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Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 21

Expect a Felicia to call a Mr tansy about a bank and some money she is also my love interest. I told her my sister might answer and to say she is the one I love.

Thanks

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 10:34 am

Nice 7min conversation with a diplomat in London who wants me to collect a consignment. I played the part of whoever it was he wanted (laughing too hard now to remember) but he was a simple diplomat and never had contact with 'you/me' before I had some fun. Twisted Evil

He explained things to me.. I agreed and then I asked him to open one of the boxes and take a peek, well this seems to be a problem and even when I gave him my official permission to take a peek he refused (this was most of the convo) he told me it was locked I told him to use a screwdriver and hammer..he would not. So I fired him Laughing

I told him I wanted another diplomat as I no longer liked him ... he started to argue then his credit ran out Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/LondonConsignment-1
Then he phoned back and he has taken a peek for me...so I just need to send him some money now.

http://media.putfile.com/LondonConsignment-2

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

I'm hoping you'll be getting a call from Mr Caaaampbll Liiiiin, a 419er who wants to invest in my medical research company (after I send him the transfer and clearance fees of course). My medical company makes Retinal (an anti-flatulence drug) and I am that well known MD Maaaarcus Weeeelby.

Pete.

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:16 pm

One of your best, vP

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Nice 7min conversation with a diplomat in London

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:26 pm

@vp, I have more than a sneaking suspicion your credit burning 7 minute discussion with a "Diplomat in London" and the following call are my lad Laughing

Weird that he didn't mention the calls in his latest emails but it's amusing the one lad plays both 'Victor' and 'Desmond'. toidi.

ty, vp.
Excellent work as a Phone Credit Vampire Wink

EDIT: Now that I have read my most recent email, I can confirm the calls were made by my pet Laughing

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:27 pm

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Phone Credit Vampire

Nice, I like that one!!

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 10:11 pm

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Lead is heavy but lead is worthless!

I love it!

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

Benson might call looking for Hans say whateva you like

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 1:59 am

@vp,
A nice fellow called Usman Danq0q0 may call.
I mentioned in a previous email that if he rings, my psychopathic house mate might answer the phone. The lad was told she (the house mate) regularly wanders around the house wielding an axe while wearing only her knickers but she's mostly harmless.

Anyway, smol boi has asked when he should call. I suggested that around 1:00pm GMT would be just fine.

Unfortunately, V3ronica left a few minutes ago for an important meeting Wink

and the house mate just might answer the phone Evil or Very Mad

....

Have fun Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:19 am

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regularly wanders around the house wielding an axe while wearing only her knickers

Ahhhh so YOUR the peeping tom!! Laughing

I am going to be out this afternoon so he may just have to speak to the VM

Looky I have a new name title!! Mr. Green

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 9:12 pm

One of my lads sent me this:

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I have tried to call you my self but the phone operator said i should press 14, which I did but the phone did not ring.

Oooh, nice new title, VP! Thumbs up

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 9:52 pm

^^His phone must not be any good as everyone else gets 'you' when they press '14' Laughing

, he did not even leave a message though ... very rude not to at least leave a message
=

In RL I was out today so had a few missed calls ... not one left a message and how can you ring them right back when they leave no messages it is not like you have caller id or anything Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

cel3b ch3kwas
may call.

when you answer his password will be
' I HAVE TO SPANK MY NAUGHTY MONKEY 5 TIME A DAY'
he is trying to make you pay 2,000 pound back to the boss

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 2:11 pm

Hi!

You may get a caller looking for . He may be a DHL courier called or an FBI agent called .

He wants an MTCN number - so feel free to make one up or obfuscate in some way! Or else act very distressed due to the death of your great uncle recently.

You might also ask whether he has tracked down Mr Godspower who chopped his dolla.

But generally - please just feel free to totally mess with his head. He's expecting Phoebe to be English and live in London.

Ta!!!!

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Mar 2008 Posts: 107

You might get a call from who has gold and lots of money for me. Abuse him as you like Smile

Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:25 pm

You will, without question get a call from . You talked to him a year ago and you were not helpful then; please continue the same level of service. He will be looking for "Larry". He's a rich, loud and drunk American (think "Boss Hogg" from The Dukes of Hazard). Tell him Larry is probably drunk somewhere or with prostitute or probably both and you don't expect him back - ever. Thanks!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 68

You will be getting a call from a J0s3n G30rge who is looking for bank info for a Mr. Davie. Give him whatever garbage you want.

-DTGR

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 12:33 am

My lad claims he called and he says

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i have tried his number and i left a message with the control room of the hotel

. I'm thinking my lad is a liar.

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:07 pm

I had some phone probs eariler so missed a few calls at least there is voicemail for these occasions. I have been quite busy and just named them whatever I could understand. Smile

I did not have time to match them up so it's a lucky dip tonight

http://media.putfile.com/4Larrywav
http://media.putfile.com/4Larry-1wav

http://media.putfile.com/4Sarah-Hellowav

http://media.putfile.com/4Veronica-Usmanwav

http://media.putfile.com/MackBennidictJosephwav

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:16 pm

Hi VPM

Sarah Bellum was mine. I'm staying at Manchester's Bed & Breakfast in the West Midlands or something. The lady of the house is old and deaf so it doesn't matter what you say if he calls again. Cheers.

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:38 pm

Thank you for recording my lads message for Larry. I'll be transferring USD $150,000 to him shortly after he fills out a few forms.

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 10:48 pm

Call from a lad with no 'Elephants in his underpants' (if I heard that correctly) Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/ElephantsInMyUnderpantswav

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Call for Veronica, Benson? is trying to get in contact with you Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/4VeronicaFromBensonwav

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 11:31 pm

Mr D@nqoqo fluffed the passphrase.
He was meant to say "I have an elephant in my underpants".
Veronica will not proceed until he gives the correct passphrase so he'll just have to call again Laughing

On the other hand, Benson will be delighted to learn that Veronica has some skills in the financial sector and will happily discuss investment strategies if he calls again.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 68

Whatta shame. Non of those are for me. Sad

I think my lad has twigged (or whatever you call it) 'cause I have annoyed him waaaaayyy too much.

On to the next lad...Expect to get a call from R0semary C0ll1ns looking for Mr. D4vi3s personal bank account information. Same as before, feed her any garbage you want. Heck, you could even pretend to be Mr. D4vie yourself.

-DTGR

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Mar 2008 Posts: 107

I've given Mrs. your number. I'm not sure if she'll call at all but if you could pretend to be my mum, aunt, secretary and confirm my order of six beetles, that would be very nice Very Happy

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