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thud419
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Joined: 04 Jan 2006
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I think my brain has liquefied and dribbled out of my ears.
That is an absolute classic.
If you were doing it again, then I would say ditch the 47, because the second time a lad rings it he is going to be very suspicious, and also do have a "all of our agents are busy" thing at the end.
Having said that, there is a good chance that before they get to those bits the lad's credit will have run out.  |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
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Mon May 12, 2008 8:03 pm |
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^^ I agree, that could add some credibility .. instead of the '47' messages keep telling him he's the first in the queue for 5 minutes .. followed by a message:
'All our operators just went out to lunch, You can leave a message now .. Please clearly state your name and tel. number, and describe clearly and as detailed as possible how we can be of assistance. We will contact you as soon as possible' 
This whole thing is hilarious though .. |
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
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Mon May 12, 2008 8:08 pm |
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I found if you listen to the whole thing ten or fifteen times, it kind of grows on you.
Did you have to pay a royalty to Alvin and the Chipmunks? |
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hutchim
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 14
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Mon May 12, 2008 8:24 pm |
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Priceless...
Perhaps a western union version as well?
why not get the number added to the mtcn s3cur3 site? |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Mon May 12, 2008 9:00 pm |
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First two messages left:
First-Moneygram-Customer-Service-Message
Second-Moneygram-Customer-Service-Message
...I got nothin'. |
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FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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KnottyPine
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 459
Location: So many Soludos, so little time
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Mon May 12, 2008 9:09 pm |
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^^^^ I agree. If it is easy to do (and I have no idea what it would take, so I apologize for speaking from ignorance here), you might want to change some of those #47s to some other numbers Otherwise, it does seem to just get stuck there and might cause a lad to hang up prematurely. 
Also, as I suggested before, ending with "We're sorry. All of our agents are currently busy..." would be such a nice departing gift for our lads. hehehe.
Really great work, Jen! Thanks! |
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you make me feel like crying
Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.
kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way
you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through
Your are so honest i like the way you act.
you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now. |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Mon May 12, 2008 10:43 pm |
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If, the last three times his queue position is updated, and it's "1", he'll stay on the line. Then you can hit him with the "all our agents are busy" modality. |
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"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
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KnottyPine
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 459
Location: So many Soludos, so little time
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Tue May 13, 2008 12:50 am |
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^^^Barry -- oh, that would simply be too cruel! I love it! |
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x1087
you make me feel like crying
Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.
kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way
you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through
Your are so honest i like the way you act.
you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now. |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Tue May 13, 2008 12:56 am |
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...wait for it... |
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FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Tue May 13, 2008 1:42 am |
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I emailed some good friends of mine who know I'm into baiting, the link.
This came in from one of them:
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D*mn! I've got to get headphones - I listened, started busting up,
then
the boss shows up asking status. This is too good. This guy should
get
an honorary award. This is better than stuffing junk mail in business
reply envelopes. Any word on any of the stuck-ee's that actually left
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message? Maybe Barney or the Chipmunks soundclips could be used. Mr.
Roger's? BeeGees? There's a ton and a half of awful material out
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x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Tue May 13, 2008 4:53 am |
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And now, due to popular demand, Western Union Secure Services have introduced their new customer service telephone line.
Western-Union-Customer-Care-Hotline-Message
(the above is a slightly longer message than the one your lad will receive - due to technical considerations, which I hope to have ironed out within 24 hours)
Please spread far and wide. |
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FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Tue May 13, 2008 10:42 am |
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I've known WU and MG have their differences. WU is a the vulgar version of the more sophisticated MG, isn't it? If a lad demands a transfer through WU the right punishment for him is to listen to that torture again and again and again and...
After that he'll be just happy to listen to the MG stuff
Thanks, Jen! I'm sure the both companies will have new customers very soon  |
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kraftstrom
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 107
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Tue May 13, 2008 6:07 pm |
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This is truely insane. I absolutely love it!
Can anyone tell me where that strange "music" in the second file is from? I actually like it... at least... sort of  |
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KnottyPine
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 459
Location: So many Soludos, so little time
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Tue May 13, 2008 6:50 pm |
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I listened to the whole thing. Awesome! I loved how the queue position gets down to #1 and then remains there. And, the ending is superb! Super awesome job, Jen. When my lad contacts technical support at m t c n s 3 c u r 3, I will give that phone number as tech support's "direct" phone line. hehehe. |
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x1087
you make me feel like crying
Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.
kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way
you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through
Your are so honest i like the way you act.
you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now. |
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Moe Dalitty
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 21
Location: England
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Tue May 13, 2008 6:54 pm |
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I love the customer service messages, I know the lads will love it too!
Do you happen to know what the name of the song is, which starts at 4:30 on the MoneyGram service message? Call me a masochist, but I actually quite enjoyed that one, and wish to look for a full version.
(Is that 'Wing' singing the Chinese-sounding song just before the one I'm asking about? Sounds just like her.) |
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Slootie
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 182
Location: Deep in the heart of Tecksus
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Tue May 13, 2008 7:39 pm |
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Dayam...that was just plain horrible.
I listened to it 1 hour ago for about 30 seconds, and I can still hear it. 
What a great idea; I can sure use this. Thanks for posting! |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Tue May 13, 2008 7:45 pm |
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You are all too kind <snif>. I'd like to thank the cast and crew,...
I'll see if anyone can figure out where I found the music in the second file. Here's a hint - it involves an opera singer rapping... about 'the cowboy life'.
Just to make things even more irritating, I overlaid that song with some backwards bagpipe music that speeds up and slows down. |
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FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Tue May 13, 2008 8:15 pm |
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@Jen, I�m listening to the Westy one now and this is truly the product of seriously disturbed mind. I love it. |
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Shemp
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Joined: 13 May 2008
Posts: 10
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Tue May 13, 2008 10:38 pm |
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New member her but a long time lurker. This stuff is pure gold.
This musical nonsense is titled "The Most Unwanted Song", performed by Komar & Melamid and Dave Soldier.
Scroogling this cacophony turns up some interesting results.
Nice work... |
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Wed May 14, 2008 2:27 am |
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I jus listened to the whole message, laughing the entire time. It made my wife leave the room, and I'm pretty certain some of my plants wilted.
That is truly devilishly wicked. And I have a craving for eggs for some reason! |
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thomas-the-tank
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Joined: 18 Aug 2007
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Wed May 14, 2008 3:55 am |
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It's truly horrible. I couldn't listen for more than 30 seconds. I hope my lads enjoy it. |
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Jen Derbender
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Joined: 16 Mar 2004
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Wed May 14, 2008 4:29 am |
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Two new customers for the Moneygram line:
Message-3
This one is my favourite:
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| I want to talk to somebody, but nobody wants to talk to me. |
Classic! |
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FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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bobby kaye
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Joined: 30 Oct 2007
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Wed May 14, 2008 4:46 am |
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This is some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard....well, since they've let me out, anyway! |
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rootuser
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Wed May 14, 2008 5:18 am |
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As I'm in the office I cannot "enjoy" checking out the messages. But it really comes in handy as I currently have my FedEx-lad complaining about .
Now isn't that too bad that soon he'll also be complaining about the service-hotline? |
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"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
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NSXTASY
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Wed May 14, 2008 6:25 pm |
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Two new customers for the Moneygram line:
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This one is my favourite:
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Okay, I have to confess that I am a newbie here but have been hearing rave reviews about your "work" for a while now. I also have to confess that I have been "mentored" in your ways and am responsible for those two voice mails from an extremely frustrated scammer who tried to sell an Acura NSX.
The NSX Community thanks you for the brilliant instruction in how to play a scammer and I wanted to share my first attempt to uphold your unsurpassed leadership in the world of scammer baiting.
Here is my link and, once again, thank you for the ideas and inspiration. And to Jen Derbender, I hope you do not mind that I used your "name" because I wanted to honor your hard work and dedication.
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104987 |
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