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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sun May 18, 2008 12:08 pm |
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Well, bad news for me - I am a killer(!), and I will certainly go to jail, along with my entire family:
Mr.Mugu wrote: |
MR. DEAF & DUMB,
It is a pity that you are simply a rog and GOD saved me from entering into your satanic hand.
All your family are stupid and DEAF & DUMB will never go out on your linage. How dear you called me stupid man, simply because i saked you for a meire help. Had it been that you received this money, who knows what you would have done to me when i come over? I will rather say that you would have plan to kill me with your killer gang.
Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. You do not have respect, if not you would not have called your father stupid man.
I do not think that i have your time, to hell with your western stupid union and power of attorney that i asked you to give me. I have every right to look for another person to help me out. If i mistakingly see you or anybody that bears your name in this transaction again, i will make you sure i jail you and your entire family, if at you have.
Don't you ever border to reply this mail for i will never be in a position to reply any stupid mail and silly mail again.
My name is no longer avelaible for you. |
This mugu truly knows some bad words - more than I know, actually! I have no idea what a "rog" is, or a rouge or a surscy, while I suspect that a tourt may be a turtle and a "nornentity" could be something that doesn't exist at all.
Any help on mugu insult vocabulary? And, how should I reply to him? |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sun May 18, 2008 12:21 pm |
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Well, as you don't understand what the insults mean, the first thing to do is to email him back and ask him to expalin them to you. |
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sun May 18, 2008 12:24 pm |
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That is a whole portion of extra crazy, you've got some wonderful signature material there.
Just ask him to clarify what some of the words are as you've not been called them before. Suggest that you've taken them as a compliment. This lad sounds like he is ready to be tipped over the edge.
Edit: Just seen SOO's reply... we appear to be on the same wavelength! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun May 18, 2008 12:27 pm |
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Very nice Lad rant!
"Tourt" may have been intended as "Tout", which I've seen in some Lad emails when they're pretending to be with the EFCC. He's calling you a cheat and a liar, I guess.
"Rouge" is a common misprint for "Rogue", and I've seen it outside Lad emails. |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Sun May 18, 2008 12:39 pm |
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Great work.
Nornentity = non entity perhaps. |
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smartbomb
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Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Sun May 18, 2008 12:47 pm |
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Dear oh dear, your pet seems to have really lost his little temper.
what a shame. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sun May 18, 2008 1:01 pm |
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What a very narrow minded and bigoted boi.
Just because you are aurally challenged it doesn't mean you are stupid. One very large slap required IMHO.
Nice siggy material in there though. |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Sun May 18, 2008 2:10 pm |
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Never heard of that beer before |
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you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sun May 18, 2008 5:17 pm |
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^^^^^^^^^^
ROFL, yeah right, that must be some new kind of mugu beer.
FYI: of course I'm deaf and therefore can't supply a telephone number, don't you think that the mugu is a little unfair towards those who can't hear? |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sun May 18, 2008 6:06 pm |
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Mr.Mugu wrote: |
Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. |
Best guess:
Now I know that you are nothing but a rogue, a killer, a racist, a back biter, a lie, a tout, a non-entity, a (you got me on this one) human being.
As has been said-, lovely sig material, but he really needs to clarify a bit. If you push the right button, he might REALLY lose it. |
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385
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Sun May 18, 2008 6:24 pm |
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Maybe "surscy" is "saucy"? |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sun May 18, 2008 6:25 pm |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Sun May 18, 2008 6:58 pm |
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I would reply " Thank you for your reply the content of which is well understood..." |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sun May 18, 2008 6:59 pm |
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I did ask him, let's see if he replies.
Now I finally have a siggy line, hooray! |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
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Sun May 18, 2008 7:19 pm |
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^^And a very nice siggy at that! He's such a pleasant fellow. |
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Jen Derbender
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Joined: 16 Mar 2004
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Location: Running left!
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Sun May 18, 2008 7:29 pm |
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@Wurzgnubbel:
Great name, great sig, great start in baiting. Well done. |
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vaultdweller
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2008
Posts: 211
Location: Vault 69
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Sun May 18, 2008 10:42 pm |
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rog: Really Old Guy.
I uh, used to call my dad that... |
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SHIPPOU
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Posts: 96
Location: Midevil Japan
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Sun May 18, 2008 11:13 pm |
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surscy is a word, believe it or not.
From what I can find on Google, it means "mixed", witchdoctor, or evil.
Too bad it's slang, and not a standard English word. |
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I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is 100% hitch and risk free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
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Mon May 19, 2008 1:04 am |
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Nice material you got there.
I must be doing something wrong I have not had a mugu get mad at me for a long time |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon May 19, 2008 1:38 am |
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~ SHIPPOU,
Oooh, you must really have him spooked. He seems to be thinking that you have some kind of power from the underworld. It would be a shame if this was true...
You wouldn't want him to think that you could cast some voo doo spell over him or cause him to be cursed would you? Well of course you would!
You could also set up another email addy and go at him as a more evil character... or as one that can save him from the evil that your current character has caused. He just needs to perform some real interesting cleansing rituals.
Or, you could claim that your email account has been inhabited by some evil spirit that made the words come out in that way. So many options!
I think that he is more scared than mad. You rattled his cage really good! Niiice. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Mon May 19, 2008 5:49 pm |
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Nice idea, I will try some voodoo curses on him. From a different addy, of course.
Actually, now that I am a rog, I also feel a little like I am an island. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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AEarhart51
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Feb 2008
Posts: 50
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Mon May 19, 2008 7:33 pm |
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You could reply using words from Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky"..you know - call him "slithy", "outgrabe" etc. I'm sure it would make sense to this lad! |
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