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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Tue May 13, 2008 5:06 pm |
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Attn;Benjamin Dover"
I AM READY TO TAKE OVER HIS POSITION ,WHAT DO WE DO.NOW EVEN TOINVEST THE
MONEY INTO THE CHURCH
THANKS,
CHRISTOPHER MARTINS |
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_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue May 13, 2008 5:23 pm |
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Man, this pleases us so much to see that there are many joining the group. The more the merrier. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Tue May 13, 2008 6:30 pm |
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Where is the TWAT world headquarters? And when are all of the twats going to have to go there for their pilgrimage?
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue May 13, 2008 6:31 pm |
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Currently, the headquarters are in Abeche. The nice thing is, it is quite mobile. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue May 13, 2008 6:33 pm |
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The world headquarters are in Oregon.... duh.
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_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Tue May 13, 2008 6:34 pm |
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Lol I just got another lad who wants to join
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Dear Brother Benjamin,
Thank you very much for email.,i am here with my only
brother Richard Dawson, we are very happy to receive your email and being a
christian,we are christians,we will want to take up this upportunity to take up the
work of the lord Jesus christ in disciple making,mathew 24,14.Act 1.8.,further more we will want you to tell us all we need to do as quickly as possible., i here
attached my pictures,please do send us yours and every details .,may the good lord bless you and all the brethrens in christ amen.
Respectfully,
Nancy.Accra Ghana. |
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_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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MoutonBlanc
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 764
Location: Fort Knox
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Tue May 13, 2008 6:37 pm |
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it's too early to be absolutely sure but I may have twat members in the making... |
_________________ Ghana - Togo
x 34 - x 55 + x1 (shared)
x 5 x3 x2 x2
I am so sorry for i know am the person delaying your Fund here in Nigeria (H0nest K0ffi)
I am not overwhelmed by your action to make me suffer. (P4nagi0tis K0lli4s)
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(Dr 4bra L4w4l)
AND I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT A MAN OF YOUR CANNIBAL WILL DO ANYTHING TO HOT THE FEELING OF HUMANS (4ndr3 L4lumi3re)
I HAVE BEEN HAVING PATIENCE WITH YOU AND YOU ARE PUSHING ME TO WALL, GO FUCK YOUR SELF (J0hn W35T)
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Posted:
Tue May 13, 2008 6:38 pm |
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I also have two who are interested. The are getting their membership applications today. I only sent out 5 invitations. That's a 40% return. What a mighty church this is! |
_________________ x 18 x 64
Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Tue May 13, 2008 6:43 pm |
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At the rate you guys are going there are going Chad is going to have more twats than muslims. I really hope that a twat jihad isn't in the near future.
Are twats nonviolent? I know that they tend to be rather incompetent, but are they nonviolent? |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Posted:
Tue May 13, 2008 6:50 pm |
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TWATs are non-violent for the most part. But once a month, many of them become quite irritable. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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tss1961
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2007
Posts: 88
Location: Arkansas, USA
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Posted:
Tue May 13, 2008 6:59 pm |
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Yes, sandbag pyramids as far as the eye can see...I have one waiting on a large laptop shipment informations and had some interest when V3ll forwarded the 200K email from the church:
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Brother V3ll Cr0w,
Thanks so much for your effort and all other things that you will go through during this delivery process, may the Lord, Most high bless you forever. And about the church project you are someone who i can,t say no to, no matter the circumstance. I will firstly inform you about things right here almost all areas are all filled up with Churches, Clubs, and every where real busy. But the only land or space one can get will be may be an half plot of land within my area. So i don't know how you want it and secondly you have to tell me what are inquire of me because i will love to also show love to you the same way you have done if this way i can say thank you.
Just get back to me or call me at my mobile +234-802-593-2162
Awaiting to hear from you.
Dr. James McDonald |
Yesterday he was sent the welcome letter from Rev. Ben and the T W A T for dummies script but has not yet replied, anyone want to call that number as a rep from the church? I have no way of calling lads right now. |
_________________ -- "I have to tell you some thing you do not know,nigeria is a place where scam artist leave,for your own good never you in your life have any thing to do with any nigerians or esle you we be scamed."
-- "i checked the western union money transfer for more than 7hours and i got nothing and the time i spent had an effect on my eyes"
-- "So i have been trying my best running hecter secter looking for what to do. " |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Posted:
Tue May 13, 2008 7:09 pm |
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I didnt know there are palm trees in Oregon? |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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freddyfudpucker
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 105
Location: up your ass and around the corner
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Posted:
Tue May 13, 2008 7:10 pm |
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yep, its a smash, ive got 3 more ive sent the forms to, including the prolific Chr1st1ana Wh1sk3y.
TWAT is irresistable, and SO many want to get in it, it practically runs itself.
Oh, but the misery TWAT can bring to the greedy. |
_________________ I love FOOLS like u.u do not understand difference between MTCN and
TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER.go to all and take a loan that will kill u.-B@rr1st3r B3110
The can't even afford money for me to go to cyber cafe and chat to see someone who can happy me.-K0t0k0l Le4 |
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 1:57 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
TWATs are non-violent for the most part. But once a month, many of them become quite irritable. |
Careful, you insensitive male bastard..... |
_________________ With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 4:08 pm |
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@Strongside, I've got a few that are interested too, just hope yours don't take as long as mine to send in their applications. I got one horrible application and hopefully he should be sending me pics of his pyramid soon! |
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Sandra, Owerri to Lagos 18+ months | Oga Mark - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal
N4ncy & Yeb0ah - Accra to Abidjan | Barrister Stone 13+ months
PD Results: x18
AS Results: x4
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138 sites killed |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 4:15 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
TWATs are non-violent for the most part. But once a month, many of them become quite irritable. |
Classic... |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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i hatescammers
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 May 2008
Posts: 21
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Wed May 14, 2008 11:59 pm |
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If a Rev Graham emails the TWAT Gmail account please forward him on to Rev Tansy tansydoa at gmail dot com. He sent me a few encouraging emails and I directed him to the website.
He would be found at
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Posted:
Thu May 15, 2008 12:08 am |
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This is the sixth member so far but none have sent in the form yet if anyone wants any spare twats i will forward the lad to you
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My dear Reverend Dover,
Thank you very much for your prompt reply to the mail l sent to you and may God bless you. I have heard all you said but my problem is that your church is not found here in my country. if you can direct on how l can locate the church here, l am ready to be a member. If on the other hand it is not, we can help arrange for
one to be opened.
I will be very much glad to be part of this noble work.
Kindly let me hear from you soonest.
Yours in Christ
Mrs Clemence.
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_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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i hatescammers
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 May 2008
Posts: 21
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Thu May 15, 2008 1:23 am |
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Rev Tansy could always use a new one to keep him busy. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Thu May 15, 2008 1:27 pm |
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I think that one of my Lotto Lads is a confused stray of yours
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Hello,
If you are indeed Mr G0mer, you know what to do. Touch with the head at the origin, of TWAT. The head will be filled with intelligence. I know I did get intelligence regarding this.
One luv broda. |
Aaah now I know who that is. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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