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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Mon May 19, 2008 3:56 pm |
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Jumping in in the middle just a bit. Catherine got tired of being asked to fill out forms:
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Dear Smart Smith,
Now listen and listen good. I want you to stop causing this dealys to
our transactions. Get busy and send me my moneys transfer right now. I
already send you all the forms. Now you need to send me my moneys right
away. No more foolishness and stupdness.
Warmest Regards
Catherine Edd0wes |
Lad obliges. No forms, just informations. So Catherine sent her informations.
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Dear Smitty,
This is the last time I am going to give you my informations:
1)Your full name. Catherine Edd0wes
2)Phone, fax and mobile #. 0709289XXXX
3)company name, position and address. 216 Emory Street
4)profession, age and marital status.Hooker, 32, single
5)Copy of int'l passport,drivers linsense,or any valid ID card. OK
Now send me my moneys right away.
Catherine Eddowes |
Sent illegible passport .jpg file
Predictably:
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My Dear Catherin,
Your information is well received. i want to let you know,that your fund is ready now to transferrd to you,
My Dear sister in the lord,i want to the Bank ,the bank told me that the need to REACTIVATE THE BANK ACCOUNT BEFORE TRANSFERRING THE MONEY TO YOU ,AND THE TOLD TO REACTIVATE THE ACCOUNT WILL COST ME $2500 DOLLARS, WHICH I DONT HAVE UP THAT AMOUNT OF MONEY , I HAVE ONLY $600 DOLLARS .
Sister Catherine YOU KNOW MY CONADITION ,SO YOU HAVE TO HELP ME WITH THE BALANCE OK.
AGAIN YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND ME YOUR BANK INFORMATION.
WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.
AWAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.
REGARDS
K SMART SMITH |
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Dear Smitty,
That seems like a lot of moneys to reactivate the account. Send me a
copy of the statement form the bank which says it will cost $2500.
Also, where are you? Are you in Lagos? I must know where to send the
moneys. Send me your informations.
Warmly,
Catherine Edd0wes |
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My Dear Sister in the lord,
May the peace of the lord be with you Amen.
I receive your mail well noted. The bank says they cannot registered me until I paid for the reactivate of the account, my sister as soon as I receive the money they will give the form which says that.
My Sister in the lord advice to send me the through this information
Receiver's Name: ANTH0NY G0DSWILL
Address: Lagos Nigeria
Text question: What for?
Text answer: HELP.
Amount:
As soon as I receive the money today , I we go immediately to they bank and paid the money to them.
Please sister help me to get this money, I beg you in the name of Almighty God.
In God we trust.
Awaiting to hear from you soon
Regards
K Smart Smith |
Catherine sent a MG payment slip for "Antimony Cogswell."
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My Dear Sister ,
I am very very sorry for you that you are playing with me why. You know my condition that why I choose you to get this money from Bank.
My Sister ,you go and take scam feak payment slip send it to me why ,they bank could have arrest me today if not that God is on my side.
Do Not alwo me to couse you .
Regards
K Smart Smith. |
He wouldn't couse his "dear sister," would he? |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Mon May 19, 2008 4:02 pm |
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I dunno-i think you should find out.
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_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Mon May 19, 2008 4:29 pm |
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What exactly does "couse" mean? Doesn't sound like something I want to have happen to me. But then I said that about "fleckle" before I knew what it was, and truth be told I enjoy a good fleckle these days.
"couse" sounds grotty though. |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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vaultdweller
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2008
Posts: 211
Location: Vault 69
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Mon May 19, 2008 4:30 pm |
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I love it how they curse you, then always sign off with 'warmest regards'. |
_________________ I have written Han because at Russian people so name beloveds. This word is meant by the leader. Also associates with force, courage, riches. Han this historical name of the man. Now I cannot write the big letter as I do not have money to the Internet. - N@t@ly@
'you most be a fool mother f*****' 'am not in a good mud now' 'i dont need can of man like you' -b3cky t|mmy
''lol ur my kid of huy will like too f*** u till u come - luvdoc
'yahoozeeeeeeeeeeeee' : secret word FOR SCAMMERS ONLY! |
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Kent
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
Posts: 238
Location: At your 6, with you in my gunsight
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Mon May 19, 2008 5:03 pm |
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I just tell them I am dyslexic and that he needs to write louder so I can hear. |
_________________ X3 Up the Congo without a Paddle. 2282 miles round trip as the crow flies Lagos to Kinshasa Congo http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=80344
Do you know that 2 of my men have been arrested? in Kinshasa today?
How do you want me to believe that you can be more Catholic than the Pope and more Islamic than the Sheik? -Cynthia Adams
OTU SUWAAKWAA NNE GI -Victor Moore. I like to think of it as a horrible death curse.
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Mon May 19, 2008 5:08 pm |
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^^^^^^^
That is just the funniest thing I've heard all day.
<wipes eyes>
OMG.
Edit: @Kent - can I borrow that? <giggle> |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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Kent
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
Posts: 238
Location: At your 6, with you in my gunsight
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Mon May 19, 2008 6:24 pm |
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Be my guest.
But the lads wont share your sense of humor... |
_________________ X3 Up the Congo without a Paddle. 2282 miles round trip as the crow flies Lagos to Kinshasa Congo http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=80344
Do you know that 2 of my men have been arrested? in Kinshasa today?
How do you want me to believe that you can be more Catholic than the Pope and more Islamic than the Sheik? -Cynthia Adams
OTU SUWAAKWAA NNE GI -Victor Moore. I like to think of it as a horrible death curse.
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John Drake
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 233
Location: USA
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Mon May 19, 2008 8:56 pm |
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Kent wrote: |
I just tell them I am dyslexic and that he needs to write louder so I can hear. |
Now THAT is a classic line! |
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"I am not a number..."
"YOU GO TO HELL YOU DA FREAK GOD STRIKE YOU DEED RIT NOW HOW DARE YOU SAYE THOS THINS TO ME I AM CHRSTIAN AND DO NOT DO DOSE THINGS YOU ARE SIK SIK MAN!!!!
YOU NEVER NEVER RITE TO ME AGAN--EVAR EVAR!!! I WIL ASS GOD TO PUNISH YOU AND SEHND YOU TO HELL! YOU AR SO SIK IT MAKE ME ILL JUS THINKIN ABUT YOU SO CRAZY." -Dr Wily
Without this certificate, we are still where we are.
I can never trust you again. It will be hard for us to work together.
I have learnt so much from the disappointments i experienced from you. I can only thank you for wasting my precious time.
thanks for wasting my time all thes while. You have been a great friend, i can not deny that.
Thanks for not being there for me when it matters most. -Xu Chaofan |
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dagget
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 242
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Tue May 20, 2008 4:20 am |
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~ bunnyrabbit,
Well sounds to me you are dealing with Mr Bookman the library cop...
Just wait for the
bookman from Seinfeld wrote: |
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. |
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_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU
USE THE MONEY TO BUY COFFIN. " ASEM lad
Have i scammed you once,instead you are the one scamming us here now....Send the money animal.
PLEASE TAKE CAER OF YOUR SELF OR I SEND TO YOU F.I.B ?
X24 1 X 2.5 years |
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downlow
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5
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Tue May 20, 2008 7:28 pm |
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Boy ,I can't wait for you to respond with his next story .Dyslexic .... |
_________________ Mess with the best
Die like the Rest |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Sun May 25, 2008 12:48 am |
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Dear Smitty,
I am very distressed that you would want to couse me. I thought I was
your dear sister. Is that how you treat your sister in Nigeria?
Now listen and listen good. I do not know what you mean when you say I
am playing with you. In England this means you have your dick out and I
am touching it. Is your dick out, Smitty? Then why do you say I am
playing with you? Please communicate in clear English.
Is there some problem with the payment slip? If there is a problem,
please tell me what it is.
Cordially,
Catherine Edd0wes |
Then nothing for a while, so....
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Dear Smitty,
What is the status of our transactions?
Catherine Edd0wes |
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Listing Catherine Edd0wes
This is to inform you what you question me,why do you ask such a question, i dont even know that you are not serious to help me .if that you want to help me out, you could have been do it since.Remember that you fail me
Go on and do your wish if you feel to give me the help needed,and send what the bank demanded from you ok.Get back to me as soon as possible
kensmart smith |
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Dear Smart Smith,
Now listing and listing good, Smitty. How can you say I am not seriouse? You telled me you have your dick out and I am touching it.
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS NOT SERIOUSE.
Now put your dick away and tell me what is the status of this transactions.
Warmest Regards,
Catherine Edd0wes |
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_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun May 25, 2008 1:40 am |
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LOL That's hilarious |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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