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The False Italian
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#16: Denmark
Happiness is a smorrebrod. Better. |
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The False Italian
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:14 pm |
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#16 Denmark.
The flat cap and braces will win this one a lot of votes at the end of the night. |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:17 pm |
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#17: Georgia
Luckily she can't see her costume. Apocalyse now.
Ha! The first trick costume today! |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:19 pm |
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#18 Ukraine.
Let's just say that I would and leave it at that. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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kleindoofy
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:20 pm |
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#18 Ukraine
The Ukraine has finally embraced capitalism and used the classic marketing concept of "sex sells." |
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Tommo Shanter
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:21 pm |
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I've come to this thread late, for obvious reasons.
Egypt are going to win, or that blind bird from Georgia. No wonder Terry got a knighthood, he earned it. If there was anything more pointless apart from a stick that wasn't very pointy please let me know.
Having said that, I've just seen the Ukrainian entry and I think I'm in love...very much like making to a beautiful woman.... |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:21 pm |
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#18: Ukraine
Don't you love those ultra-fake "American" accents? Carmen Electra reloaded. |
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kleindoofy
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:24 pm |
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#19 France
Huh? I thought Bobby Fisher died a while back. Now he's 'singing' for France?
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The False Italian
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:26 pm |
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#19: France
Hormon therapy worked for ze French. The audience is obviously shocked. |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:26 pm |
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#19 France.
WTF is a "chivers"? And I know French chicks are hairy but they might have overdone it a bit with the beards. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:28 pm |
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#20 Azerbaijan.
No. No. No. No!!!!
A Barbarella reject and a Gun's N Roses wannabe.
Die!!!!! |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:29 pm |
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#20: Azerbaisomething
They have oil and this contest entry can be regarded as a weapon of mass destruction. Now where's the USAF when you need them? |
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Tommo Shanter
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:29 pm |
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Azarbaizan have got Phillip Schofield with wings. Sponsored by Red Bull. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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kleindoofy
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:30 pm |
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#20 Azerbaijan.
Ladies and Gentlemen!!
WE HAVE A WINNER!
12 points for Azerbaijan, wherever the fuck that is. |
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Trixi
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:32 pm |
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How did Georgia get copywrite to rip off Dune?
And why do the retarded backing dancers look like Sting? |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:33 pm |
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#21: Greece
A fine example of Britney Spears worshipping. |
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kleindoofy
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:35 pm |
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Is it just my (creapy) imagination, or did the Greek chick make a point of shaking her primary sexual organ every time she sang "my secret combination"? |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:37 pm |
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#22: Spain
Old Mac Franco had a farm. And many chicken. And sledgehammer humor.
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:39 pm |
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#22 Spain.
Up there with my other two favourites. I demand that shit like this wins.
I mean come on - an old guy in an Elvis wig with a plastic guitar and ugly chicks flashing their arses. And an invite to do the "Robocop".
You just can't go wrong. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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kleindoofy
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:39 pm |
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Where's the Spanish Inquisition when you need it? |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:41 pm |
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#23 Serbia.
It costs a fortune to host the ESC. So you can't blame Serbia for putting on some bland, boring dross in the hope that they don't have to hold it again next year. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:41 pm |
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#23: Serbia
The Balkan. Mountains. Ravines. Flutes. Goats. Nooo. |
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Tommo Shanter
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:42 pm |
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I'm sure the Croats will vote for the Serbs and vice versa. Nice to see the Serbia lass with her bodyguard. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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FrumpyBB
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Sat May 24, 2008 8:43 pm |
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It´s really interesting to read this thread NOT watching the Contest (headphones ahoi  , I make my own programme!) |
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