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thefife
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Joined: 13 Apr 2007
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Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu May 15, 2008 12:17 pm |
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But I'm still hot!! 
I was all set to turn 25 again today, but woke up this morning like, f*ck it, whatever, I'm th, thi, thir, thirt, thirteen!, no wait,  thirty, yep thirty, see there I said it, it's out in the open, now I can move on, it's not the end of the world, at least I woke up this morning, OMG I'm not THAT f*cking old to be ready to kiss the ground just cuz I woke up  , YEAH!!!  I get to debut my cute new dress today, should I change purses I hate changing purses b/c you always forget something  last time I forgot my wallet, but ooooo the large vintage Gucci tote would look cute with the dress  ...well anyway that stream of consciousness went on for a bit, and now I'm here putting it in writing that I'm 30, but I'll survive.  |
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Thu May 15, 2008 12:19 pm |
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| I'm th, thi, thir, thirt, thirteen!, no wait, thirty, yep thirty, |
Damn. I got excited for a second.
Happy Birthday, thefife.
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
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Thu May 15, 2008 12:23 pm |
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Happy birthday Fife, have a great day. And what the hell, go and buy that new purse, I know I would. (Erm, if I wore dresses that is). And Pam Grier definately would, sista!
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Tommo Shanter
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Thu May 15, 2008 12:23 pm |
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Congrats on the big 30.
I found it a bit of a non event personally. The big 40 on the other hand is different. As for 50, well the less said the better. The older you get the faster it goes.
Have a great day. |
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packman
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Joined: 15 Dec 2007
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Thu May 15, 2008 12:51 pm |
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Happy dirty thirty thefife.    |
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SlapHappy
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Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu May 15, 2008 1:07 pm |
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thefife, you may be thirty, but you are still the hottest chick on Eater! Age doesn't matter in your case. Buy that little dress and new purse, and send me pics. Happy Birthday, darling!  |
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Donato
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Joined: 07 Jan 2007
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Thu May 15, 2008 1:46 pm |
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Happy Birthday! |
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Tsnerd
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Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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Thu May 15, 2008 2:00 pm |
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Happy Birthday, ma'am. |
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rumbero
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Joined: 06 Jun 2006
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Thu May 15, 2008 2:19 pm |
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Happy birthday Thefife
I have sent a birthday present through OP service. Hope you get it. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu May 15, 2008 2:28 pm |
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Thank you all!
| Mugatu wrote: |
| And what the hell, go and buy that new purse, I know I would. |
I do love the way you think!! 
| SlapHappy wrote: |
| thefife, you may be thirty, but you are still the hottest chick on Eater!...Buy that little dress and new purse, and send me pics |
Flattery will get you everywhere SH You wish is my command.
YIKES, the dreaded "ma'am" |
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Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
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Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
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Thu May 15, 2008 2:29 pm |
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Congrats on the birthday. Just keep this in mind. The new thirty is the old twenty five. I have no idea what that load of crap means but it makes me happier. |
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YeaWhatever
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Thu May 15, 2008 2:34 pm |
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Happy birthday! |
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TheGreatOok
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Joined: 25 May 2007
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Thu May 15, 2008 3:13 pm |
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Happy Birthday, when I turned thirty I bought myself a cute little dress and 2 years later it still fits.  |
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Trixi
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Joined: 09 Apr 2008
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Thu May 15, 2008 3:26 pm |
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Happy Birthday!
When I turned thirty, I went out and got completely loaded with a group of mates. I'm still vaguely hung over now actually...
And yeah - go for the cute bag to go with your cute dress. Wear the cute hooker heels* to go with it! Enjoy yourself, it's your birthday after all!
*I mean this in a good way - hooker heels always make me feel good when I wear them. And you can have interesting conversations about them with men! |
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Corona
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
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Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Thu May 15, 2008 8:24 pm |
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30?!, you're still a kid. Have a happy birthday.
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Thu May 15, 2008 8:28 pm |
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I'll send you some money to get really fancy shoes.
W U do?
Happy Birthday
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
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Thu May 15, 2008 8:29 pm |
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^^I'm a wizard what do you expect? |
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Thu May 15, 2008 8:32 pm |
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Of Course, Ook
You got spangles and stars on your dress? |
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TheGreatOok
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Joined: 25 May 2007
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Thu May 15, 2008 8:33 pm |
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^^How much of a wizard would I be without those? |
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"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Thu May 15, 2008 8:37 pm |
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You got a staff? |
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TheGreatOok
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Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Thu May 15, 2008 8:39 pm |
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^With a knob on the end and everything, and yes i do keep it charged and polished everyday. |
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Jeff
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Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
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Fri May 16, 2008 10:44 am |
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30? Wow! Over the hill and a downward slide into dementia now with incontinence pants.
Oh, have a nice day! Well done and congrats |
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OxygenDeprived
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Fri May 16, 2008 1:10 pm |
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Happy Bday (yesterday) Fife! Now that you have finally faced up to 30, get ready to dread 40! Start now, you only have 10 years left to do it! |
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