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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:32 pm

Imagine the horror of not being able to find any bacon bits for your pizza there in the land of the Muslims. Poor Rev. Smile

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Fanastic! Camels fully equiped with GPS and twat-nav - what every self respecting non existant minister needs!

@ jojobean - beautifully done! The leg just had to be hurt. It wouldn't have been the same if the reverand wasn't suffering every bit exactly as much as the poor lads! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Ginger Head wrote:

twat-nav

Someone has to photoshop that! Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 68

You mean like this?

http://s281.photobucket.com/albums/kk213/DTGR/?action=view¤t=twatnav.jpg

I know...it's soooo bad it's funny.

-DTGR

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

http://members.419eater.com/~ginger_head/twattom.jpg

Edit.. now, how do I fix that to show it without causing a forum blowout?

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:40 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Maybe they can use that to find their way to Al Fashir, Sudan.

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:53 pm

No beer AND no bacon bits. Oh the inhumanity!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

It's going to be next to impossible to find a quality wine to go with that pizza, and that's assuming you can find an edible pizza somewhere in Al Fashir (which I'm assuming you can't). I hope these boys realize the extra efforts you are going through for them.

Look, pizzas require tomato sauce prepared from fresh tomatoes. Do they grow tomatoes in Al Fashir? I bet they use a canned sauce, which really dimishes the taste of the pizza. Do they use real cheese or processed cheese food? I bet it's the latter. I'd also bet that fresh anchovies are IMPOSSIBLE to get in that god forsaken place. So you've got a pizza with canned tomato sauce, cheese food and previously frozen anchovies. I guess you MIGHT be able to keep something like that down if you had a glass of chianti with it, but the only alcohol you can find is hootch some guy named alstaffi brewed in his bathtub.

I won't even get into the goat meat that they're trying to pass off as pepperoni.

You poor man.

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:45 pm

Today is the last day for voting on the movie poster contest for this bait, so anyone that has been following this that wants to vote, please visit this link:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=136869

Thanks!

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 1:26 am

Absolutely fricken brilliant! Very Happy

Known about the whole 419 thing for a bit; didn't know bating extended beyond some blokes site I saw years ago where he strung them along. Thought that was brilliant at the time. Eater is absolutely awesome.
Hope to give it a go myself, soon.
Anyway, much respect and thanks everyone for this AWESOME bait. I still can't believe I am just going about my life while these lads are streded in fricken Chad. LOL, too cool man. Good on you guys.
Hope to be part of this soon. Sorry if somewhat off topic. Just wanted to give some praise and say "HI" *waves*

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 1:51 am

^^This ones gonna be a good baiter. I can tell, it's the avatar.

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 4:26 am

I heard a Paul Simon classic on the radio today and somehow it reminded me of Adamu.

Quote:

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man...

Maybe I've been enjoying this bait too much Laughing

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:42 am

LOL! I'm gonna keel over here!
I'm still back on page <whatever> laughing
about " . . . . Reverend Phystme is growing impatient . . . ."

I guess I don't sleep tonight.
Oh, yea, I was warned about that when I joined.

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:57 pm

Since Dover is traveling by camel to Al Fashir, we do not want Adamu's mind to idle too much, so we decided that Hamdan the murderer would be fun to bring up again.

Hamdan just wrote this to Adamu...

Quote:

adamu ,
i told that dover is in my county. i will give you $20000 USD you help me find him. he is dead man walking in my country. write back to me now.

hamdan

Let's see if Adamu will trade Dover's life for $20K.

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 5:29 pm

God thats evil.

I love it. Twisted Evil

I know it's not policy to burn guys - but if these ones figure out they've been had they are going to need all kinds of therapy!

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 5:41 pm

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 5:44 pm

Unless Adamu and the leg actually get killed, it is inevitable that they will figure this all out. The fake emails from one lad to the other... if someday they actually talk to each other, they will no doubt start to compare notes. A burn has already been started to be written. Hopefully we will not need to use it though for quite a while.

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:08 pm

What if the rev decides to go on a trek without a guide because he trusts a GPS more than he trusts a real person? and some how he ends up getting lost Shocked

because the silly rev forgot to pack of set of rechargeable batteries. Laughing

(he has a charger but no batteries) Of course his laptop would have a solar panel so that he could keep emailing 4damu.

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:14 pm

The way you've brought Hamdan back into this is genius, this bait is sprouting hilarious roots in all directions... all that is missing is a film crew.

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 1:32 am

Wasn't there a contest for "best bait" annouced a few months ago? I don't think they've ever followed up on it. But if it's still going, you guys are the sure winner.

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 10:43 pm

This e-mail that came into Dover last night just made me bust out laughing:

Quote:

DEAR REV BEN,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE, THE CONTENT OF YOUR MAIL IS WELL UNDERSTOOD.
PLEASE REV BEN, YOU SHOULD TRY YOUR BEST POSSIBLE TO EMAIL US AND TO LET US KNOW WHEN YOU WILL ARRIVAL ABECHE. YOU KNOW OUR CONDITION HERE BECAUSE WE ARE NOT OKAY HERE. WE STILL PRAY AND THANK GOD FOR YOUR JOUNERY MERY FROM AL FASHAIR TO ABECHE. WE ARE SO SORRY FOR THE PAIN IN YOUR LEGS THIS IS ONE OF THE PROBLEMS OF AFRICAN COUNTRIES.
THERE NO BURGER KING IN ARAB COUNTRIES THEY ARE NOT LIKE YOUR COUNTRY AMERICA WERE EVERYTHINGS AER THERE SO PLEASE YOU HAVE TO ENDURE IT AND FOR THE INDIANA JONES FILM WE HAVE NOT SEE IT BECAUSE YOU REMEMEBER THAT WE ARE SLEEPING OUTSIDE FOR THE PAST ONE MONTH AND 25DAYS UNDER THIS HASH WEATHER HERE IN ABECHE.
THANK YOU AND WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR YOUR ARRAVAL IN ABECHE.
THANK AND GOD BLESS YOU,

This one was sent to our fake CZ acct:

Quote:

DEAR CZ,
HOW IS EVERYBODY AT HOME I HOPE FINE?
HAMZA TOLD US THAT YOU HAVE NOT SEND ANYTHING TO HIS ACCOUNT AND WE ARE VERY VERY WORRIED OF THE WHOLE SITUATION BECAUSE WE ARE IN BAD CONDITION HERE YOU KNOW THAT I CANNOT BROTHER ALONE IF ANYTHING HAPPEN HERE I DONT KNOW WHAT IT WILL LOOK LIKE.
PLEASE EVEN IT COME TO BORROW PLEASE DO IT WE WILL PAY YOU BACK.
THANK YOU

This one was sent to the Phystme Acct:

Quote:

DEAR REV WILLIAM,
WE ARE GREETING YOU IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.
PLEASE REV PHYSTME,WE DONT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS IS ALMOST A WEEK REV BEN ARRIVAL IN SUDAN. HE IS JUST TELLING US HOW HE IS GOING TO AL FASHAIR. HE HAS NOT GIVING US ANYTIME OR DATE TO COME TO ABECHE.
SO REV WILLIAM, WE ARE CONFUSE WE DONT KNOW BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT PAID THE DRIVER MONEY AND WE TOLD THE DRIVER THAT REV BEN IS COMING HERE AND HE IS ALSO INPATIENCE WITH US NOW.
SO PLEASE REV WILLIAM, YOU CAN CALL HIM NOW TO MEET US IN ABECHE.
THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU

This was sent to our fake ND acct:

Quote:

DEAR ND,
HOW ARE YOU I HOPE YOU ARE ALL FINE .
HAMZA IS BACK IN CHAD HE TOLD US THAT YOU CALL HIM WHEN HE TRAVEL OUT.
I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT WE ARE IN GREAT PAINS AND DIFFICULTY HERE. YOU KNOW I CANNOT CARRY BROTHER ALONE AND I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO US HERE BECAUSE FOR ALMOST TWO WEEKS NOW HIS LEG HAS NOT BEEN TREATED AND IT HAVE SLOWING UP THAT MAKE HIM DIFFICULT TO WALK.
PLEASE ND TRY YOUR BEST POSSIBLE TO SEE THAT WE ARE BACK HOME IT IS ONLY US THAT IS REMAINING HERE IN THE RANCH.
WE ARE SLEEPING OUTSIDE WITH ONLY ONE CLOTH WITHOUT FOOD BECAUSE THERE IS NO MONEY WITH US.
PLEASE TRY YOUR BEST THANK YOU.

Looks like our TWAT is being loyal to Dover and not going to tell Hamdan what he knows. I wasn't too surprised that he didn't reply to Hamdan, because he's scared shitless of him now.

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:02 pm

^^^^ I agree! I also think that he's not saying a word because he stands to gain $200,000<---- Laughing

instead of the measly $20,000 that H4mdan is offering him.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 May 2008 Posts: 42

Is his companion's leg really that bad? Obviously not knowing exactly what's up with it, I just can't help feel the slight twinge of discomfort that he might get some infection or something that could cost him his leg. I don't mean this as an ethics question - obviously they got themselves in to it and kept themselves in it trying to rip you off - I'm just wondering what your thinking is on the subject on how to address it, or if it's not something you'd worry about?

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:13 pm

If he's mentioning the injury to what he thinks are his friends, it's probably real.

Pity it's just a sprain or dislocation instead of an AK-47 round. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:18 pm

Could we send in The Hand, to rub The Leg better?

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