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El Capitan
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 May 2008
Posts: 9
Location: Somewhere around 500 fathoms
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Fri May 16, 2008 2:52 pm |
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Hi,
I am new to the site and have been lurking on and off for a couple months. I finally signed up after one these "Lads" (i guess that is what y'all call them) have tried to actively scam a fishing forum that I hang out on trying to "hire" unsuspecting charter captains and crew like myself. Somehow they have been able to set up internal board messages to automatically respond no matter what your response is to the PM. I am sure the mods there are on it but wanted to post the messages here to see if you all want to take a crack at them. I am too new at this to try it myself, but would like to see them pay!
-EL Capitan |
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El Capitan
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 May 2008
Posts: 9
Location: Somewhere around 500 fathoms
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Fri May 16, 2008 2:54 pm |
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NEW APPLICANT ......................
Attn.
We currently have vacancies for the position you require in your resume, onboard the vessel M.V. ALASKA, owned by Kingdon-Shipping Company London and managed by Kingdom Shipping GH Ltd. Your resume was posted to us for perusal by the British Referral Service. Please inform us if you will be able to take up the contract, and we also have highly attractive remuneration.
We shall wait to hear from you within 10 working days of the receipt of this message, and also attach a copy of resume, for verifications.
Companywedsite:kshippingandcruises.biz.ly
Best Regards,
MR Joshua Kofi
Job Recruitment officer
Atlantic Consults, London
[email protected]
SECOND RESPONSE AFTER a buddy replied WHAT THE H3ll
THANK YOU .................
Attn:
Thank you for your email confirming that you are interested to work on
the cruise ship. You are to get in touch with the company immediately,
using the information provided below: [email protected]
Kingdom Shipping GH Ltd
5th Floor, Amaco Building, Le-Meridian, C1,
Tema Harbor,Tema, Ghana.
Email: [email protected]
Company wedsite: kshippingandcruises.biz.ly
Tel: +233285065071
They will be waiting to hear from you now, and we recommend contacting them as soon as possible, to have a prompt response to your request.
They will give you all the information you require about the job, your monthly salary, and what date your contract begins, including the day the ship set seas. You are also to include your desired position on board when you contact them.
You can contact the Managing Director directly on +233 246 028707.
Congratulations on your prospective employment upon the M.V Alaska, managed
by K-Shipping Co. Ghana.
Best Regards,
MR Joshua Kofi
Job Recruitment officer
Atlantic Consults, London.
Tel: 00-447045757939
kshippingandcruises.biz.ly |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri May 16, 2008 2:57 pm |
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Warmest welcome El Capitan. I love the name by the way!
If you need a mentor, let me know. I'd be happy to help. |
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<a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
 <i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
 <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Fri May 16, 2008 2:57 pm |
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El Capitan - Hello, and welcome to Eater!! |
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- Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) -  - "SAVE ME"
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri May 16, 2008 2:58 pm |
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Nice to have you here! As a (crappy) fisherman myself, I am angered they would try for you guys!
It's great to have you on board. Feel free to ask questions. There is a lot of good information around. This place is a blast! |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris  Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles  x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri May 16, 2008 2:59 pm |
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El Capitan
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 May 2008
Posts: 9
Location: Somewhere around 500 fathoms
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Fri May 16, 2008 2:59 pm |
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Why thank you! the name has many connotations  Would love to see someone walk through this one to see how it all works! |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:00 pm |
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Welcome |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:02 pm |
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Welcome aboard mate!
| El Capitan wrote: |
| ...I finally signed up after one these "Lads" (i guess that is what y'all call them)... |
Actually, the official term is "revolting, spineless, heartless, amoral, parasitic pond-scum" but if that's too long, "lads" will do nicely.  |
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A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:02 pm |
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As YW said, he would be your mentor. If not him, then I will gladly offer my services. There are lots of great, friendly people here to offer advice. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:02 pm |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:03 pm |
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I sent him something off from Professor Issac. Let's see if he bites! |
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- Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:03 pm |
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Welcome El Capitan! Have some fun here! |
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For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP:  x3 Banks:
 Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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El Capitan
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 May 2008
Posts: 9
Location: Somewhere around 500 fathoms
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:05 pm |
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The funny thing about this is the dumba$$ screwed up in the two messages. First they say MV ALASKA then in the follow up message they say cruise ship. I guess the dummies dont know the difference between Merchant Vessel and Cruise Ship!  |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:06 pm |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Lads are so stupid, aren't they? |
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<a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:08 pm |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:09 pm |
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Maybe it's the SS Minnow. Let's send this idiot on a 3 hour tour!! |
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- Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:10 pm |
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maybe they will have a professor, hey kind of like you prof, who can make a radio out of coconuts but cant fix a hole in a boat. |
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For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:12 pm |
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I'll bring you along Ook. God knows you'll plug any hole that might pop up. |
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- Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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El Capitan
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 May 2008
Posts: 9
Location: Somewhere around 500 fathoms
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:29 pm |
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Warmest welcome El Capitan. I love the name by the way!
If you need a mentor, let me know. I'd be happy to help. |
How does this whole mentoring thing work?
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:36 pm |
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I'll send you a PM in a second. Nice avatar. |
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<a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:38 pm |
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El Capitan
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 May 2008
Posts: 9
Location: Somewhere around 500 fathoms
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:44 pm |
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| Just a word of caution...if YW asks you to meet him somewhere, RUN FOR ZEE HILLS! |
that's ok, as you see in my avitar, I carry a big shotgun and even bigger Gaff!   |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:50 pm |
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They invaded one of my fishing boards too. Florida Sportsman. |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived)  x280 
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri May 16, 2008 7:34 pm |
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Hi El Capitan.
I hope you don't mind but Edgar Quimbeast has just emailed your lad. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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