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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue May 13, 2008 1:54 pm |
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Well, Phystme has taken over. Everyone is sick and tired of Dover's incompetence. So, Rev Phystme stepped it up and emailed Adamu to tell him that he is sending Dover's arse over there with the money, to save them. I CC'd all kinds of people on that email. UNHCR people, other TWAT members, TAWT accounting, etc. He should feel important.
Here is Adamu's response:
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DEAR REV WILLIAM,
I AM GREETING YOU IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST, AND WE ARE SAYING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU WE PRAY THAT GOD SHOULD GIVE YOU LONG LIVE AND PROSPERITY AMEN.
WE ARE HAPPY NOW FINALLY TO RECEIVE YOUR MESSAGE, WE ARE STILL STREDED HERE IN ABECHE BECAUSE REV BENJAMIN IS DOING NOTHING CONCERNING OUR SITUATION HERE IN ABECHE. HE IS THE ONE THAT TOLD ME TO COME TO CHAD I DID WITHOUT REFUSING HIS WORDS. I WAS ALSO TOLD TO LEAVE NDJAMENA TO ABECHE AND INSTRUCT ME TO HIRE A VEHICLE FROM NDJMENA TO ABECHE.THAT THE DRIVER MONEY WILL BE PAID IN ABECHE, I WAS SURPRISE TO SEE THAT ALL THE WESTERN UNION AND MONEY GRAM THEY SEND TO ME WAS ALL FAKE AND IT IS ONLY 3000USD TO PAY THE BILL OF THE DRIVER.
PLEASE REV WILLIAM, I WANT YOU TO USE YOUR POSITION AS THE PRESIDENT OF TWAT CHURCH TO HELP US TO SEND THE DRIVER MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION. PLEASE REV, THE CHAD LAW SAID THAT YOU SHOULD NOT PAY MORE THAN 1000 PER DAY SO THE 3000 WILL BE THREE DAYS 1000USD PER DAY.
PLEASE REV WILLIAM, THIS IS THE NAME YOU WILL USE TO SEND IT.
NAME: EMMANUEL EZEJI .A.
ADDRESS:ABECHE CHAD
QUESTION:WHAT FOR
ANSWER: TRANSPORT
PLEASE REV WILLIAM, HELP US THAT WE SHOULD BE FREE TO GO BACK TO NIGERIA WE HAVE STAYED ONEMONTH AND THREE WEEKS SLEEPING OUTSIDE SINCE WE CAME HERE TO CHAD.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUTUAL COOPERATION AND ALMIGHTY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND ENTIRE MEMBERS OF TWAT CHURCH AMEN.
ONCE AGAIN I SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ONBEHALF OF I AND MY BROTHER AND THE ENTIRE MEMBERS OF TWAT IN NIGERIA WE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
BEST REGARDS?
ADAMU |
He is so thoughtful. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Tue May 13, 2008 3:03 pm |
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Didn't you tell him that once in Abeche he could find you at some very obvious UN building or something? How did you slip out of that? |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue May 13, 2008 3:05 pm |
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The idiot could not find the building, only the cafe, which by the way, is the ONLY cafe in Abeche. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Tue May 13, 2008 3:06 pm |
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Well, we didn't tell him we were in the UN building. We told him we were in the building 20 meters to the west, or something similar. You know, the one with all of the satellite dishes on the roof (I think almost all of them have a bunch of satellite dishes on the roof) |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Tue May 13, 2008 10:43 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
He is so thoughtful. |
Well after the pizza fiasco, he's learned some basic politeness. I bet you could turn him into a litlle Miss Manners of your very own after another few months. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed May 14, 2008 12:47 am |
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IF these guys somehow manage to survive, the mod's going to have to come up with a PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder) icon for you evil TWAT Masters to put in your siggys. |
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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
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Wed May 14, 2008 1:20 am |
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^^^A big tranquilizer pill, or a hypodermic needle! |
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onyenekwu
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 30 Jun 2007
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Wed May 14, 2008 8:12 am |
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One month and three weeks?
I wonder what the exit strategy would be.Stick it out for more 100 years or cut and run?
If the drivers name is still Emeka and this mugu wants the WU sent to Emmanuel Ezeji,I can conclude that both Mr Emeka and Mr Ezeji are of the same tribe in eastern Nigeria and speaks same native language,in Nigeria there are over 170 languages,so they must be real close or related. |
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foxhat
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 56
Location: Dark side of the moon
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Wed May 14, 2008 1:26 pm |
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Had to sign in just to give you guys a for this! |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Wed May 14, 2008 2:35 pm |
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^^ Thanks foxhat, and welcome to Eater. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed May 14, 2008 5:15 pm |
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Thanks fox! Glad to see you enjoyed it...
Well, we had a chat with him. Prof is playing Dover and is writing in all caps. I am Phystme.
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adamulawal: hello Rev william i am here now
i am greeting you in the name of our lord Jesus christ
me: hello
adamulawal: i am here sir
i send a mail for oyu
me: Yes
one moment
Ben is coming in
He will be typing in all caps
okay?
adamulawal: please rev i have only 30minute
me: yes
this is fine
give me just one moment
Ben is logging in
adamulawal: okay
okay
me: how are you today Adamu?
adamulawal: i am fine
but iam not really feeling fine
me: Are you enjoying Abeche?
oh, why not?
adamulawal: no
sir
you know i have stay here for a month and three weeks
me: yes
I am very sorry about that
adamulawal: thank you
me: Trust me, you will be home soon
I basically spent my entire birthday working on a plan to get you your
money
adamulawal: please sir i want you to use your position
me: And to get you home
adamulawal: to send the driver money so that i will be free
me: We are trying to get the Western Union/Money Gram thing sorted
There are tons of problems with the Chadian government it seems
I'M HERE NOW
adamulawal: okay sir
me: that is Rev Dover
in all caps
ADAMU, THIS IS REVEREND DOVER
We sent money to Karim, a missionary in Sudan, via Western Union
just earlier
adamulawal: please i want it to be fast
me: He picked it up wth no problem
adamulawal: how are you sir
me: I'VE BEEN BETTER, ADAMU, BUT THANK YOU FOR ASKING
HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR BROTHER DOING?
adamulawal: i say once more happy birthday
me: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THAT
thank you
WE ATE QUITE A BIT OF RICE AND STEW AT THE CELEBRATION WITH
YOU AND YOUR BROTHER IN MIND
adamulawal: please sir you can resend the money again
and attach it
me: Yes, we can try
adamulawal: give me the name of the sender and his or her phone
me: The accountants have been on the phone all week with Moneygram and Western Union
WE ARE CURRENTLY STRUGGLING TO DEAL WITH TRANSFERRING THESE FUNDS TO YOU. IT APPEARS THERE IS ONE PROBLEM AFTER ANOTHER WITH THE NETWORK IN CHAD
Trying to get this straightened out
adamulawal: okay
he can use both money gram
me: Adamu, please bear with us
We are trying our best
adamulawal: and western union please
me: YES, WE KNOW ADAMU
THIS DELAY IS ENTIRELY NOT OUR FAULT
adamulawal: let him send it 1000usd per day please
me: okay
adamulawal: i know but you see
me: we are tring ADamu
adamulawal: my family are not okay since i left
me: HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR BROTHER DOING? HAVE YOU STARTED TO FEEL A BIT MORE HOME IN ABECHE?
adamulawal: nigeria to chad
here is not okay for us
the driver only give us bread and water
we are not feeding fine here
me: WELL, YOU KNOW IN OUR FAITH, BREAD IS THE SYMBOL OF CHRIST'S BODY
adamulawal: well i say that he try by doing that
i know the symbol is good
but please pay the driver so that i will have peace of mine please sir
me: yes
we are trying
THE STEW KIND OF PLAYED HELL ON MY DIGESTIVE TRACT ANYWAY
ADamu
tell us some things
What are you doing all day?
Is Abeche a peaceful place?
adamulawal: it is a pity sir
i know it will not do anything to you rev
me: THANKS, ADAMU
adamulawal: okay
me: CAN YOU PLEASE FOCUS ON WILLIAM'S QUESTIONS NOW?
WE NEED TO KNOW SOME THINGS
adamulawal: okay
me: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. THE ACCOUNTING OFFICE IS CALLING
adamulawal: okay
try to tell them to resend the money
me: Okay
Adamu
adamulawal: and send the name of the sender and phone number please
me: Yes
We will do this
Answer some of my questions now
Okay?
adamulawal: and let it be 1000usd per day please
okay
me: What are you and your brother doing all day?
adamulawal: sir we are praying to God and singing praises to deliver
us from this country
because this is a mulism country
and it is not okay if you are not a muslim
me: oh
You are like Paul and Silas then?
Remember how they were delivered
The chains fell off!
adamulawal: that is why we pray for protection
me: Yes
adamulawal: i know that
me: Okay
Another question
Where are you sleeping?
IS ANYONE VIOLENT TOWARDS YOU?
adamulawal: we sleep outside the driver compound
he give us blanket to sleep outside
me: THAT IS VERY KIND OF HIM
ALTHOUGH I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS INCREDIBLY CHILLY AT NIGHT THERE
adamulawal: it is very hot in the day time
and very chillying at night
me: really?
AH
That must be nice weather
I have always wanted to go to Abeche
Sounds so peaceful
adamulawal: yes
sir
it is not good for our health
me: Oh yeah?
Sounds like it would clear the sinuses
adamulawal: you know here is not took good
me: Why not?
Isn't it a peaceful place?
Aside from crazy Hamdan
adamulawal: because you will see army carrying gun
me: really?
adamulawal: patroling everyday
me: In Abeche?
Why?
adamulawal: yes sir
me: I thought Abeche was peaceful
DO THEY START ANY TROUBLE WITH YOU?
adamulawal: that is why i want to go home
me: Have you had any encounters with them?
adamulawal: not quick sir
no
but you will not like to see them
members of twat church are worried
of me sir because i have stayed too long
me: I THINK ALL OF THE ARMY MEN WITH GUNS WOULD MAKE ME FEEL SAFE
me: yes
IS THERE SOME WAY WE CAN CONTACT THEM?
adamulawal: no
me: Have you had any encounters with them?
adamulawal: no sir
me: I mean,have you had any run ins with the army?
WE HAVE MISSIONARIES IN NIGERIA NOW, SO MAYBE WE COULD SEND A DELEGATE THERE TO BRING FOOD AND CLOTHING TO THEM
You have remained safe, yes?
adamulawal: but i want you to do something quick
me: Yes
we are
Answer our questions
adamulawal: so that i settle the driver please
me: Adamu, have you ever had any encounters with the army or militia
there?
You or your brother?
adamulawal: no sir but i use to hear sound of gun everyday
me: Have you ever had to run from it?
Have you ever seen anyone get hit or die?
adamulawal: yes
me: WHAT HAPPENED?
adamulawal: they say that they are not chadian
and they are not allow to come inn
there country
because of language barry
me: SO THEY SHOT THEM?
adamulawal: they querry before they shot his leg
me: WOW
YOU SAW THAT HAPPEN?
tell us exactly what happened
adamulawal: last week
please sir my time is running fast
and i dont have money to pay
me: THE ACCOUNTANTS SAID THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE THIS FIGURED OUT TODAY OR TOMORROW. THEY SAID IT'S VERY DIFFICULT DEALING WITH THE PEOPLE IN CHAD THAT WORK AT THE OFFICES THERE.THEY'RE TRYING THEIR BEST
adamulawal: please let them put more effort
me: IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO GET TO ADRE YET?
THEY'RE WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK ON IT, ADAMU
adamulawal: so that we settle the driver please
me: PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT
adamulawal: okay sir
me: WE ARE DEVASTATED OVER ALL OF THIS
adamulawal: please sir tell them
me: Yes
We are
Adamu
adamulawal: to send 1000usd per day
me: get back to your story
I want to hear about the gimp leg
adamulawal: that is all i know because they rush the person to the hospital
me: BUT YOU WATCHED THEM SHOOT HIS LEG?
adamulawal: no sir
me: JEEZE
THIS STORY SUCKS
adamulawal: it is a pity sir
me: TRULY
adamulawal: you know i can tell you liar
me: TELL US MORE ABOUT THE SOUND OF THE GUNSHOTS
adamulawal: it is true
me: WE BELIEVE EVERY WORD, ADAMU
DO THE GUNSHOTS KEEP YOU AWAKE AT NIGHT?
Yes, we know that the TWATs cannot tell a lie
adamulawal: at night you will hear gun sound
but you will not know the direction that it is coming
we use to fear here because of that
me: BUT NOW YOU'RE ACCUSTOMED TO IT?
adamulawal: thank you sir
what will i do
me: WE HAVE A SAYING HERE AT TWAT CENTRAL
"WHEN IN DOUBT, RUN LEFT" Yes
adamulawal: is only to ask God to protect us
me: THIS WOULD ALSO WORK WITH THE GUNSHOTS
A tried and true method
Adamu, do you have a phone now?
What is the number
we tried to call several times yesterday
But with no luck
We tried calling Emeka
adamulawal: no i dont have any here
me: Are you being truthful?
I thought you said that you had a phone the other day
adamulawal: yes
sir
me: Or do you mean you just dont have it at the cafe
adamulawal: he gave us one of his phone
but later he collect it back
me: YOU DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO ANY OTHER PHONES?
WHAT IF WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT UPDATE?
adamulawal: i dont have any here sir
i dont
me: Are you in contact with anyone in Nigeria?
adamulawal: expect you call him
me: Any family?
adamulawal: like yesterday he told us
that you call and
you will call back in 5minute time
but we waited
and you do not call again
no
sir
me: ADAMU, HERE IS WHAT WE NEED YOU TO DO TODAY...
adamulawal: because i dont have money to call them
me: YOU NEED TO FIND YOUR WAY HERE, TO WHERE THIS PICTURE DEPICTS
adamulawal: that is why they are fearing about
me: THIS IS THE ABECHE TECHNOLOGY CORRIDOR
adamulawal: my wereabout
me: http://www.bmlv.gv.at/ausle/eufor_tschad/galerie/vollbild/10539-2008d_tcd_b.jpg
THAT MAN IS NAMED RAHIM
TELL HIM THAT REVEREND DOVER INSISTS THAT HE GIVE YOU A PHONE
FOR USE THERE, SO WE MAY GETA HOLD OF YOU
AND INSTRUCT HIM TO DEBIT OUR ACCOUNT ACCORDINGLY
DID YOU SEE THE PICTURE?
Yes, listen to Reverend Dover Adamu
adamulawal: please sir i know him
me: I could use that water for my plants
EXCELLENT
You know him?
Rahim?
I FIGURED YOU MIGHT KNOW HIM
How do you know him?
adamulawal: just help me out please
no sir
me: WE'RE TRYING EVERYTHING WE CAN DO, ADAMU
Oh, you meant you DONT know him
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO US
adamulawal: yes sir
me: Adamu
PLEASE FIND RAHIM TODAY
Can you lsiten to me for one second?
adamulawal: please sir help me out please Rev
me: Have you made any attempt to get to Adre?
Any at all?
adamulawal: how will i go
without money
me: THE LORD WILL CARRY YOU
adamulawal: it is 171km
from here
me: DO YOU HAVE ACCESS TO A CAMEL?
adamulawal: please rev William i want you to help me out
please send the driver money so that i will be free
me: YEAH
adamulawal: my time is up
me: ADAMU
Hold on Adamu
FIND THE TECHNOLOGY CORRIDOR
Listen
Reverend Dover will be leaving today or tomorrow for you
adamulawal: please sir if they send it let them attach the receipt please
me: The accountants are getting the cash together
adamulawal: okay
me: In all, it is $300,000
There is extra money for your troubles
AND YOUR BROTHER'S
adamulawal: they should pay 1000per day please
me: He will have fresh clothing as well
Have you taken a bath?
When was the last time that you bathed?
adamulawal: thank you and GOD BLESS YOU AMEN
me: ADAMU, HAVE YOU TAKEN A BATH?
adamulawal: ONCE A DAY
me: AH
NICE
TELL YOUR BROTHER HELLO FOR US
adamulawal: PLEASE I AM WAITING TO
me: WE WILL E-MAIL YOU THE DETAILS OF MY FLIGHT
adamulawal: RECEIPT THE WU OR MG PLEASE SIR
me: YES, WE'RE AWARE
adamulawal: OKAY SIR
me: STAY STRONG, ADAMU
adamulawal: BYE
me: YOU TRY ANY OF THAT MILLET THEY COOK OVER THERE?
adamulawal: THAK YOU
me: SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD
I am glad to are able to take a bath
Nothing is worse than a dirty TWAT
SURE THERE IS
TWO DIRTY TWATS
Yes
adamulawal: THANK YOU BYE
me: Do you agree Adamu?
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed May 14, 2008 6:10 pm |
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Hahahahahaha! BRILLIANT!
Five thumbs! |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Wed May 14, 2008 6:19 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed May 14, 2008 6:22 pm |
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How do you really feel Doc? Hehe. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 6:28 pm |
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Oh my god - that is hysterical
"Do you have access to a camel"
Seems he just wants to get back to his fellow twats in Nigeria now - i think it will be some time yet before he gets there |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 6:33 pm |
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Jojo meant to wrote: |
THIS DELAY IS ENTIRELY OUR FAULT |
You accidentally put the word "not" in there. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 6:36 pm |
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Whoa, the news clippings posted upthread suggested that things were heating up in eastern Chad, but gunfire all around, holy cow. I wonder if they have the moral courage to keep wearing their pink sashes.
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I could use that water for my plants |
You guys kill me. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 6:47 pm |
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"WHEN IN DOUBT, RUN LEFT" |
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mugu molester
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Apr 2008
Posts: 60
Location: far from Lagos
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Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 6:52 pm |
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THE LORD WILL CARRY YOU |
you guys are just brilliant
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because you will see army carrying gun |
The growing tension and possible full-scale war between Chad and Sudan could make Adamu's life even more miserable... but soon there'll be a whole army of TWATs defending Abeche. The battle of the only cyber cafe along HOSPITAL ROAD will be a fierce one. |
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NOW I NO YOU ARE A REAL SON OF A BITCH BORN BY A BASTARD DRUNKARD. - mr.Barry Uba
Note you did not send me any money and you are causing a big problem. - barrister Mus4 B3llo |
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 7:43 pm |
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me: THIS IS THE ABECHE TECHNOLOGY CORRIDOR |
Where they apparently produce "heavy water"
Wonderful work guys!! |
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"Sir I sworn an oath as a legal luminary to defend your cause in all ramification from the armpit of the law" - Barr. W4k4r4 Iss4c
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sir_bob
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 7
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Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 7:46 pm |
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Might be shocking for to learn that both WU/MG branches are in the pay of the local warlord/military commander and have been syphoning off TWAT's payments to Brother - he needs to get to a safer place or failing that take it up with the local commander - bang bang! |
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freddyfudpucker
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 105
Location: up your ass and around the corner
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Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 7:56 pm |
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WE ATE QUITE A BIT OF RICE AND STEW AT THE CELEBRATION WITH
YOU AND YOUR BROTHER IN MIND
ha! |
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The can't even afford money for me to go to cyber cafe and chat to see someone who can happy me.-K0t0k0l Le4 |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 9:54 pm |
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"I THINK ALL OF THE ARMY MEN WITH GUNS WOULD MAKE ME FEEL SAFE "
Fantastic! |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Wed May 14, 2008 10:10 pm |
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well, you know where you are with a bunch of amphetamine-crazed fourteen year old militia types. Pushed over a barrel and beheaded or simply chopped to bits by AK fire is almost assured.
This brings me to a question of ethics:
How far is too far?
While the lad believes that he is swindling money off someone he is open to persuasion from us. But if he ends up in some ghastly hell-hole, and he still asks for money to get home, at what point do we assume that he is asking out of fear for his own existence? What level of responsibility do we assume for what he experiences on his travels, and what is excusable? Fear, discomfort, the derision of locals, hunger and cold will all heal in time. Gunshot wounds are more serious. On the other hand the lad may turn to crimes of violence to fund his cafe time (or simply to eat) if he finds himself high and dry.
So, how far is too far? and how far do we go?
Discuss over ten pints of guinness |
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"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 10:16 pm |
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So, how far is too far? and how far do we go?
Discuss over ten pints of guinness |
And please, start another thread about it instead of getting all sloppy drunk in this one. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
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- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
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