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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Sat May 10, 2008 2:47 am |
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...which you are welcome to share with your lads, if they are having difficulty retreiving their money transfers. It will keep them entertained for over 20 minutes:
Online-Hold-Message
It is a mashup of a computer-generated voice, the most annoying music ever made, and a queue-position counter that behaves... strangely.
If I get any really awesome messages, I will post them. If for any reason you'd rather I send it to you than to the world, please send me the name of your lad and his phone number, and I'll try to keep those private.
Enjoy! |
_________________ FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
x2 x2 x?
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Sat May 10, 2008 5:06 am |
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Where did you get that freakin' music? You are right, it is annoying! Is some of it in Japanese? |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat May 10, 2008 5:16 am |
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^^^Not Japanese, but the most annoying music I've ever heard. Horrible quality. Worse than music on ignore. After a minute I slammed my phone into my desk. I love it. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
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I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Sat May 10, 2008 5:41 am |
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That music is horribly annoying. I could only take about 15 seconds of it. |
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SomersetC
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 28
Location: Texas
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Sat May 10, 2008 6:56 am |
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Patr!ck Bulld0zer, alias The Bulld0zer, alias The Bullet, random hitman, may call. He wants his $1500 from a certain Zedidiah. Hoping he'll call - feel free to post it if he does.
I think a few ribs were knocked out of alignment when "the song that doesn't end" started up. I loved that song as a kid.
Nice bit of torture. Thank you, thank you very much. |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Sat May 10, 2008 7:48 am |
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Any chance of making a WU customer disservice line as well? This is worse than Microsoft and Adobe combined, and I thought they were the pits.
Can't wait to send some money via Moneygram. |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Sat May 10, 2008 8:14 am |
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I could listen to it even other 23 minutes. I guess the call center is located somewhere in China.
MoneyGram obviously serves better than my RL bank. And I'm sure my lads will be more than happy with MG services |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Sat May 10, 2008 8:20 am |
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@thomas-the-tank: Sounds like a hell of an idea. Perhaps the time for Guantanamo-style white noise and a theremin performance has arrived.
@SomersetC: You are welcome. And I promise I will post whatever Patrick Bullshitter leaves on my lawn.
@Connie, @SB, you are most cordially welcome.
@Just Jane: I actually made that message almost a year ago... so I can't really remember where I got the music. I think I googled 'annoying' and went from there
PS I want the 80s back, just because of your avatar.
EDIT: @Niagara: I'm glad to hear it, and hope to be of service to your lads at their earliest convenience. |
_________________ FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
x2 x2 x? |
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Sat May 10, 2008 8:52 am |
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Nice piece of work there Jen. I�m going to add the number to my faky Moneygram receipt so disgruntled lads have someone to phone to complain. It�s always good to squander lads� phone credit. Less for them to use on real victims. |
_________________ Click here for Singing Lads and listen to the back catalogue for talented lads singing. Includes Bohemian Rhapsody, Postman Pat, The Lumberjack Song, Nellie the Elephant, Old Macdonald Had a Farm, Money - That's what I Want and many more. |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Sat May 10, 2008 8:58 am |
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@Tigbitties: Much obliged for putting it on your receipt. It's a K7 number, so all it needs to stay alive is lads a-callin'... |
_________________ FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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-C-
Account closed at users request
Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Sat May 10, 2008 9:24 am |
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My poor bleeding ears! That was horrible!
...I love it! And I'm sure so does my most recent pet who has had some problems with Moneygram lately. In fact, this thread is exactly what I needed. I was running out of time wasters and excuses, but now I know that my lad has a good reason to send yet another email. Thank you, Jen. |
_________________ x34, x16, x9+some
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo
Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple". |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Sat May 10, 2008 9:34 am |
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@Cyric: You are most welcome. Have another bear on me. |
_________________ FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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Darth Sidious
Message Animal
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Posts: 88
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Sat May 10, 2008 12:25 pm |
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Dude that was...the most horrific and annoying crap I have ever heard. My ears are bleeding so bad I swear I am having an ear-period
And I thought calling DMV was already bad!!
Nice work dude!! |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat May 10, 2008 3:16 pm |
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Jen Derbender - This is truly horrible! The lads' one brain cell will explode. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
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Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
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KnottyPine
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 459
Location: So many Soludos, so little time
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Sat May 10, 2008 4:00 pm |
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I am doing my best to listen to this. But, OMG. The music is horrid and yet I love it! I literally LOL'd when I heard the position in the queue increases! At one point, you actually get down to #1 in the queue and then... you are suddenly #11 and then #47!! Too damn funny! I listened to the whole thing. Yes, I am a knucklehead. "This is the song that doesn't end...".
Not that it wasn't funny enough, imagine a lad listening to the whole thing and at the very end, getting a message that all available agents are busy -- please leave a message after the beep. hehehe. Cruel enough, ya think?
This has reminded me that I really need to lengthen my K7 greeting. A mere one minute message is just too damn wimpy. I need to do a "Thank you for calling Moses xxxxxxx. That is M as is multimedia, O as in oceanograghy..."
I agree that a WU version would be most welcomed.
Thanks, Jen! |
_________________ x1087
you make me feel like crying
Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.
kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way
you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through
Your are so honest i like the way you act.
you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now. |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Sat May 10, 2008 8:35 pm |
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Aye yai yai!
I'm now going to have to advance one of my baits to the MG stage!
EDITED TO ADD: I'm still listening to this! I think though that you might be overplaying your hand with that queue postion of 47.
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_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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JJJingleheimerschmidt
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 274
Location: Tishomingo, Mississippi
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Sat May 10, 2008 10:03 pm |
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Hell, I sit and listened to the whole thing and am still laughing my ass off This is great. That will be the number they are directed to from now on. |
_________________ x36
I know you are on death row.
Father fucking peasant.
Roast in hell and poverty...
Truly Yours,
Most Successful Fraudster. Li Ka Shing
ATTENTION:NORMAN. I REGRET EVERY OF MY TIME SPENT IN DEALING WITH A
BIZAGA LIKE YOU, AN OUT DATED HUMAN BEING OF YOUR NATURE, A
REPUGNANTIC TYPE OF HUMAN, A BASTARD, A CLUMSY AND INCONSEQUENTIAL
FOOL, A PERSON WHO IS SUFFERING FROM A MINOR MENTAL INBALANCE. GO AND
EAT SHIT SON OF A BITCH. Dr. Daniel Watac
please i am sorry for the damage it cost you this person called himself Gomer just send me mail claming to have hacked my mail on line .his letter is forwarded bellow. I will take care of him .don't just worry as i look forward to hearing from you
Prince william Dossou |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Sat May 10, 2008 10:07 pm |
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Barry Kelly wrote: |
I think though that you might be overplaying your hand with that queue postion of 47 |
And you don't think playing "The Song That Never Ends" three times was overplaying my hand? |
_________________ FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
x2 x2 x? |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Sun May 11, 2008 5:04 am |
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^^^^ Now that was a nice touch, that song that never ends!
I listened to it all the way thru, and then listened again.
I know just the lad to direct this one to. I'll give you the heads up when he's about ready to strike.
EDITED TO ADD: feel free to publicly post the audio of the lad that I PM'd you about. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun May 11, 2008 7:47 am |
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I do hope the WU version fades in and out, the playback speed goes up and down and is as crackly and hissy as hell.
Then it'll be just like the real thing. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sun May 11, 2008 9:15 am |
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Loved this message .. you forgot to shut down the mike .. I could hear someone cracking up during the chinese-like bits |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Sun May 11, 2008 1:35 pm |
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@dutchbait: that laughter is on the original. Someone else felt the same way about that music as I do... |
_________________ FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
x2 x2 x? |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun May 11, 2008 7:10 pm |
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My poor lad has been having some problems getting his money so I've passed on the number
Thank you |
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Jellyroll
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
Posts: 52
Location: California
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Mon May 12, 2008 12:10 am |
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Any way of getting that audio online? I'll go to great lengths for a good larf, but a call to UK.....geez, I dunno.
Happy Mother's Day to all those lads and mugus out there.
I'm sure your mothers are all proud, you muther*******
D'OH. COUNTRY CODE 1. AREA CODE 206. IT'S FREAKIN' SEATTLE!
AND THERE'S ALREADY AN ONLINE LINK! WHADDA MAROON.
Spending all day with the likes of Charles Soludo and Patrick Bulldozer has weakened me greatly.
No wonder my MOTHER made me take naps. But first...a phone call.
AAAGGH. THE HORROR! THE HORROR! And still - not as bad as the crap that comes out of the cars passing my bedroom at 3 AM. |
_________________ VICTORY IS MINE! (Stewie Griffin, ca 2003) |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Mon May 12, 2008 9:40 am |
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Jellyroll, if you feel like you want to punish yourself I can give you my Flextel number. It's UK and expensive and the longish outgoing message isn't too funny. At least my lads never told they had a good laugh listening to it Though you might have more sense of humour than my lads have |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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