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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Wed May 14, 2008 10:18 pm |
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Brand new to this sport, but already having a bit of fun convincing the spammer I'm from a region WAY far away from where I really am. The funniest thing is Mr. Patric Chan, A.K.A. Patrick W.Chan, A.K.A. Patrick Chan, A.K.A Chan Patrick doesn't seem to notice that he's changing his own name as fast as I am altering my psuedoname! Hehe, yet he keeps typing whatever last name I enter in my previous Email. I knew from reading off the main website that these dudes can be pretty dense, but wow! That's pretty preoccupied! Must be corresponding with too many folks to notice.
Since it's my first attempt to play hard ball, I'm just gonna toy and see how long I can hang him up on a sob story of my own ... oh dearie me, seem to have lost my drivers license! Poor me. <evil snicker> |
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Wed May 14, 2008 10:30 pm |
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Welcome ShadowBeastie! Glad to have you aboard!
It's a shame about that ID being lost......in the past mine has been lost to robbers, eaten by my cat, and accidentally set on fire due to global warming.
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(Lagos-Benin City-Lagos-Kano-Maiduguri-Lagos-Calabar): ~2,696 miles,stranded for 11 days: "I am very grateful that you have turned me into a tourist,international espionage and adventurer." ~Desmond and Churchill
Please i am advicing you to comply with the bank so that they will tranfered this fun into your account. ~Rosemary
U.S. Passport Application - 50 Pages of Fun
The Peanut Gallery - Artwork Baits "DO YOU KNOW THAT SECURITY PHOTOS IS AGAINST HUMANITY , CAN YOU TELL A RESPONSIBLE MAN TO BE CARRYING IN FISH ON THE HEAD TO TAKE A PHOTO. CAN YOU DO THAT?" - Mr. Ferguson |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Wed May 14, 2008 10:37 pm |
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Global Warming? Wow! That must've been one very large concentration of green house gases! Hrm, my dog ate my electrical bill once (that IS a true story) ... my goodness, it could take days and an expensive operation to have the plastic removed from an animals belly. *wink wink, nudge nudge* |
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Wed May 14, 2008 10:41 pm |
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A suggestion - pepper your sob story with promises of money. Remember, if the lad doesn't think the scam is progressing he will drop you for greener pastures.
Not only should you try to comply with his requests "sniff....my dog died today, but you don't care do you? FINE! FINE HERE'S MY INFORMATION! I swear to the heavens I will finish this transaction to honor my poor pooch Snuffles...") but you should also dangle that "carrot of wealth" that is oh-so important. (I can't decide - gold casket or a simple wooden one bedecked with emeralds?)
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_________________ x11 x17
(Lagos-Benin City-Lagos-Kano-Maiduguri-Lagos-Calabar): ~2,696 miles,stranded for 11 days: "I am very grateful that you have turned me into a tourist,international espionage and adventurer." ~Desmond and Churchill
Please i am advicing you to comply with the bank so that they will tranfered this fun into your account. ~Rosemary
U.S. Passport Application - 50 Pages of Fun
The Peanut Gallery - Artwork Baits "DO YOU KNOW THAT SECURITY PHOTOS IS AGAINST HUMANITY , CAN YOU TELL A RESPONSIBLE MAN TO BE CARRYING IN FISH ON THE HEAD TO TAKE A PHOTO. CAN YOU DO THAT?" - Mr. Ferguson |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Wed May 14, 2008 10:46 pm |
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Oh, I already got him thinking I'm a wealthy single female nurse. But I love the death of a doggie ... hehehe. Hrm, several ideas spring to mind to keep this guy pecking away at a 'NOT' hole! I can't wait for my Love to write me back! |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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tss1961
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2007
Posts: 88
Location: Arkansas, USA
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Wed May 14, 2008 11:37 pm |
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My day just is not the same when one of my lads don't write, kinda depressing how I need to torment someone on a daily basis, but hey it's FUN!
Speaking of keeping them interested, I had a character die in a nursing home fire (ya the lad was trying to scam an 88 year old man on his last dime), his daughter took over and could not touch the WU receipt because it was stained with soot and still smelled like smoke from the fire. The lad wrote back only concerned with the scanned receipt. Well that drove her crazy...well she WAS ALREADY crazy because her dad was not really dead, she was trying to scam dad...and on and on. She is on the run now and dad is just getting back in touch with the original lad. Gone on for a month now.
Your imagination has no limits, test it to the max! |
_________________ -- "I have to tell you some thing you do not know,nigeria is a place where scam artist leave,for your own good never you in your life have any thing to do with any nigerians or esle you we be scamed."
-- "i checked the western union money transfer for more than 7hours and i got nothing and the time i spent had an effect on my eyes"
-- "So i have been trying my best running hecter secter looking for what to do. " |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed May 14, 2008 11:47 pm |
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Welcome to Eater! It looks like you are off and running. If you have any questions, just ask away. Sorry to hear you lost your license. Maybe he will accept a cat license instead |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Thu May 15, 2008 12:02 am |
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Wonder if they let dogs open bank accounts? |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Thu May 15, 2008 2:05 am |
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Welcome to the fold, ShadowBeastie. Seems like you're off to a great start. It's always nice to know one more lad is going to be pulling his hair out. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu May 15, 2008 8:52 am |
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ShadowBeastie wrote: |
Wonder if they let dogs open bank accounts? |
They let my talking horse charachter I bait some of the lads with open bank accounts all over the world so I don't see any reason why your dog couldn't
Happy Baiting and welcome to Eater!
(Cool avatar and Barnes & Barnes sig line too - furries rock!) |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu May 15, 2008 2:16 pm |
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Welcome to Eater. Have your lad "drop a massage" on your K7 phone number. Just be sure to have no fluids in your mouth when you listen to his fake accent. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu May 15, 2008 2:24 pm |
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Welcome aboard. Glad to have newcomers here! |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Thu May 15, 2008 6:09 pm |
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Aww, my lad didn't write me back. *sniffle* Time to ask my love why he let go of the line. Hehehe, I said 'Nurse', never said what KIND of Nurse! Looks like Karen is a Naughty Nurse who dances the poles down at the Dirtiest Little House in Texas. Hehehe! Bank fees could easily be earned in one good night. And oh my, looks like her Teague, Stripper, ate the contents of her purse and after the $33,000 plus vet bill was unable to save him, thus he became a 'stiff lizard'! But her good heart has her earning the fees to start up her own charity to benefit unfortunate lizards.
Glad the pic and sig are appreciated! I remember seeing the 'Fishheads' sketch on a Nickelodian show as a kid (don't remember the name of the show for the life of me!) The artwork is actually a quick Prismacolor workup of my own, retouched in Photoshop to make it an avatar. I love Anthropomorphic work! Practically all I do. The pic is very obscure, and used nowhere else. So I have no concern about it being traced.
Keep you guys updated on my first attempt to keep someone occupied! |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Thu May 15, 2008 6:47 pm |
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ShadowBeastie wrote: |
Wonder if they let dogs open bank accounts? |
No problem in Switzerland Even a rodent is okay. You have no idea how many accounts there are under the name of Mr. Mickey Mouse.
Welcome to Eater! |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Thu May 15, 2008 7:44 pm |
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<snickers> Well, I thought I lost him! Sent a reply to his *208@yahoo... number about how disappointed Karen was that he hadn't replied ...
Well, when he FIRST sent the email there were TWO addresses in it:
[email protected] (header)
[email protected] (internal reply address)
I sent the SAME bait to both! First came the exchanges through the *208 ... then this afternoon I get a canned reply from *204 where he calls me a '... family man ...' Well, Karen won't take to kindly being called a married man as she is a single lady! But I replied as though she hadn't noticed the reply was from *204. Mr. Chan is getting sloppy! But Karen is so eager to set up her foundation for the prevention of stiffy lizards with him as a prospective business partner she hasn't noticed. How exciting! To go from Naughty Nurse, to CEO of her own company!
Hehehe! 'Me love you long time, Mr Channy!' |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Thu May 15, 2008 7:50 pm |
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I've been talking to my own for nearly a month now. He's keeps wanting me to fill out that application form, somehow I've deleted the email twice, it wouldn;t open once, and twice I sent it to him unattached. He is extremely patient with me, talking me through the whole process.
Most recently I took the picture zoomed it and sent that to him.
It's amazing how many there are in Hong Kong |
_________________ "Once beaten,Twice Shy" - C@mila Bruc3
"JUST COME OUT STRAIGHT AND STOP BEATING BY THE BUSH, I KNOW $8000 IS A LOT OF MONEY" - Kelly-The famous zebra scammer |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Thu May 15, 2008 8:00 pm |
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Hehehe, well, "Karen's" just a dumb blonde so, this could get interesting quick if I can keep his interest. She's already offered a lapdance on the house if he visits. (tee hee) Mr. Family Man get big surprise!
It's so good he's so (nice). Now the funny thing is in my last mail (to the *204) I asked him if he was talking to someone else on the matter since he thought I was a family man. Oh dear! I hope that doesn't cause him MORE sleepless nights and eatless days. |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Thu May 15, 2008 8:10 pm |
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I'll bet you $4.19 that his next email will include some family photos then. |
_________________ "Once beaten,Twice Shy" - C@mila Bruc3
"JUST COME OUT STRAIGHT AND STOP BEATING BY THE BUSH, I KNOW $8000 IS A LOT OF MONEY" - Kelly-The famous zebra scammer |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Thu May 15, 2008 8:12 pm |
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I bet you are correct. But we shall see ... I'm patiently awaiting his generous reply. |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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DanielShouse
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1
Location: Georgia
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Thu May 15, 2008 8:41 pm |
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Below is a sort of standard reply I give to a demand for a passport or a drivers license.
Dear Mr. Sanchez:
My attorney informs me that it is against United States laws to copy any portion of a US passport. Some other countries may allow it, but it is forbidden under US laws. As for my drivers license, that is also a problem. My license was suspended for 90 days by a judge of the traffic court for driving under the influence of alcohol, speeding, evading arrest and a few other minor charges. My attorney was able to get the penalty down to a 90 day suspension of my license and a $1,200 fine. Without him, I would most likely be writing this to you while sitting in a jail cell. I've had to hire a chauffeur to drive me around. But the bright side is that she is a beautiful, 22 year old redhead. Her name is Cheryl, but her friends call her Bunny because she says that if it were not for birth control pills, she would be the mother of about 900 babies so far. Bunny is a very naughty little girl. |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Sat May 17, 2008 5:27 am |
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208 (1 email)213.46.81.28
208 and 204 (each 1 email) 87.210.42.227
Look like our friend has taken a trip to the Netherlands. Interesting. Long way from Hong Kong! |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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