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Wannabe Baiter Joined: 12 Jun 2007 Posts: 95

It would be interesting to see the dates associated with all the emails you just posted. Then we could put his growing desperation in context with the already published correspondence with the church, and get a sense of how long this injury to the leg has persisted.

Did you guys ever write him back? Or does he just keep trying without responses?

How do you keep stringing them along playing their Nigerian friends that never actually help out? What excuses do you use?

Did you really call that cattle dealer, or was that one of the real Nigerians?

I kind of wondered if lads write each other in Igbo, but I guess they still use pigeon English (with lots and lots of all-caps)?

I guess their inability to use a phone is really playing into your hands.

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 7:45 pm

capricio wrote:

Did you guys ever write him back? Or does he just keep trying without responses?

Yes. We write back to him. We have been for a while now. We sound just like lads.

capricio wrote:

How do you keep stringing them along playing their Nigerian friends that never actually help out? What excuses do you use?

We keep telling him that we are trying really hard to come up with the money but that since it is so much money that he is asking for, it is going to take a while.

capricio wrote:

Did you really call that cattle dealer, or was that one of the real Nigerians?

We have been trying but can never get through.

capricio wrote:

I kind of wondered if lads write each other in Igbo, but I guess they still use pigeon English (with lots and lots of all-caps)?

These guys write back and forth in English. One guy in all caps, the other guy never capitalizes anything.

capricio wrote:

I guess their inability to use a phone is really playing into your hands.

Yes it is. More than you know.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

This lad just has to be burned at the end of the bait. Awesome bait beers!

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:05 pm

Guys.........truly awesome and a work of pure genius.

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:15 pm

We think that we have been successful in stopping their communication with home. There has been absolutely no evidence that they have talked to their buddies since we got them to stop emailing each other. The funniest thing is that our emails from home are often hopeful sounding, but we know that's not true. Laughing

The first mention of the leg problem was last Monday, May 12th.

The funny thing is that the church has become a very small part of the bait. The greater good is going to come from the lad to lad correspondence, if we can continue to pull it off. They have no reason to NOT believe anything we say from that angle.

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 9:20 pm

This has been such an amazing bait that I just came home from the post office where I mailed Sheboppe a donation. The laughs and entertainment are well worth the money! Smile

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 9:30 pm

Another email from Adamu (us) to the real ND.

Quote:

DEAR NDUBUISI,
DO NOT ANSWER ANY PHONE FROM CHAD OKAY. THE UN IMIGRATION POLICE TALK TO US ABOUT BEING HERE AND THEY TAKE OUR NOTES WITH YOUR PHONE NUMBER. WE ARE NOT IN TROUBLE BUT DO NOT WANT TO GIVE THEM REASON TO MAKE TROUBLE FOR THIS JOB. WE HAVE A MAN THAT IS WORKING WITH US FROM UK. HE USED TO WORK FOR UN BUT THEY TREAT HIM BAD SO NOW HE IS HELPING US WITH THIS JOB. WE GAVE THE MAGA A BILL FOR $210,000 AND HE WILL HELP US GET IT FROM THE MAGA.
OKEY

Everything is working out great here.
When the real Adamu is talking to ND, he is really talking to us.
When the real Adamu is talking to CZ, he is really talking to us.
When the real ND is talking to Adamu, he is really talking to us.
When the real CZ is talking to Adamu, he is really talking to us.

The lads in Abeche have no phone and have not for a long, long time.

Now, the obvious thing to do here is to get either/both ND & CZ on the road. They will first be looking for our new UN character who is now working with us on this job. Naturally, all roads lead to a surprise Abeche reunion between Adamu and NZ (or CZ). Imagine that meeting. Laughing

Adamu - "What are you doing here?"
ND - "What do you mean? Where is your UN guy?"
Adamu - "What the hell are you talking about? What UN guy?"
ND - "The UN guy with all of the money."
Adamu - "What? I thought that you came to rescue me and the leg."

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Funnily enough I too made a donation to 419 eater earlier this evening motivated to do so by this awesome bait after all its provided me with hours of endless entertainment Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:02 pm

Wow wow wow. I am on the edge of my seat here, waiting for the hilarity to play out.

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Nov 2005 Posts: 264

I agree this bait really deserves a burn at the end. Imaging Stinky's reaction when he finds out all this misery was orchestrated and none of the promised money even existed. Talk about turnabout.

Of course I hope that point is way down the road. A very long and troubled road that is. Twisted Evil

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

Have them travel with these guys Laughing

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:41 am

MattNW wrote:

I agree this bait really deserves a burn at the end. Imaging Stinky's reaction when he finds out all this misery was orchestrated and none of the promised money even existed.

With the delirium from the gangrenous leg, sound of automatic weapons fire in the background, the spectre of The Hand, and the smell of fresh cow shit wafting in their nostrils, the whole concept would be totally beyond them even if it was mentioned. Most times it doesn't even register with lads who haven't been abducted and shot at.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:46 am

^^

Jeeze callum, you really make it seem like these guy's have been having a hard time over there. They're practically on vacation for Christ's sake.

I mean, sure, there's no ocean there to swim in, but the beach? The beach is HUGE!! Laughing

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:39 am

^^^

The mugus should be grateful for the vacation. Too bad it has only been one of pure R & R.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 68

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:24 am

Quote:

Naturally, all roads lead to a surprise Abeche reunion between Adamu and NZ (or CZ).

No reason to make it easy for them.....

Why can't the reunion take place elsewhere in Chad....like in Aozou?

They haven't been to the North yet, I understand the Sahara Desert is beautiful this time of year! Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:51 am

The funniest part about reading this e-mail that came in earlier to Dover (funniest part to me) is that beacuse we use readnotify, I watched him check mail 3 hours ago and only now remembered to check for a reply. I mean, really, I didn't even think about it and I was doing mundane activities. They're SO neglected when we don't feel like thinking about them. Smile

Here's the mail to Dover:

Quote:

DEAR REV BENJAMIN,
YOU ARE HIGHLY WELCOME ONCEMORE,I THANK GOD THAT YOU ARRIVED SAFELY AND YOU ARE NOW SEEING THINGS BY YOURSELF.
BEFORE I TOLD YOU THAT HERE IN ABECHE CHAD IS VERY HOT THE WEATHER IS NOT CONDUSIVE TO OUR BODY BECAUSE OF THE HOTTNESS.
YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT CHAD IS A MOSLIM COUNTRY THAT NOTHING LIKE DRINKING OF WINE OR BEER HERE DUE TO THEIR LAW. AS SOON AS YOU COME HERE IN ABECHE I WILL RECOGNISE YOU BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN THE LEADERHOSEN YOU ARE PUTTING ON. WHEN WILL YOU COME TO ABEHCE TO MEET US LIKE YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE HEADING TO ADRE SOON.
PLEASE REV BEN, TRY AND COME QUICK TO ABECHE BECAUSE YOU HAVE SEEN IT ALL BOTH WEATHER AND THERE RELIGIOUS LAWS MAKE ALCOHOL ILLEGAL IS NOT FOR GOOD FOR WE CHRISTIAN. (AMEN!)
I PRAY THAT YOU WILL MEET US SAFETY HERE IN JESUS NAME AMEN.
BEST REGARDS,

This one went to Phystme:

Quote:

DEAR REV WILLIAM,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE.
BEN,JUST SENT ME MAIL BUT HE HAS NOT CONTACTED ME HERE IN ABECHE.
HE SAY THAT HE IS HEADING TO ADRE SOON BUT I DONT KNOW WHEN HE IS COMING HERE IN ABECHE.
WE ARE STILL EXPECTING HIM HERE AND I KNOW HE WILL COME.
HE IS SAYING THAT THE WEATHER IS TOO HOT THAT WHAT I TOLD HIM BEFORE THAT WE ARE NOT CONDUSIVE WITH THE WEATHER BUT I KNOW HE WILL COME.
AS SOON AS HE COME I WILL TELL YOU. (Guess we probably shouldn't wait up for that call. Smile

)
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN AND GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AMEN.
BEST REGARDS,

This one to CZ:

Quote:

DEAR CZ,
THE OTHER PEOPLE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT ARE TRAVEL TO LYBIA FROM CHAD HERE THEY ARE ALL IGBO GUYS.
SO WHEN IT HAPPEN EVERYBODY RUN FOR SAFETY BECAUSE THEY ARE SHOOTING ANYHOW. THAT IS WHY SOME PEOPLE GOT WOUNDED AND SOME WERE KILLED.
MOREOVER, WE RUN INTO DESERT FOR SAFETY BEFORE WE GET THAT MAN HAMZA.
MANY NIGERIA USE HIS ACCOUNT TO RECEIVE AND AS SOON AS THEY PAY INTO HIS ACCOUNT AFTER COMFIRMING IT HE WILL GIVE THE PERSON THE MONEY .
PLEASE CZ TRY YOU SAY THAT ND TRAVEL TO WERE HOME.
I AM NOT HAPPY THE WAY ND IS DOING UPON THE BEGGING WELL I KNOW THAT GOD WILL RESCURE US.BECAUSE I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO BROTHER HERE IN CHAD.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN.

This is so funny. YW can post more in a bit too about some other stuff with ND. Laughing

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:02 am

Professor So And So wrote:

THE OTHER PEOPLE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT ARE TRAVEL TO LYBIA FROM CHAD HERE THEY ARE ALL IGBO GUYS.

Possibly other lads on safari?

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:34 pm

Quote:

RELIGIOUS LAWS MAKE ALCOHOL ILLEGAL IS NOT FOR GOOD FOR WE CHRISTIAN. (AMEN!)

Gotta love that he is desperate for a good cold beer. (insert beer thingo here I can't find it) Sad

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:38 pm

Someone should mention the wine-tasting at a TWAT festival in France.

Actually, YW, it's a shame that the Reverend didn't go on (at length) about the fine beer he sampled in Germany...

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Rev Dover should ask about sunscreen, as he only brought 15, but due to the "hashness" of the conditions, he really should have brought 45. Maybe our good friends could find some for him.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:32 pm

I was thinking last night about the Chinese student who killed herself after sending £6,000 to scammers like these. Fortunately, reading about this new development has made me feel a lot better.

Ben Dover is (amusingly) self-absorbed and tactless, but the lads still have to be polite to him. Haha! That must hurt almost as much as The Leg.

Will Adamu's friends spread the news of his big payday? They might keep it quiet for security, but the humiliation of crawling back home filthy and destitute would be even more crushing if everyone expects him to be oozing money.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:35 pm

I agree Miss behaving, to me, it feels like they should get more. I mean absolutely no food, no water, stuck in the desert and/or perhaps kidnapped by some militia, who knows even tortured...

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:57 pm

Quote:

adamulawal: no sir but i use to hear sound of gun everyday

me: Have you ever had to run from it?
Have you ever seen anyone get hit or die?

adamulawal: yes

me: WHAT HAPPENED?

adamulawal: they say that they are not chadian
and they are not allow to come inn
there country
because of language barry

me: SO THEY SHOT THEM?

adamulawal: they querry before they shot his leg

I don't believe him about his traveling companion's leg being injured. He could just be hallucinating. Sometimes hunger, thirst, fear, desperation, high body core temperature, loneliness, fatigue and bewilderment can cause that sort of thing.
Besides - if the poor individual he was talking about got treatment at the hospital for his leg injury why can't they go there?

In any event - it's just another "leg" of his journey! Laughing

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 2:27 pm

Quote:

I WILL RECOGNISE YOU BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN THE LEADERHOSEN YOU ARE PUTTING ON

GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! jump_4_joy

I think they are being led to a hosin' alrighty.... it's just not the one they expect!

I love this bait. I am in awe of the talent that has got it this far. Great Job you guys!
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