure hotline : 12 points! |
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Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
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Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
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N.O.R.A
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Sat May 24, 2008 10:02 pm |
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| The Soviet Union is still alive. |
Sure, but only because the proud nation of the DPRK and our Dear Leader support it.
Edit: an interesting typo  |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit]
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kleindoofy
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Sat May 24, 2008 10:04 pm |
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Ok, it's going towards Russia now.
If they win, I somehow doubt that England, France, Spain, and Germany will be willing to pay for +85% of the costs like they did for the last few years.
Let Gasprom cough up the rubels. |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sat May 24, 2008 10:08 pm |
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*sigh*
Every year it's predictable. But this year it was predictable and boring. The Russian song is (for want of a better phrase) a complete load of wank.
I'm going for a divorce. That way I won't have to sit through it again next year. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 24, 2008 10:17 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sat May 24, 2008 10:23 pm |
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Vote for us or freeze, you bastardskis!!!!
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole
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N.O.R.A
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Joined: 17 Feb 2008
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Sat May 24, 2008 10:24 pm |
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The Man behind everything:
P.S. You should have believed that I knew the winner before you |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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