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voudoujoe
Mentor Slut
Joined: 07 Apr 2008
Posts: 376
Location: Atlantic Coast
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Wed May 14, 2008 9:22 pm |
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Thank you. I can't wait to use this! |
_________________ "Listen this guys are scammer..i will fishe them out!!..scam!! run for your there life !!"
"God dam guys i don't know talk like they are me do there email look like mine? shit!! shit!!"
"i have no time to advise you on some fucker!! One love for all"
"i am pissed about all this..writing monkey mails everyday without no end, holy God."
"I am freaky worried about everything that is happening right now."
x4
Stanley: Aba>Lagos>Cotonou>Lagos>Accra "plz i am really dizzy"
Stanley w/ Jayhawk+Gadget: Aba>Lagos "STREET BOYS IN LAGOS ATTACKECD ME..STOLE EVERYTHING..INCLUDING MY GUICCY SHOE"
Stanley w/ Jayhawk+Gadget+Worf: Aba>Benin City
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Wed May 14, 2008 9:26 pm |
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I can't seem to get my lad to leave a message!
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Hello J0ck Strap,
I have called the number all to no response. I know you are playing with me because you gave me false money gram number and now you have giving me fake control number.
You have to send to me the right control number.
Go and do what you have to do and send me the 10 digits number if i dont get it this time around i will then report to the authorities involve so that they can hold you this time around for theft.
I AM NOT JOKING MR. STR4P. |
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_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Wed May 14, 2008 9:27 pm |
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@NSXTASY:
I'm happy that you use 'my' name, in fact go ahead and use anything you find on Eater... Borrow away, because we want the lads to do all the work!
I just read your thread, and you're really good at this - I'm still laughing. Your scammer's responses are AWESOME. You have a future in baiting...
PS don't be afraid to let all the good folks on the NSX forum know about Eater. |
_________________ FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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William Wankur
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2007
Posts: 207
Location: 6�27'11"N 3�23'45"E
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Thu May 15, 2008 3:21 am |
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Jen,
If I can make a comment/suggestion/request.... Would it be too much trouble to change the message to be just a bit more generic? Rather than say Welcome to Moneygram customer service, to just say "Welcome to the customer service hotline" ?
I can think of a few situations (failed bank transfer) that would apply.
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_________________ "I can see that you are from south sudan monkies." - ARITA JACK
"Why are you making me feel stupid?" - Mike Tutu
$5 Million in fake checks and counting! |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Thu May 15, 2008 3:40 am |
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@William:
Perhaps I should make up a third, generic, customer service message. The only problem is, I am running out of sufficiently irritating music... |
_________________ FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Thu May 15, 2008 5:45 am |
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Jender Bender, I love the generic message as anyone can use it with their bait. Truly brilliant! Five Thumbs! |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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scambuster3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Posts: 1099
Location: South East tip of Australia Down under, where a Dingo ate my Lads WU slip
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Thu May 15, 2008 6:16 am |
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Jen
I also was about to request a generic message from "customer service"
that has all sorts of extra pain for the lads
thanks
SB3 |
_________________ When it comes to scammers I bait with 1080, shoot from the hip and aim for between the eyes
Bank accounts sent to mysterious Alan = 477
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2009 fake checks contest, thanks IG
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2008 Bank account contest, thanks IG
"You are going to scam your passport page "
"CENTRAL BANK OF NIGER1A has scanned this email for viruses, vandals and malicious content."
"The Central Bank of Nigerian will put you in jail for life. You must return that money or you will face a brutal consequences."
"I KNOW U ARE JUST A TIME WASTER AND A BULL SHITTER."
"Hope you are not a joker because I don't waste my time and job on jokers"
"Time wasters are not authorized to contact us"
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Thu May 15, 2008 8:29 am |
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Okay folks, the point of the last post was to request more irritating music! You know I am more than happy to make annoying messages until I am blue in the face, but I do need some help in making the messages as annoying as humanly possible...
So here's a challenge to the community at large. Can anyone come up with music that is even more irritating than the crap I put on the first two messages?
Come on... You know you can...
(Maybe I shot my bolt with the World's Most Annoying Music together with backwards bagpipe music played at random speeds... or maybe not?) |
_________________ FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Thu May 15, 2008 9:49 am |
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How about really bad German "Volksmusik" in really really bad quality?
Maybe even played backwards? |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Thu May 15, 2008 2:32 pm |
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@ Jen: have you thought about using some music that's been featured on Dr. Demento? Seems to me the lads might enjoy hearing "Fish Heads" and some other classics. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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KnottyPine
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 459
Location: So many Soludos, so little time
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Thu May 15, 2008 3:13 pm |
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Captain Beefhart (Trout Mask Replica, for example) is always a crowd pleaser |
_________________ x1087
you make me feel like crying
Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.
kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way
you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through
Your are so honest i like the way you act.
you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now. |
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NSXTASY
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 2
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Thu May 15, 2008 3:44 pm |
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Greetings again Jen,
My Nigerian fish is still on the hook and will be calling your Western Union number this time between 9:00pm and 1:00am EST. I would appreciate if you could post any voice mails he leaves this time.
Thanks!
Great news again William,
I have been able to confirm with Western Union that the funds are available for confirmation. Please have your agent call Jen Derbender at (206) 984-0987 extension 34 between 9:00 pm and 1:00 am EST tonight and provide your Access Code of OU812. If your agent is unable to call tonight, it will have to wait until after the weekend because I will be tied up with a very exciting business opportunity. I really should not tell you this because of SEC Insider Trader Regulations but I am involved in an IPO for a new company designed to ensure that everyone in Third World countries have the ability to obtain a computer and get internet access. We will be starting in various areas of Africa to bring the internet world to people who have been sheltered all their lives. I will be meeting with VC about this IPO to introduce our intended COO, Mr. Charles Brown, who has designed the new Linus OS enabling those less fortunate to be able to take advantage of this wonderful opportunity. We have chosen Africa to be our launch point based upon the tremendous support of that marvelous entertainer Snoopy Dog who, as I am sure you are well aware, is very keen on supporting the African peoples. Mr. Brown has lined up that brilliant young scholar and former Westinghouse winner Hu Gote Phuker to oversee Linus and its development. I should not be telling you this but since I know I can trust you the IPO will be trading under symbol MCH (Macrohard) and the initial offering price is expected to be in the mid-20s but will undoubtedly double in the first 72 hours of trading.
But I digress....
Please make sure that confirmation is made telephonically tonight with Western Union and Mr. Derbender so that the shipping process may begin on Friday. I have already arranged for the balance of the purchase price to be wire transferred to you as soon as I receive the shipping confirmation number.
I think I finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. I hope that you can see it too and that you go toward that light.
Respectfully,
Steve |
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Shemp
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 May 2008
Posts: 10
Location: Great White North
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Thu May 15, 2008 5:57 pm |
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Jen Derbender wrote: |
So here's a challenge to the community at large. Can anyone come up with music that is even more irritating than the crap I put on the first two messages? |
Might I suggest anything by Yoko Ono? Or how about 'Mr. Tamborine Man' by William Shatner...
There is so much music out there that is truly annoying.
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SomersetC
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 28
Location: Texas
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Thu May 15, 2008 10:29 pm |
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Annoying music? A nice, loud, scratchy version of Andrews Sisters tunes. Try "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" and "Tulip Time". Think the lads will despair after hearing "It's toodley, toodley, toodley tulip time!" Don't forget "Six Jerks in a Jeep." If you're not used to 'em, they'll drive you crazy.
Anything from Spike Jones. "Little Bo-Peep Has Lost Her Jeep", "You Always Hurt the One You Love", and others.
Stuff from The Big Bopper might drive him up the wall. Try 'Chantilly Lace'.
Lots of poor-quality copies of Little Richard music exists on the internet. Try 'Baby Face' among others.
I've got .mp3 copies of several of the songs listed, if you want 'em. Those songs aren't especially bad, per se, but they tend to annoy the modern ear. |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Thu May 15, 2008 10:43 pm |
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ROTFL! Oh my DEAR that is horrid! I'm listening to the second one now and just dying with laughter! Oh what poetic justice. It sounds just like a real phone cue ... FROM HELL!
Good work! |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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grizzly
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
Posts: 12
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Fri May 16, 2008 5:47 am |
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I love it!
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Thanks Candy for the mail, i called the number you gave to me on how to get my MTCN but the phone rang and nobody was there to pick up the call.
Please try and call her to provide you with the MTCN, so we can commence on your delivery.
Best Regards,
Mark Gallgher,
+447035910653 |
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_________________ May your government improve your communication standard, even we in Africa are OK.-Pastor Ballas |
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KnottyPine
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 459
Location: So many Soludos, so little time
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Fri May 16, 2008 2:20 pm |
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For some reason, I find children's music really annoying. Whether it is some Barney-like character or other adult singing to children, or maybe worse -- a group of little kids all singing in unison. I just can't take it. But, that's just me. |
_________________ x1087
you make me feel like crying
Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.
kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way
you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through
Your are so honest i like the way you act.
you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now. |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Fri May 16, 2008 7:37 pm |
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I finally listened to that WU greeting all the way thru. Considering the week that I've been having in RL, it was really a breath of fresh air, and quite fitting for a day like today.
As for "requests" on your next message (if you're going to make one), there was this annoying song played over and over again when I was a kid and we were in P.E.. Went something like "go you chicken fat, go away! Go you chicken fat go!". Googling this turned up the singer; Robert Preston IIRC.
Maybe you could make the lads listen to this one? |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Fri May 16, 2008 7:49 pm |
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Don't we all just love Robert Preston? I've belonged to his fan club since 1993 |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Sat May 17, 2008 2:29 am |
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Great ideas, all. I look forward to incorporating them in my next Customer Service project.
I had a few ideas of my own, did a little research, and if it all works out the way I expect, this will truly by my magnum opus of lad frustration.
@NSXTASY:
Sorry to say, no voice mails. I suspect that means his frustration has peaked. |
_________________ FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Sat May 17, 2008 5:42 am |
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I found that Robert Preston song on YouTube.
I don't think it reaches the level of annoyanceness/obnoxiousness that is requisite for a lad.
Oh, it's a dumb song, but it didn't irritate me as much tonight as when I heard it as a kid. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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centaur76
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Nov 2007
Posts: 74
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Sat May 17, 2008 5:38 pm |
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Thanks Jen Derbender
Im sure some of my lads will be frustrated by the music and the secure mtcn site too!
Centaur76 |
_________________ <a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
"Hello Father Ivan the holy one that tell lies,I wonder how you will be able to lead God's people,we are very professional if you dont know,it is you that is a liar not even mary,you are not in st Jude's parish you lied about it why?your phone numbers are fake man of God why? do moneygramme you did western union without number,Professional Father Ivan Citizen." (p***ed off or what)
"(My Tempest shipping site frustrated him) i don't need this site any more or you forget about this consignment. Do you think we come to this off to play? How could you send the money you can not give the information in a understanding form?" OOps Mr williams upset! |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sat May 17, 2008 8:44 pm |
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@ Jen This is so damn funny I´m having my stomach aching |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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KnottyPine
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 459
Location: So many Soludos, so little time
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Sun May 18, 2008 1:38 am |
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After doing over 700 clicks on m t c n s 3 c r 3 and then having the transfer delayed almost a week by DHS, I suggested he call Jen's direct number to get the m t c n. Today, he responded with:
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With due respect Sir, as you indicated in your email dated 15/05/08, I called W3st3rn Un1on s3cur3 with the number you gave me twice to get the M T C N so that I can pick the money up. In both instances I was placed on hold for about thirty minutes, and no agent or customer service officer came on the phone line to talk to me... Sir, I think you will have to get the M T C N from w3st3rn uni0n yourself, because I can not and will never call w3st3rn uni0n again to get the M T C N... |
Hmmm... I wonder if I should suggest Moneygram instead?
Jen: if a cl1ff0rd h4rr1s left a message (possibly two!) I would love to hear his message(s). I have yet to hear his voice. BTW, this is the same lad from my sig. I have been baiting him since December. |
_________________ x1087
you make me feel like crying
Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.
kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way
you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through
Your are so honest i like the way you act.
you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now. |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Sun May 18, 2008 1:47 am |
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how about billy ray.
Dont break my heart my ache breaky heart(get that first line to continually repeat)
or the song that never ends
this is the song that never ends yes it goes on and on my friend some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever because this is the song that never ends yes it goes on and on etc etc.
i think it is off lamb chops
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwTHbGwKjxg&feature=related |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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