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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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One of the best signature lines I have ever seen from a lad:
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Let me know immediately if you receive your Draft.
Thanks.
REMAIN REPTURABLE
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Not only that but Mr. Ben represents
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FRANCIAL& COUNSELORS AT LAW |
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_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Sat May 03, 2008 6:47 pm |
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Make sure you don't point out the mistakes and always refer to him using exactly the same words. Obviously someone as learned as him is way ahead of you on the spelling game. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Sun May 04, 2008 12:31 am |
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I never point out their mistakes. I take great care to de-educate the lads. |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Fri May 09, 2008 2:07 pm |
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George had a little problems getting the informations right on the payment slip:
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ATTN: JIDGEY HODGE
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PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS OF $800.000.00:
We recieved proposal from one Company here in Benin Republic of Benin Named FeDex Delivery Company to transfer a sum of eight hundred thousand united states Dollars ($800.000.00) subjected on a certify bank draft own by one of our customer above, Blah, Blah, Blah...
Therefore, send the $250.00usd urgently with the name of our Revenue Attendant as stated below through the service of Western Union money or money gram transfer to enable us obtain the Document from Fedral High court.
Receive Name: ______ Name: 0nwuka prince.
Country: Benin Republic
City: Cotonou .
Text Question: What Colour?
Answer: Amber
Sender Name...
MTCN:?????????. |
Jidgey Hodge????? (my user ID on this email acct is "jidgey@etc.")
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Dear Smitty,
Who the hell is Jidgey Hodge? My name is Ge0rge Herman Ruth. Is this the way you insort your customers by making a mistakes with their name?
Here is the Payment Slip from the Money Gram. Collect the payment and send me my monies right away.
Ge0rge Herman Ruth |
He did say to send the payment to Prince 0newanker in Cotton Candy, Benin Repblic, right?
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dear costomer george herman ruth
how are you doing today well we received you email this morning well we want to the money gram this morning to received the money and them said that the MTCN CONTROL NUNBER is not curect so what i want you do right now is you should go and pick up the money that you send to the money gram .ok so what i want you do is you should go ahead and send it through western union money transfer
REGARD JONH SMITH DIRECTOR
GENERAL BANK MANAGER |
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Dear Smitty,
Now listen and listen good. I want you to check the payment slip I sent you once again and make sure you have all the informations correct. I do not have time to send the monies again. Stop delaying this transactions and do it right.
Ge0rge Herman Ruth |
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ATTN: GEORGE HERMAN RUT
IN A RESPOND TO YOUR EMAIL, YOU ARE HERE TO BE INFORM THAT AFTER CHECKING THE INFORMATION WE FIND OUT THAT YOU SEND THE REQUIRED FEE TO WROG COUNTRY WHILE I TOLD YOU IN MY PREVIOUS MASSAGE THAT THE FEE WILL BE SEND THE BENIN REPUBNLIC, MEANWHILE, YOU ARE ADVICE TO GO AND CORRECT THE COUNTRY TO ENABLE US PICK IT AND TRANSFER YOUR FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT , FURTHERMORE, YOU EXPECTED ALSO TO SEND US YOUR CURRENT TELEPHONE NUMBER. FINALY, HERE IS THE CORRECT INFORMATION TO SEND THE $250.00
RECEIVER NAME..................0NWUKA PRINCE
CITY....................................COTONOU
COUNTRY...............................BENIN REPUBLIC
TEXT QUESTION.......................WHAT COLOR
ANSWER...................................AMBER
AMOUNT.......................................$250.00
MTCN...................................................
YOUR IMMEDIATE REPLY IS HIGHLY NEEDED TODAY REGARD TO THE ABOVE MENTIONED MISTAKE FOR IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUNDS.
REGARD JOHN SMITH
BANK MANAGER
ZENITH BANK BENIN PLC |
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Dear Smitty,
Now listen and listen good. I did not send the payment to the wrong country. I send the paytment to Prince 0newanker in Cotton Candy, Benin Republic. What is the matter with you? Why are you causing this delays in our transactions?
Ge0rge Herman Ruth |
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ATTN.GEORGE HERMAN RUTH
WHAT IS MEANING ALL THIS THINGS .I HAVE TOLD YOU SEVEREN THANS THAT THERE WAS AMISTAKE IN PAYMENT SLIP. THE COUNTRY SEND THE MONEY TO WAS WRONG AND ALSO AND RECEIVER NAME TOO
SO ARE ESPECTED TO CORRECT YOU MISTAKE TODAY
SO ALL YOU HAVE DO TO IS THAT YOU HAVE TO GO TO MONEY GRAM AND TEL THEM TO GIVE YOUR MONEY BACK .YOU SENT IHE MONEY TO Cotton Candy, Benin
REPUBLIC ESTED OF BENIN REPUBLIC AND WROTH
0NWANKER PRINCE ESTED 0NWUKA PRINCE SO HAVE TO CORRECT YOU MISTAKE TODAY IN RODER TO ENABLE TRANSFER F FUND INTO YOU ACCOUNT TODAY
SO RESEND MONEY WIH THIS INFORMATION TODAY OK |
George made a mistakes. Smitty told him so SEVEREN THANS.... His English gets really brutal when he is upset. |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri May 09, 2008 3:09 pm |
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George made some mistakes...Catherine Eddowes sent the MG! hehehe |
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tomfoolery
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Apr 2008
Posts: 69
Location: Keeping the home fires burning
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Fri May 09, 2008 3:13 pm |
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bunnyrabbit wrote: |
Now listen and listen good. I want you to check the payment slip I sent you once again and make sure you have all the informations correct. I do not have time to send the monies again. Stop delaying this transactions and do it right. |
Bunnyrabbit, it's late where I am but everytime I read your posts it keeps me awake laughing; love your turn of phrase and the way you change those names. |
_________________ I just cant understand your non charlant behaviour to this transaction, despoite all my mails to you ,you just kept me in the cold,Why??
Let me hear from you today or i will consider you a misfit for this matter.
Hope you doing good.
Regards,
Dr K0ng0lo
"I have got into big troubles on your acount. You are confusng us greatly here" - Mu5a U5man |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Fri May 09, 2008 4:29 pm |
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SlapHappy wrote: |
George made some mistakes...Catherine Eddowes sent the MG! hehehe |
OOOps! I gues he didn't notice it. Or else it just added to his confusion.
Well George and Catherine both make a lot of mistake ok. |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Tue May 13, 2008 4:07 pm |
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ATTENTION GE0RGE HERMAN RUTH.
I WANT TO MONEY GRAM THIS MORNING TO PICK UP THE MONEY THERE TOLD ME THAT THE MONEY HAVE BEEN PICK UP BY SENDER. WERE THE ONE THAT PICK UP THE MONEY.SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS THAT YOU HAVE RESEND MONEY TO WESTERN UNION BECAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE MONEY GRAM IS TALKING ABOUT.
SEE THE MTCN YOU SENT US
29384020
SO IF YOU WANT TO RESEND THE MONEY YOU WILL SEND IT TO THE WESTERN UNION WITH THIS INFOM%ATION
RECEIVER NAME..................0NWUKA PRINCE
CITY....................................COTONOU
COUNTRY...............................BENIN REPUBLIC
TEXT QUESTION.......................WHAT COLOR
ANSWER...................................AMBER
AMOUNT.......................................$250.00
MTCN................................................... |
George explains:
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Dear Smitty,
Whta do you mean you don't know what the Money Gram is talking about? You are a banker and you don't know how to read a Money Gram? What kind of idiot are you?
Now listen and listen good, numbnuts. You got the Control Number WRONG, you fool. Here is the payment slip again. Copy the number down carefully and get it right this time.
Cordially Yours,
Ge0rge Herman Ruth |
Sent him a payment slip with the last digit of the reference number rubbed out.
The genius replies:
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DEAR COSTOMER GE0RGE HERMAN RUTH
HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY WE WANT TO THE MONEY GRAM THIS MORNING THEY SAID THAT REFERENCE NUMBER THAT YOU SEND FOR US IS NOT CORRECT WHY.
WHAT IS THIS RUBISHE WE ABOVE OF ALL THIS NONSENCE IF YOU CAN NOT RESEND THE MONEY THROUHG WESTERN UNION THEN YOU SHOULD FORGET ABOUT THE TRANSTION
MAY BE ANOTHER PERSON WILL COME TO CLAIM YOU FUNDS BECAUSE OUR CASHIER CAN NOT BRE MOVING ABOUT I WONT YOU TO KNOW THAT THE BANK IS ABOVE THIS ART.
BY THE WAY DID YOU SEND ANY BODY TO COME AND AND CLAIM YOU FUNDS HERE IN BENIN REPUBLIC BY NAME MR JOHNSON BEN .
WHAT EVER YOUR DOING YOU HAVE TO DO IT VERY FIRST WITHIN 48 HOURS .SO MY ADIVCE TO YOU IS THAT YOU SHOULD GO TO WESTERN UNION RESEND MONEY ANYTHING LES THAN THAT YOU SHOULD NOT MAIL THE CPMANY AGAIN BECAUSE WE HAVE MANY COSTOMER TO ATTEND TO .
RESEND THE MONEY WITH THIS INFOMATION BELLOW TO WESTERN UNION .
receiver name 0nwuka prince
Country: Benin Republic .
City: Cotonou .
Text Question: What Colour?
Answer: Amber
Sender Name...
Mtcn------
WE ARE WAITING FORYOU FROM MR JOHN SMITH |
Time for George to send another payment to Prince Onewanker? Troub;e is this genious doesn't seem to notice that the name is wrong. So maybe it's time to send him to MTCN S3cur3. Let's see if the bank is about this "ART." |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Tue May 13, 2008 6:32 pm |
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Who the hell is Jidgey Hodge? My name is Ge0rge Herman Ruth. |
How rude of him to get your name wrong. I mean, who would mess up such a simple detail? |
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Jimmy Jazz
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 174
Location: Slowly going around the bend
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Wed May 14, 2008 3:53 am |
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bunnyrabbit wrote: |
Cordially Yours,
Ge0rge Herman Ruth |
That really is very funny...... |
_________________ After all I have done for you, you still have the UTAHCITY to call me a fool - J*hn 1gwe
I like you because I can sense some kind of strictness in you which reassures me that you are a straigth forward person - M@mudu U5m@n
"I must tell you that you must be one of these internet bugs parasites" - An ongoing lad.
ASSHOL, EAT YOUR DEFICATE., USELESS SOON OF BITCH, POLICT TOILET AND A MISSRABLE ONDIGAR BORN TO BE FAUSTRATED FOR LIFE THAT IS WHAT YOUR ARE.OK - Barrister D0ugla5 Clarl3
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Sat May 17, 2008 3:20 am |
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ATTENTION MY DEAR GEORGE HERMAN RUTH HOW ARE YOU DOING .
WHY DO YOU LIKE TO COUSE US ALOT OF STRESS WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS THINGS I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR ARE NOT ONLY THE CUSTOMERS THAT WE HAVE TO ATHEND TO I DONT KNOW WHY YOU OWN COUSE IS DIFFERENCE YOU HAVE MADE THE SOME MISTAKE AGAIN WITH REEIVED NAME SEE WHAT YOUR WROTH PRINCE ONENENKA ESTED OF ONWUKA PRINCE .
SO ALL YOU YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO YOU MISTAKE SO WHEN THE MISTAKE HAS BEEN CORRECTED ALL YOU HAVE TO DO SEND US THE PAYMENT SLIP WITH CONTROL NUMBER BECAUSE THE ONE YOU SENT TO US WE TRY ALL OUR BEST FINE THE MTCN CONTROL NUMBER BUT WE FOUND IT HOWEVER AND WE WANT TO THE WESTERN UNION TODATY AND THEY SAID THAT THERE IS NO MONEY SO GO AND VERIFY VERY WELL .
AND RESEND IT IMMEDIATELY WITH THIS INFORMATION AGAIN
receiver name onwuka prince
Country: Benin Republic .
City: Cotonou .
Text Question: What Colour?
Answer: Amber............
Sender Name....
MTCN..............
REGARD MR JOHN SMITH MANAGING DIRECTOR ZENITH BANK BENIN REPUBLIC |
He's lying...
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I believe you are big liar because when I call the Western Union they say no one has fount the MTCN number yet for my payment. You lie when you say you found the MTCN number. You did not solve the Security Puzzle.
I command you to call the Western Union Customer Service number at +1 206 984 0987 and ask them how to find the MTCN number.
Now hurray and no more lies.
Cordially Yours,
Ge0rge Herman Ruth |
All in all, a rather obliging chap...
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ATTTENTION MR GE0RGE HERMAN RUTH
I CALLED THE WESTERN UNION IT RANE TWISE AND AFTER IT ENTERD VOINCE MAIL AND E MAIL THEM THEY COULD RESPOND TO US WHAT IS MEANING OF ALL THIS THINGS I HAVE TOLD YOU SEVERAL TIMES AGO THAT OUR CASIER CANT NOT MOVING ABOUTFROM SYSTEM TO SYSTEM.
SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO RIGHT NOW IS TO GO AND RESEND THE MONEY TO ANOTHER WESTERN UNION AND AS SOON AS YOU RESEND THE MONEY YOUR HAVE TO SEND US THE PAYMENT SLIP ITH MTCN NUMBER OK
AND I WANT TO TELL YOUR THAT YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US WHAT WE SAW WAS PRINCE ONEWENKER ESTED ONWUKA PRINCE BUT I FOUND OUT THAT MAY BE THE RECEIVED NAME WE GAVE TO YOU IS HAD TO YOU TO PRONOUNCE SO WE HAVE DECIDERED TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER NAME THAT YOUR WILL USE TO RESEND THE MONEY TO THE WESTEN UNION AND HIS NAME IS OBIELUO DAVID AND SECOND TO LAST CHANGE THAT NAME THAT I GIVE TO YOU .
BECAUSE OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK SO DO THAT WITHIN 48 HOURS OK
RESEND THE MONEY WITH THIS INFOMATION BELLOW
RECEIVER NAME...........0BIELU0 DAVID
Country: Benin Republic .
City: Cotonou .
Text Question: What Colour?
Answer: Amber............
Sender Name....
MTCN............
REGARD MR JOHN SMITH MANAGING DIRECTOR ZENITH BANK BENIN REPUBLIC |
He seems finally to have noticed that I've been sending the payment to "Prince Onewanker." Did he say this is my "second to last chance?" George gets one "free" mistakes then, right? Maybe he'll send it to "Lookoutbelow David" in "Cotton Candy, Benin Republic." |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Sat May 17, 2008 4:39 am |
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Maybe he'll send it to "Lookoutbelow David" in "Cotton Candy, Benin Republic." |
BR...I fall down laughing when I read this name stuff.
Onewanker Prince is classic.
I'm not sure but the new person he wants you to send the money to could be Oblowlow David?
But you're "STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE"... |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Sat May 17, 2008 7:14 pm |
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It looks like "GEROGE" has "MAD THE SOME MISTAKE AGAIN." Maybe the receiver wasn't "O-BLOW-U-LOW DAVID" He actually put this in the HUGE font size, larger than this:
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ATTENTION GEROGE HERMAN RUTH
YOU HAVE MAD THE SOME MISTAKE AGAIN
YOU WROTH COTTON CANDY ESTED OF COTONOU
AGAIN YOU WROIH OBLOWULOW DAVID ESTED OF 0BIEL0U DAVID
THE COUNTRY YOU WIIL SEND THE MONEY IS BENIN REPULIC THEN CITY COTONOU
SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO CORRECT YOU MISTAKES OK.
THIS TIME AROUND DONT MAKE ANY MISTAKE OK
DO THAT VERY FAST AND SEND US THE PAYMENT SLIP
I GIVE THE NAME AGAIN THAT YOU WILL USE TO RESEND THE MONEY OR CORRECT YOU MISTAKE
HERE COMES THE INFORMATION AGAIN
RECEIVER NAME............0BIELU0 DAVID
Country: Benin Republic .
City: Cotonou .
Text Question: What Colour?
Answer: Amber............
Sender Name....
MTCN............
REGARD MR JOHN SMITH MANAGING DIRECTOR ZEN1TH BANK BENIN REPUBLIC |
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_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat May 17, 2008 7:20 pm |
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I think this time it should be "Dave Blow". |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Sat May 17, 2008 7:33 pm |
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George was a little upset that Smitty got his name wrong. Funny thing is that I accidently wrote it as GEROGE in the sig. That should drive him bonkers:
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Dear Smitty,
YOU WROTH MY NAME AS GEROGE. MY NAME IS GEORGE, GE0RGE HERMAN RUTH. IT IS VERY INSULTIVE OF YOU TO GET A MY NAME WRONG. YOU MUST BE STUPID AS GOAT BECAUSE YOU CANNOT EVEN GET A SIMPLE NAME CORRECT. NOW YOU MUST APOLOGIZE PROPERLY TO ME.
KIND REGARDS,
GEROGE HERMAN RUTH |
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_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Mon May 19, 2008 11:37 pm |
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He put this in the hugest font size yet (much larger than this) and highlighted it in blue:
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ATTENTION MR GE0RGE HERMAN RUTH
SORRY THAT WE MADE AMISTAKE WITH YOU NAME
SO ALL YOU HAVE DO IS TO CORRET YOU MISTAKE TOO.
AS WE TOLD BEFORE THAT YOU MADE A MISTAKE WITH THE RECEIVER NAME AND CITY.
COUNTRY IS BENIN REBULIC ONLY THEN CITY COTONUO ONLY
YOU CAN CONTACT US WITH THIS NUMBER +22993176448.
SO HERE COMES THE INFORMATION BELOW
RECEIVER NAME.............0BIELU0 DAVID
Country: Benin Republic .
City: Cotonou .
Text Question: What Colour?
Answer: Amber............
Sender Name....
MTCN............
REGARD MR JOHN SMITH MANAGING DIRECTOR ZENITH BANK BENIN REPUBLIC |
He did say "Cotonuo" right? |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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He did say "Cotonuo" right? |
That's right, Cuntonou. Make sure you get it right this time. |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Attention Smitty,
Your apology is not of sufficient quality to atone for your mistakes when you wroth my name wrong. Now listen and listen good. This is what you must do to apologize. I want to you call me at 1-309-424-XXXX in the USA and leave a massage saying "Smitty is nom nuts and I am a very sorry person." Now hurrray up and leave the massage you idiot. When you apologize properly we will conclude this transactions.
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Ge0rge Herman Ruth |
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"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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Julian Day
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 108
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Tue May 20, 2008 5:46 pm |
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Now I've got coffee up my nose! (And it hurts! ) |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Mon May 26, 2008 4:53 pm |
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He wouldn't call and leave the "massage" so I decided just to send him the payment slip again, this time made out to
Oblowmelow David
Cotton Candy, Benin Republic
I think I might have pissed him off just a little:
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attention mr george herman ruth
or what ever you calling you name well i thank you very much then i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace well iam very very sorpriceable then i want you to stop send us an email entirely stop stop stop stop send us an email again then as you can see me now iam not recemble you a begar so keep that you money i dont need it iam director general here in zenith bank benin republic so keep you money and eat it overthere fucke your there did you think that iam a begar then deleted my from you mailing list and idoilt like you then you fool DID YOU REALY KNOW WHY IT IS BEACUSE IAM ANGRY WITH YOU SO STOP MAILING ME AGAIN BITCH |
He said he can't wait to hear from me again, right? |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Mon May 26, 2008 4:59 pm |
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To me it looks like he wants you to email him again |
_________________ "Once beaten,Twice Shy" - C@mila Bruc3
"JUST COME OUT STRAIGHT AND STOP BEATING BY THE BUSH, I KNOW $8000 IS A LOT OF MONEY" - Kelly-The famous zebra scammer |
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MrMe
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 593
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Mon May 26, 2008 5:09 pm |
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All that talk of Western Union was because he was trying to send you a telegram:
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well i thank you very much then i want you to
STOP
send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace well iam very very sorpriceable then i want you to
STOP
send us an email entirely
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP |
See, he wants you to reply |
_________________ <a href="?t=120541">GIT Form</a> - <a href="?t=130670">Send emails in the past</a> - <a href="?p=1002914">3-stern Union</a>
<a href="?t=125626">MTCN S3cur3</a> Endorsements:
I am almost having a bad sight as a result of click on the box
my eyes are paining me now cos i have been
looking at the computer for more than six hours
you cannot subject me to this suffering
i am sick and tired of this shit.
I don't go with this Idea at all, this is not how business is done
whenever i make mistake even at the peak of retrieving the numbers i would ask to go back to the begining and this has virtually consumed all my time by doing this
i cant stress my self any more..I now have a back pain cos of this
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon May 26, 2008 9:01 pm |
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I personally believe that REMAIN REPTURABLE was a misprint for REMAIN RAPTURABLE - he wanted you to be ready to be taken to Heaven before the Antichrist shows up; now he wants you to go to Hell. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Mon May 26, 2008 9:56 pm |
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Dear Smitty,
Yes, I agree that you should stop desegrace yourself in the Money Gram office, I am very sorpriceable that you act like recemble. The difficulty is that you did not call me and leave the massage "Smitty is nom nuts and I am a very sorry person." If you would do this you would not have to desegrace yourself like begar.
Now will you please go to the Money Gram office with correct informations from the paymemt slip I sent to you so that we can continue with the transactions?
Warmly,
Ge0rge Hermn Ruth |
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_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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Slootie
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 182
Location: Deep in the heart of Tecksus
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OMG, this thread is FUNNY!!!
bunnyrabbit, I love the way you write. |
_________________ Thank you Annie Oakley for assuring me that we both can trust one another and have a successful business partnership. - J0hn Kennedy aka James Kennedy aka James R0bin aka Peter Ch0i
Mr Frank i want you to know that you are not God and the way you do things i dont like it.because you have been fooling me around and causing me more pains. - Juliet
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