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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:47 am

...which you are welcome to share with your lads, if they are having difficulty retreiving their money transfers. It will keep them entertained for over 20 minutes:

Online-Hold-Message

It is a mashup of a computer-generated voice, the most annoying music ever made, and a queue-position counter that behaves... strangely.

If I get any really awesome messages, I will post them. If for any reason you'd rather I send it to you than to the world, please send me the name of your lad and his phone number, and I'll try to keep those private.

Enjoy! Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:06 am

Where did you get that freakin' music? You are right, it is annoying! Is some of it in Japanese?

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:16 am

^^^Not Japanese, but the most annoying music I've ever heard. Horrible quality. Worse than music on ignore. After a minute I slammed my phone into my desk. I love it. Wink

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:41 am

That music is horribly annoying. I could only take about 15 seconds of it. Ahhhhh

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:56 am

Patr!ck Bulld0zer, alias The Bulld0zer, alias The Bullet, random hitman, may call. He wants his $1500 from a certain Zedidiah. Hoping he'll call - feel free to post it if he does.

I think a few ribs were knocked out of alignment when "the song that doesn't end" started up. I loved that song as a kid. Razz

Nice bit of torture. Thank you, thank you very much. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:48 am

Any chance of making a WU customer disservice line as well? This is worse than Microsoft and Adobe combined, and I thought they were the pits.

Can't wait to send some money via Moneygram.

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:14 am

I could listen to it even other 23 minutes. I guess the call center is located somewhere in China.

MoneyGram obviously serves better than my RL bank. And I'm sure my lads will be more than happy with MG services Laughing

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:20 am

@thomas-the-tank: Sounds like a hell of an idea. Perhaps the time for Guantanamo-style white noise and a theremin performance has arrived.

@SomersetC: You are welcome. And I promise I will post whatever Patrick Bullshitter leaves on my lawn.

@Connie, @SB, you are most cordially welcome.

@Just Jane: I actually made that message almost a year ago... so I can't really remember where I got the music. I think I googled 'annoying' and went from there Very Happy

PS I want the 80s back, just because of your avatar.

EDIT: @Niagara: I'm glad to hear it, and hope to be of service to your lads at their earliest convenience. Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:52 am

Nice piece of work there Jen. I�m going to add the number to my faky Moneygram receipt so disgruntled lads have someone to phone to complain. It�s always good to squander lads� phone credit. Less for them to use on real victims.

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:58 am

@Tigbitties: Much obliged for putting it on your receipt. It's a K7 number, so all it needs to stay alive is lads a-callin'...

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:24 am

My poor bleeding ears! That was horrible!
...I love it! And I'm sure so does my most recent pet who has had some problems with Moneygram lately. In fact, this thread is exactly what I needed. I was running out of time wasters and excuses, but now I know that my lad has a good reason to send yet another email. Thank you, Jen.

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:34 am

@Cyric: You are most welcome. Have another bear on me.

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Dude that was...the most horrific and annoying crap I have ever heard. My ears are bleeding so bad I swear I am having an ear-period

And I thought calling DMV was already bad!!

Nice work dude!! Twisted Evil

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 3:16 pm

Jen Derbender - This is truly horrible! The lads' one brain cell will explode. clapping

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 4:00 pm

I am doing my best to listen to this. But, OMG. The music is horrid and yet I love it! I literally LOL'd when I heard the position in the queue increases! At one point, you actually get down to #1 in the queue and then... you are suddenly #11 and then #47!! Too damn funny! I listened to the whole thing. Yes, I am a knucklehead. "This is the song that doesn't end...".

Not that it wasn't funny enough, imagine a lad listening to the whole thing and at the very end, getting a message that all available agents are busy -- please leave a message after the beep. hehehe. Cruel enough, ya think?

This has reminded me that I really need to lengthen my K7 greeting. A mere one minute message is just too damn wimpy. I need to do a "Thank you for calling Moses xxxxxxx. That is M as is multimedia, O as in oceanograghy..."

I agree that a WU version would be most welcomed.

Thanks, Jen!

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:35 pm

Aye yai yai!

I'm now going to have to advance one of my baits to the MG stage!

EDITED TO ADD: I'm still listening to this! I think though that you might be overplaying your hand with that queue postion of 47.

clapping

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:03 pm

Hell, I sit and listened to the whole thing and am still laughing my ass off This is great. That will be the number they are directed to from now on.

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:07 pm

Barry Kelly wrote:

I think though that you might be overplaying your hand with that queue postion of 47

And you don't think playing "The Song That Never Ends" three times was overplaying my hand? Laughing

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:04 am

^^^^ Now that was a nice touch, that song that never ends!

I listened to it all the way thru, and then listened again.

I know just the lad to direct this one to. I'll give you the heads up when he's about ready to strike.

EDITED TO ADD: feel free to publicly post the audio of the lad that I PM'd you about.

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 7:47 am

I do hope the WU version fades in and out, the playback speed goes up and down and is as crackly and hissy as hell.
Then it'll be just like the real thing. Laughing

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:15 am

Loved this message .. you forgot to shut down the mike .. I could hear someone cracking up during the chinese-like bits Laughing

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:35 pm

@dutchbait: that laughter is on the original. Someone else felt the same way about that music as I do... Laughing

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My poor lad has been having some problems getting his money so I've passed on the number

Thank you

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:10 am

Any way of getting that audio online? I'll go to great lengths for a good larf, but a call to UK.....geez, I dunno.

Happy Mother's Day to all those lads and mugus out there.
I'm sure your mothers are all proud, you muther*******
beating

D'OH. COUNTRY CODE 1. AREA CODE 206. IT'S FREAKIN' SEATTLE!
AND THERE'S ALREADY AN ONLINE LINK! WHADDA MAROON.
Spending all day with the likes of Charles Soludo and Patrick Bulldozer has weakened me greatly.
No wonder my MOTHER made me take naps. But first...a phone call. Embarassed

AAAGGH. THE HORROR! THE HORROR! And still - not as bad as the crap that comes out of the cars passing my bedroom at 3 AM.

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:40 am

Jellyroll, if you feel like you want to punish yourself I can give you my Flextel number. It's UK and expensive and the longish outgoing message isn't too funny. At least my lads never told they had a good laugh listening to it Confused

Though you might have more sense of humour than my lads have Laughing

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