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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 8:37 pm

Wha...? Did a baiter accidentally ASEM me, or have the lads picked up a modality from a gmail joker?

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The Order of The Illuminati under the jurisdiction of the all Seeing Eye, Master Nicholas Brenner has after series of secret deliberations selected you to be an optional beneficiary of our 2008 foundation laying grants and also an optional opening at the round table of the Order of The Illuminati.

These grants are issued every year around the world in accordance with the objectives of the Order of The Illuminati as stated by Thomas Paine in 1810 which is to ensure the continuous freedom of man and to enhance mans living conditions.

We will also advice that these funds which amount to US$2,000,000.00 be used to better the lot of man through your own initiative and also we will go further to inform that the open slot to join the Order is optional, you can decline the offer.

In order to claim your grant, contact the Grand Lodge Office secretary David P. Roberts.

Email: [email protected]

Dr Paul Winsdor,
Order of The Illuminati(2008 Foundation Laying Grants)

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:17 pm

It has the mis-spellings of a lad. Looks like he may have ripped some baiter modality. Bait, and see. Smile

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:17 pm

The language deteriorates in the third paragraph in places. My guess is that a baiter's ASEM to a lad has been recycled, but with a bit of a tweak to suit the lad's purpose. It add those little touches of poor grammar and bad spelling by which we have all come to know and love our lads. Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 06 Nov 2005 Posts: 233 Location: USA

The Illuminati no less! I'll have to play this one also....after all, I MAY finally learn the secret handshake and finger wiggle.... Smile

Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:00 pm

I best sign up
This looks very baiterish lots of tests and no doubt forms Smile

Quote:

"AUDI VIDE TACE", translates as "To hear. To see. To
remain silent." (TELL NO ONE ABOUT US)

Before going any further please consider the
following:

QUALIFICATIONS FOR MEMBERSHIP IF INTERESTED.

• You must be a free man/woman of at least 20 years of
age.

• You must have a religious belief in a Supreme Being
or Creator.

• You must state honestly, upon your honor, that you
freely and voluntarily wish to join, prompted by a
favorable opinion of the Order of the Illuminati.

• You must likewise state honestly, upon your honor,
that you have no mercenary or other unworthy motive
for joining the Order of the Illuminati.

As you might have read you are an optional candidate
meaning that you have not been fully chosen. You will
be tested in various ways possible and failure to pass
any of these tests would totally disqualify you from
being a recipient of the said grant.

If all the conditions are met, I anticipate the grant
funds will be successfully transferred to you within
seven (7) working days. After which advice would be
given when sort for.

Firstly we would require the following:

Full name:
Address (home/official):
Phone/Fax:
Occupation:
Age:
Marital Status:
No. of children if any:
Nationality:

We would contact you after the above have been
received. This grant will be used by you for community
service without interference from the Order but
advices can be sort from us when needed.

David P. Roberts,
Order of The Illuminati

Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:04 pm

oooooooooo. What happens when the real illuminati get hold of him and tear him a new all-seeing eye? Methinks he's messing with the wrong crew. Stand back, nature will take its course.

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:57 am

I guess the Freemasons aren't good enough for this guy.
And they were paying more money than those skinflints in the Illuminati.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=86155&highlight=freemason

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:36 am

Thanks Slightly
From those links it is clearly a lawyer scam.
I've been hanging out with the vlad's for awhile so this will be a nice change.
I gather we (as I r 1 now) will be getting plenty of new members from here Smile

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:10 am

I have been given a $2million grant. Guess now I have to contact the bank to get the money. I smell bank fees.
I have a certificate check the Date Smile

http://members.419eater.com/~harrya/Illuminati-cert-Thorn.jpg
and a picture of a pyramid of sorts http://members.419eater.com/~harrya/Inductionrites.jpg

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Find herein the documentation for you grant.

Also attached is your "initium rotolo", it was meant to be given to you only after your induction process as it is meant for members of the Order only, its meaning would be explained to you later.

Immediately send your direct phone number for easy communication.

An arrangement has been made with our bank; KAS bank Amsterdam to release your grant sum to you.

We have also sent a letter of authorization mandating the bank to release the said funds to you upon confirmation of your person. The bank has been given instructions to reach you but you are also required to contact them with the following details:

KAS BANK BV, THE NETHERLANDS
Tel: +31 619 317 217
Fax: +31 645 487 531
[email protected]
http://www.kasbk.com
Contact person: Joseph Richardson (Mgr. International banking)

That clause implies that you would without assistance be able to afford the Illuminati induction fees which total US$780. Induction is open to members who come out of their free will to seek true enlightenment, but you have to choose which life you want. A life of meaning or a life of happiness for both lead to different parts.

A man with a life of meaning wallows in the past and is obsessed with the future but a happy man lives in the present, not worrying about the past or thinking about the future.

We are our choices.

Choose wisely.

Your response is required soonest.

David P. Roberts.,
Order of The Illuminati

"What use is it to know the way, if you will not walk on it

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:33 am

I've told the Illuminati that I'm going pay the fees by stealing my mom's credit card. They don't seem too concerned.

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