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lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Jumping in in the middle just a bit. Catherine got tired of being asked to fill out forms:

Quote:

Dear Smart Smith,

Now listen and listen good. I want you to stop causing this dealys to
our transactions. Get busy and send me my moneys transfer right now. I
already send you all the forms. Now you need to send me my moneys right
away. No more foolishness and stupdness.

Warmest Regards

Catherine Edd0wes

Lad obliges. No forms, just informations. So Catherine sent her informations.

Quote:

Dear Smitty,

This is the last time I am going to give you my informations:

1)Your full name. Catherine Edd0wes
2)Phone, fax and mobile #. 0709289XXXX
3)company name, position and address. 216 Emory Street
4)profession, age and marital status.Hooker, 32, single
5)Copy of int'l passport,drivers linsense,or any valid ID card. OK

Now send me my moneys right away.

Catherine Eddowes

Sent illegible passport .jpg file

Predictably:

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My Dear Catherin,

Your information is well received. i want to let you know,that your fund is ready now to transferrd to you,

My Dear sister in the lord,i want to the Bank ,the bank told me that the need to REACTIVATE THE BANK ACCOUNT BEFORE TRANSFERRING THE MONEY TO YOU ,AND THE TOLD TO REACTIVATE THE ACCOUNT WILL COST ME $2500 DOLLARS, WHICH I DONT HAVE UP THAT AMOUNT OF MONEY , I HAVE ONLY $600 DOLLARS .

Sister Catherine YOU KNOW MY CONADITION ,SO YOU HAVE TO HELP ME WITH THE BALANCE OK.

AGAIN YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND ME YOUR BANK INFORMATION.

WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

AWAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

REGARDS
K SMART SMITH

Quote:

Dear Smitty,

That seems like a lot of moneys to reactivate the account. Send me a
copy of the statement form the bank which says it will cost $2500.
Also, where are you? Are you in Lagos? I must know where to send the
moneys. Send me your informations.

Warmly,

Catherine Edd0wes

Quote:

My Dear Sister in the lord,

May the peace of the lord be with you Amen.

I receive your mail well noted. The bank says they cannot registered me until I paid for the reactivate of the account, my sister as soon as I receive the money they will give the form which says that.

My Sister in the lord advice to send me the through this information

Receiver's Name: ANTH0NY G0DSWILL

Address: Lagos Nigeria
Text question: What for?
Text answer: HELP.
Amount:

As soon as I receive the money today , I we go immediately to they bank and paid the money to them.

Please sister help me to get this money, I beg you in the name of Almighty God.

In God we trust.

Awaiting to hear from you soon

Regards

K Smart Smith

Catherine sent a MG payment slip for "Antimony Cogswell." Laughing

Quote:

My Dear Sister ,

I am very very sorry for you that you are playing with me why. You know my condition that why I choose you to get this money from Bank.

My Sister ,you go and take scam feak payment slip send it to me why ,they bank could have arrest me today if not that God is on my side.

Do Not alwo me to couse you .

Regards

K Smart Smith.

He wouldn't couse his "dear sister," would he?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

I dunno-i think you should find out.
Very Happy

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:29 pm

What exactly does "couse" mean? Doesn't sound like something I want to have happen to me. But then I said that about "fleckle" before I knew what it was, and truth be told I enjoy a good fleckle these days.

"couse" sounds grotty though.

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:30 pm

I love it how they curse you, then always sign off with 'warmest regards'.

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 5:03 pm

I just tell them I am dyslexic and that he needs to write louder so I can hear.

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 5:08 pm

^^^^^^^

That is just the funniest thing I've heard all day.
<wipes eyes>
OMG. LOL_sign

Edit: @Kent - can I borrow that? <giggle>

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 6:24 pm

Be my guest.

But the lads wont share your sense of humor... Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 06 Nov 2005 Posts: 233 Location: USA

Kent wrote:

I just tell them I am dyslexic and that he needs to write louder so I can hear.

Now THAT is a classic line! Smile

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 4:20 am

~ bunnyrabbit,

Well sounds to me you are dealing with Mr Bookman the library cop...

Just wait for the

bookman from Seinfeld wrote:

Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 19 Mar 2008 Posts: 5

Boy ,I can't wait for you to respond with his next story .Dyslexic .... Laughing

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Quote:

Dear Smitty,

I am very distressed that you would want to couse me. I thought I was
your dear sister. Is that how you treat your sister in Nigeria?

Now listen and listen good. I do not know what you mean when you say I
am playing with you. In England this means you have your dick out and I
am touching it. Is your dick out, Smitty? Then why do you say I am
playing with you? Please communicate in clear English.

Is there some problem with the payment slip? If there is a problem,
please tell me what it is.

Cordially,

Catherine Edd0wes

Then nothing for a while, so....

Quote:

Dear Smitty,

What is the status of our transactions?

Catherine Edd0wes

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Listing Catherine Edd0wes

This is to inform you what you question me,why do you ask such a question, i dont even know that you are not serious to help me .if that you want to help me out, you could have been do it since.Remember that you fail me

Go on and do your wish if you feel to give me the help needed,and send what the bank demanded from you ok.Get back to me as soon as possible

kensmart smith

Quote:

Dear Smart Smith,

Now listing and listing good, Smitty. How can you say I am not seriouse? You telled me you have your dick out and I am touching it.

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS NOT SERIOUSE.

Now put your dick away and tell me what is the status of this transactions.

Warmest Regards,

Catherine Edd0wes

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 1:40 am

LOL That's hilarious

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