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Slootie
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 182
Location: Deep in the heart of Tecksus
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Wed May 21, 2008 1:57 pm |
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I got this email yesterday which appeared to be the typical advance fee fraud, and then the subject caught my eye:
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subject: From Mrs mary raynce pretending to cry for help reply ugrently |
WTH is going on with that? |
_________________ Thank you Annie Oakley for assuring me that we both can trust one another and have a successful business partnership. - J0hn Kennedy aka James Kennedy aka James R0bin aka Peter Ch0i
Mr Frank i want you to know that you are not God and the way you do things i dont like it.because you have been fooling me around and causing me more pains. - Juliet
OKIJA SHRINE IS LOOKING FOR YOU. I HOPE OKIJA WILL GET YOU SOON. - Alex |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Wed May 21, 2008 2:13 pm |
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Freudian slip?
Has to happen sometime I suppose! |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Wed May 21, 2008 3:05 pm |
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@slootie,
You must pretend to help this poor woman urgently. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Kent
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
Posts: 238
Location: At your 6, with you in my gunsight
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Wed May 21, 2008 3:23 pm |
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Could it be a baiters de-education?
I'd mention that I will help wipe away her crocodile tears with a soft burlap sack, and continue the lads de-education. |
_________________ X3 Up the Congo without a Paddle. 2282 miles round trip as the crow flies Lagos to Kinshasa Congo http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=80344
Do you know that 2 of my men have been arrested? in Kinshasa today?
How do you want me to believe that you can be more Catholic than the Pope and more Islamic than the Sheik? -Cynthia Adams
OTU SUWAAKWAA NNE GI -Victor Moore. I like to think of it as a horrible death curse.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed May 21, 2008 9:41 pm |
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I'd mention that I will help wipe away her crocodile tears with a soft burlap sack |
Nah - use steel wool; far more effective. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Slootie
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 182
Location: Deep in the heart of Tecksus
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Wed May 21, 2008 10:01 pm |
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Well, I replied to the "pretender" as a "God-fearing man" by the name of Martha.
I will use burlap over steel wool, because I think it's more absorbent.
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_________________ Thank you Annie Oakley for assuring me that we both can trust one another and have a successful business partnership. - J0hn Kennedy aka James Kennedy aka James R0bin aka Peter Ch0i
Mr Frank i want you to know that you are not God and the way you do things i dont like it.because you have been fooling me around and causing me more pains. - Juliet
OKIJA SHRINE IS LOOKING FOR YOU. I HOPE OKIJA WILL GET YOU SOON. - Alex |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Wed May 21, 2008 11:18 pm |
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Don't forget the sandpaper. |
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