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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:22 pm

Thank you. I can't wait to use this!

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:26 pm

I can't seem to get my lad to leave a message! Mad

Quote:

Hello J0ck Strap,

I have called the number all to no response. I know you are playing with me because you gave me false money gram number and now you have giving me fake control number.

You have to send to me the right control number.

Go and do what you have to do and send me the 10 digits number if i dont get it this time around i will then report to the authorities involve so that they can hold you this time around for theft.

I AM NOT JOKING MR. STR4P.

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:27 pm

@NSXTASY:

I'm happy that you use 'my' name, in fact go ahead and use anything you find on Eater... Borrow away, because we want the lads to do all the work!

I just read your thread, and you're really good at this - I'm still laughing. Your scammer's responses are AWESOME. You have a future in baiting...

PS don't be afraid to let all the good folks on the NSX forum know about Eater.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 3:21 am

Jen,

If I can make a comment/suggestion/request.... Would it be too much trouble to change the message to be just a bit more generic? Rather than say Welcome to Moneygram customer service, to just say "Welcome to the customer service hotline" ?

I can think of a few situations (failed bank transfer) that would apply.

-WW

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 3:40 am

@William:

Perhaps I should make up a third, generic, customer service message. The only problem is, I am running out of sufficiently irritating music...

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:45 am

Jender Bender, I love the generic message as anyone can use it with their bait. Truly brilliant! Thumbs up

Five Thumbs!

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:16 am

Jen

I also was about to request a generic message from "customer service"
that has all sorts of extra pain for the lads

thanks
SB3

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 8:29 am

Okay folks, the point of the last post was to request more irritating music! You know I am more than happy to make annoying messages until I am blue in the face, but I do need some help in making the messages as annoying as humanly possible...

So here's a challenge to the community at large. Can anyone come up with music that is even more irritating than the crap I put on the first two messages?

Come on... You know you can...

(Maybe I shot my bolt with the World's Most Annoying Music together with backwards bagpipe music played at random speeds... or maybe not?)

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:49 am

How about really bad German "Volksmusik" in really really bad quality?
Maybe even played backwards?

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:32 pm

@ Jen: have you thought about using some music that's been featured on Dr. Demento? Seems to me the lads might enjoy hearing "Fish Heads" and some other classics.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 3:13 pm

Captain Beefhart (Trout Mask Replica, for example) is always a crowd pleaser Wink

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 May 2008 Posts: 2

Greetings again Jen,

My Nigerian fish is still on the hook and will be calling your Western Union number this time between 9:00pm and 1:00am EST. I would appreciate if you could post any voice mails he leaves this time.

Thanks!

Great news again William,

I have been able to confirm with Western Union that the funds are available for confirmation. Please have your agent call Jen Derbender at (206) 984-0987 extension 34 between 9:00 pm and 1:00 am EST tonight and provide your Access Code of OU812. If your agent is unable to call tonight, it will have to wait until after the weekend because I will be tied up with a very exciting business opportunity. I really should not tell you this because of SEC Insider Trader Regulations but I am involved in an IPO for a new company designed to ensure that everyone in Third World countries have the ability to obtain a computer and get internet access. We will be starting in various areas of Africa to bring the internet world to people who have been sheltered all their lives. I will be meeting with VC about this IPO to introduce our intended COO, Mr. Charles Brown, who has designed the new Linus OS enabling those less fortunate to be able to take advantage of this wonderful opportunity. We have chosen Africa to be our launch point based upon the tremendous support of that marvelous entertainer Snoopy Dog who, as I am sure you are well aware, is very keen on supporting the African peoples. Mr. Brown has lined up that brilliant young scholar and former Westinghouse winner Hu Gote Phuker to oversee Linus and its development. I should not be telling you this but since I know I can trust you the IPO will be trading under symbol MCH (Macrohard) and the initial offering price is expected to be in the mid-20s but will undoubtedly double in the first 72 hours of trading.

But I digress....

Please make sure that confirmation is made telephonically tonight with Western Union and Mr. Derbender so that the shipping process may begin on Friday. I have already arranged for the balance of the purchase price to be wire transferred to you as soon as I receive the shipping confirmation number.

I think I finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. I hope that you can see it too and that you go toward that light.

Respectfully,

Steve

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:57 pm

Jen Derbender wrote:

So here's a challenge to the community at large. Can anyone come up with music that is even more irritating than the crap I put on the first two messages?

Might I suggest anything by Yoko Ono? Or how about 'Mr. Tamborine Man' by William Shatner...

There is so much music out there that is truly annoying.

Shemp

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:29 pm

Annoying music? A nice, loud, scratchy version of Andrews Sisters tunes. Try "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" and "Tulip Time". Think the lads will despair after hearing "It's toodley, toodley, toodley tulip time!" Don't forget "Six Jerks in a Jeep." If you're not used to 'em, they'll drive you crazy.
Anything from Spike Jones. "Little Bo-Peep Has Lost Her Jeep", "You Always Hurt the One You Love", and others.
Stuff from The Big Bopper might drive him up the wall. Try 'Chantilly Lace'.
Lots of poor-quality copies of Little Richard music exists on the internet. Try 'Baby Face' among others.
I've got .mp3 copies of several of the songs listed, if you want 'em. Those songs aren't especially bad, per se, but they tend to annoy the modern ear.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:43 pm

ROTFL! Oh my DEAR that is horrid! I'm listening to the second one now and just dying with laughter! Oh what poetic justice. It sounds just like a real phone cue ... FROM HELL! Twisted Evil

Good work!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Mar 2008 Posts: 12

I love it!

Quote:

Thanks Candy for the mail, i called the number you gave to me on how to get my MTCN but the phone rang and nobody was there to pick up the call.

Please try and call her to provide you with the MTCN, so we can commence on your delivery.

Best Regards,
Mark Gallgher,
+447035910653

Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:20 pm

For some reason, I find children's music really annoying. Whether it is some Barney-like character or other adult singing to children, or maybe worse -- a group of little kids all singing in unison. I just can't take it. But, that's just me.

Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:37 pm

I finally listened to that WU greeting all the way thru. Considering the week that I've been having in RL, it was really a breath of fresh air, and quite fitting for a day like today.

As for "requests" on your next message (if you're going to make one), there was this annoying song played over and over again when I was a kid and we were in P.E.. Went something like "go you chicken fat, go away! Go you chicken fat go!". Googling this turned up the singer; Robert Preston IIRC.

Maybe you could make the lads listen to this one?

Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:49 pm

Don't we all just love Robert Preston? I've belonged to his fan club since 1993 Laughing

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 2:29 am

Great ideas, all. I look forward to incorporating them in my next Customer Service project.

I had a few ideas of my own, did a little research, and if it all works out the way I expect, this will truly by my magnum opus of lad frustration.

@NSXTASY:

Sorry to say, no voice mails. I suspect that means his frustration has peaked. Laughing

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 5:42 am

I found that Robert Preston song on YouTube.

I don't think it reaches the level of annoyanceness/obnoxiousness that is requisite for a lad.

Oh, it's a dumb song, but it didn't irritate me as much tonight as when I heard it as a kid.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 12 Nov 2007 Posts: 74

Thanks Jen Derbender

Im sure some of my lads will be frustrated by the music and the secure mtcn site too!

Centaur76

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 8:44 pm

@ Jen This is so damn funny I´m having my stomach aching LOL_sign

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 1:38 am

After doing over 700 clicks on m t c n s 3 c r 3 and then having the transfer delayed almost a week by DHS, I suggested he call Jen's direct number to get the m t c n. Today, he responded with:

Quote:

With due respect Sir, as you indicated in your email dated 15/05/08, I called W3st3rn Un1on s3cur3 with the number you gave me twice to get the M T C N so that I can pick the money up. In both instances I was placed on hold for about thirty minutes, and no agent or customer service officer came on the phone line to talk to me... Sir, I think you will have to get the M T C N from w3st3rn uni0n yourself, because I can not and will never call w3st3rn uni0n again to get the M T C N...

Hmmm... I wonder if I should suggest Moneygram instead? Wink

Jen: if a cl1ff0rd h4rr1s left a message (possibly two!) I would love to hear his message(s). I have yet to hear his voice. BTW, this is the same lad from my sig. I have been baiting him since December.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

how about billy ray.
Dont break my heart my ache breaky heart(get that first line to continually repeat)

or the song that never ends

this is the song that never ends yes it goes on and on my friend some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever because this is the song that never ends yes it goes on and on etc etc.

i think it is off lamb chops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwTHbGwKjxg&feature=related

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