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Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:17 am

I'm sure Obi "asked" for it, somewhere along the line...that stuff happens around here.
My name is pretty easy. Lot's of slapping goes on, and it makes me happy. Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:40 am

<--------- Clash fan.

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 8:51 am

Mne is pretty obvoius.

I drive a mazda, wewt wewt.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

Doodle Bug was the German forerunner of the cruise missile
Would like one to drop in on the Lads

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:25 am

Another one without imagination, I'm afraid. Name's Mike & I use an iMac.

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 1:55 pm

Stage name from my days as a stunt tongue in pr0n.

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:57 pm

I workout at home so I have a huge collection of exercise videos. It's not that I love Jane Fonda, but I do appreciate that she blazed the trail for the at-home exercisers.

Pretty lame, eh?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

I like Terry Pratchett
I like the witches in it.
There are a few similarities in the way Nanny Ogg thinks/lives and me, but I have longer hair

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:04 pm

I had an ambition of doing my own show, the muppets were there, but I lost interest.

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 2:00 am

A skinner is a person who tries to "skin" people as in fool the lads, or as in "I've been skinned". The alien head is because I started baiting by trying to get lads to help me find downed space craft in Africa. Got quite a few bites to.

Very Happy

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 3:27 am

This sudden name change of mine has caused quite a bit of unrest, I see! Since I have changed my Eater-name before, perhaps the patron saint of baiting (St. Charles of course) has aligned fate to punish me severely.

See, I was originally Losst Jedi, then changed it to Obi-Wan Knievel, then recently asked Sheboppe to change it to Obi-Wän (complete with motley-dots) Knievel. Then it somehow changed to Obi-W?n Knievel, and has now metamorphosed into 123456. The moral of this story? Like that guy on TV rassling used to say... "It doesn't matter what your name is"!

But since I'm here, I'll put some relevance to my current moniker: Not only do there happen to be 123,456 lads successfully crushed into jelly since I joined, but one of my talented mentees has recently sent a lad on a safari that cost him a total of $1,234.56 in expenses so far. I've only posted 69 times, but it's a well known fact that I like beer when I'm baiting. And if you count the number of beers in a six pack, my current name makes perfect sense.

I knew those damned motley-dots would anger the baiting-gods!

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 3:56 am

^^^I'm glad you got it all out in the open. Very Happy

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 5:24 am

123456 wrote:

...but it's a well known fact that I like beer when I'm baiting.

Only when you are baiting? Come on, be honest Obi.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 22 Mar 2008 Posts: 13

Mat is book character, and I think he would make a good baiter. He is a troublemaker, and a trickster, and he likes to gamble. He doesn't do what he is told and that sometimes causes trouble. The only problem with the name is that it gives the idea that I am a man.

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 8:06 am

rootuser wrote:

Only when you are baiting? Come on, be honest Obi.

Hey... watch the false accusations there young man! At no point ever did I say "only" when it comes to beer.

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings!

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 1:49 pm

In honor of Jellyroll Morton (1890-1941), specifically to the vaguely Eater-related song titles:

After You've Gone
and
Dead Man Blues

Quote:

Jelly Roll died just before the Dixieland revival rescued so many of his peers from musical obscurity. He blamed his declining health on a voodoo spell.

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 7:05 pm

Just sprung to mind seeing the Eater is...the greatest show on the internet. And this place can be quite the circus for sure.

And my understanding is PT was quite the con. Very Happy

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 7:22 pm

P T Barnum wrote:

And my understanding is PT was quite the con. Very Happy

And VERY well documented. One example: glued a stuffed/mummified monkey and a similarly
mistreated fish corpse together to make the Feejee (Fiji) mermaid.

Posted a large sign reading THIS WAY TO THE EGRESS to get those with limited vocabularies out of his museum
more quickly than they might otherwise have wished, thus making room for more suckers to enter.
Now, if a new sucker really is born every minute...

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 8:01 pm

I wish I had a story... it just sort of happened...

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 5:42 am

Mine is nasty. Won't tell you Embarassed

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 7:16 am

Jellyroll wrote:

In honor of Jellyroll Morton (1890-1941)

He was one of the best Very Happy

Guess you also know that jelly roll is an euphemism for...a metaphor for...well, that thing Wink

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 8:27 am

I am on my third name, I started off as Trogger, then My Toe Hurts. I think I have identity issues.

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 11:37 am

A psycopathic vigilante with absolutely zero tolerance for criminals, from The Watchmen graphic novel. I've a page of the original artwork near my computer and it caught my eye whilst I was thinking what to call myself...

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 12:26 pm

Obi-Wan Knievel wrote:

Alcoholics go to meetings!

Not nessasary I dont go to meetings any more

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 3:46 pm

just J

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