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Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Hi Nailgunner - I think we have already done the ethics issue to death (oops no pun intended) see earlier posts.

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:34 pm

yea....tell us how you reall feel, doc. Laughing

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:46 pm

Quote:

So, how far is too far?

Personally, I'd be pretty squeamish of doing the things that this fine crew has managed to do to these lads. That's why I'm glad I'm not one of them.

But as long as the baiter isn't personally standing next to the lad with a gun, forcing him to do something against his will, I don't think a line has been crossed.

The lads wouldn't even stop at that...

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

The lad is doing just fine. Well, compared to this guy anyway:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/3444307.stm

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:48 pm

i feel ya nailgunner, LOL!
ive had to reread some of the ethics threads a few times since this one started.
really, though, make a character that is elderly, disabled and on fixed income and bait a few from that one. you wont feel too bad for long.

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:56 pm

Whenever I have an ethics spasm, I bait as a cancer victim. They are always all quite willing to take my chemo money. Sorry for these guys, on some level, but they played the game with the wrong people.

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:25 pm

There seem to be regular suicides as a result of Yahoo Yahoo, making a very convincing case for the all-out approach to baiting. Some good points here. One of my targets is a supposed cancer victim. it's tasteless beyond belief. Perhaps there's mileage there if I borrow your cancer victim to use on him. it would at least serve as undeniable proof of a complete lack of conscience if the scammer tried taking my money.
Another of my characters is elderly... I'm a very inclusive baiter.

And I'm not drunk tonight. Talk to me about that on Friday evening Wink

And now we return to Chad, where our two heroes are facing starvation, hostile locals and the manipulative influence of a wierd religion...

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 12:18 am

Awesome baiting guys! clapping

I wonder if he will stop scamming after this. Mad

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 3:00 am

^^^^ I'd say chances are very good he will stop scamming after this. But only because I have a feeling this means he will either lose contact with TWAT 20 years from now and be begging in front of the ONLY cafe along hospital road. Or awake one day to find an email from the good Rev. Dover containing another receipt written in Arabic, only this time its for his mercedes with a bag full of money in the glove box. He takes this receipt and hands it to the soldier who Rev said was looking after his new car and is shot in the leg due to" langage barry". Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:10 am

Thank you so much guys...

This makes it worth it getting out of bed on such a miserable day as today. (It's chucking it down here... I hate rain... so living in the UK is a bloody stupid idea for me but hey it's home...)

As for the ethics questions - it's been done to death on this thread and others, and I reckon scammers deserve everything they get. Which in the case of this bait is quite a lot!

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 12:01 pm

I just reread the chat we had yesterday with Adamu, and I cracked up at this part. I laughed out loud while it was going on, but I think this was my favorite part of the whole thing:

Quote:

adamulawal: so that we settle the driver please

me: PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT

adamulawal: okay sir

me: WE ARE DEVASTATED OVER ALL OF THIS

adamulawal: please sir tell them

me: Yes
We are
Adamu

adamulawal: to send 1000usd per day

me: get back to your story
I want to hear about the gimp leg

adamulawal: that is all i know because they rush the person to the hospital

It's just SO dismissive! I love it. Laughing

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:11 pm

corona wrote:

I wonder if he will stop scamming after this. Mad

He has stopped scamming for now, although he doesn't know it yet. Laughing

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:28 pm

What can I say Prof? I was juggling two or three things at once. How could I have time for that idiot? I wanted him to get on about the bum leg. That was important to me. But I didn't have time to be all touchy feely and stuff.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:39 pm

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WE HAVE STAYED ONEMONTH AND THREE WEEKS SLEEPING OUTSIDE SINCE WE CAME HERE TO CHAD.

These lads simply can not help themselves. They always have to exagerate every little inconvenience that they encounter while visiting these exotic far away lands. StinkBoi never left home until March 31st so clearly he has only been sleeping outside for one month and TWO weeks. Laughing

I'm curious about his statement that he is bathing daily. How can this be because he is continually complaining about not having enough water to drink?

I'd love to know if he is still wearing his TWAT robes.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:46 pm

CrazyCanuck wrote:

I'm curious about his statement that he is bathing daily. How can this be because he is continually complaining about not having enough water to drink?

By now, I would think that Adamu and his idiot brother are just peeing on each other to keep clean.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:06 pm

He is probably using a plastic gallon jug of non-potable (ugh) water and nothing else. A clean towel and a bar of soap are luxuries he can't afford just yet.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:12 pm

This email is simple, but it says SO much.

Quote:

DEAR REV PHYSTME,
I AM HAPPY TO CHAT WITH YOU YESTERDAY.
PLEASE REV WILLIAM, I AM STILL WAITING HERE IN ABECHE TO HEAR FROM YOU.
I CHECK MY EMAIL THIS MORNING THERE WAS NO RESPONSE FROM YOU.
PLEASE REV WILLIAM,REMEMBER ALL WHAT WE CHAT CONCERNING MY SITUATION HERE IN ABECHE CHAD.I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO AM STILL WAITING.
MY REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILY, THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU AMEN.
ADAMU

Why didn't we email? We were too busy just laughing and carrying on about it. Honestly, we forgot. I didn't even think about it. And that's what is so funny. We just do this out of convenience. This guy is logged on the computer. Sitting. Waiting. And nothing. Just because we forgot. That's great stuff.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:35 pm

Obviously he is unaware of how busy the church is trying to find out what happened to all of their missionaries in China after the quake and Burma after the typhoon. Gezzz, what one-ways they are!

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:37 pm

Tss' idea (invoking the quake in China, etc.) is BRILLIANT. Maybe Rev. Phystme had to fly to China on very short notice to deal with the emergency of the quake, and will be back in "3 or 4 days" (or whenever). Naturally, TWAT funds will be tight as they struggle to deal with the emergency, so the lads in Abache will just have to be patient.

Bruin

Forever n00b Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 432

Nailgunner wrote:

This brings me to a question of ethics:

So, how far is too far? and how far do we go?

I think a better question would be; How far is far enough? And the answer to that question; When the worthless piece of chit voluntarily begs someone to put him out of his misery, and that someone happily agrees to accommodate him. In other words, you've gone far enough when you can confirm that the lad has assumed room temperature. Wink

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 8:40 pm

^^^ Very much to the point. Apologies for the hijack, I wouldn't like to see ethics disappear from discussion but it has indeed been discussed into a fine powder over the years. Some of the threads make for very enlightening reading, so thanks for the considered kick in the right direction.

I got an on-script reminder from one of my pets today because i'd gone a few days without writing to him. Obviously if he's on-script I'm not working hard enough, but your lads are in genuine bother here. Being able to torture your lad by doing absolutely nothing is a most excellent position to be in, as I'm sure you're aware.

Re. Bum Leg: perhaps TWAT has an insurance policy that would compensate him for his injuries? Could be a little incentive to move him to somewhere even more revolting, or perform some meaningless task, or further debase himself...

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 11:40 pm

You know, I for one, am starting to feel a little bad for Adamu and his brother. They go all the way to Abeche to try and rob a fake church out of some money and what do they get? Not a darn thing. To make up for it, we will offer then "real" jobs. That way, they will have more than enough money to make it back to Nigeria.

http://safeguardserver.com/TWATCircus/

Thanks Donato for reminding us that we even had this sitting around.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 11:50 pm

Everyone DOES love a good circus. I think that clown might freak them out a bit though.

Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:52 am

You unimaginable bastard pig!

Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:31 am

Oh I'd forgotten all about the circus! I love the old picture of Jojo in his younger, thinner days. I'm sure the lads are "dying" to hear the new job openings.

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